Ling Feng told He Ye that this little girl was his junior sister.
But the suspicious look on He Ye's face told him directly, "I don't believe it!"
Especially when he thought of Ling Feng's rogue and perverted nature, He Ye firmly believed that these eight achievements were underage girls that Ling Feng deceived from somewhere!
"Beauty, she just matured a little late, and her face has not evolved from a baby face. But she has truly grown up, and she is indeed my little junior sister!" Ling Feng didn't know what to do anymore.
I explained it to He Ye.
"It's wrong to hook up with an adult girl, and you should be punished by God!" He Ye determined with all his heart that this Ling Feng was not a good person, but a thief who liked to flirt with women everywhere.
"Sister, did you hear me clearly? She is my junior sister!" Ling Feng was so anxious that he wanted to take off He Ye's clothes.
"Junior sister? Tsk, I also worked in college. Guard against theft, guard against theft, brother! These days, there is no good thing among the brothers!" He Ye said with great disdain.
"Oh my god! Senior brother, the name of the incarnation of justice, has been tarnished by you shameless college students!" Ling Feng looked up to the sky and roared, and suddenly his face turned extremely serious and looked at He Ye, "Is it really true in college?
Is it possible to pick up a junior sister on a first-come-first-served basis? Then will my junior brother be picked up by those beautiful senior sisters?"
"Looking at your moral character, I know you are not a good person! Your mind is full of filth and obscenity!" He Ye said angrily.
"No, I'm just asking out of curiosity! Why haven't I been to school for several days and no beautiful senior sister has come to seduce me? Am I too handsome?" Ling Feng said very puzzled.
"It's late at night, you want to disgust me? You won't let me sleep, right? You're so smart and handsome? You're so ugly that you can't even tell that you have a human face. I guess you were napping when God created you.
Come on!" He Ye's ability to hurt others made Ling Feng fall to the ground.
"Tch, how about we make a bet? When my junior sister comes out, let her tell me whether I am so handsome that it will shock the world and make me cry!" Ling Feng shamelessly leaned on the sofa.
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"Forget it, the look that your little junior sister looks at you is probably because you have given her some ecstasy! Looking at her cute lolita look, she probably doesn't even know what it means to be handsome! Maybe she saw Journey to the West.
Even Zhu Bajie in the book thinks he is handsome!" He Ye glanced at him with disdain.
"Just be jealous! I am a unique idol in the eyes of my little junior sister, an idol in the sky and on earth! You have to hold me in your arms at night, otherwise you won't sleep!" Ling Feng started to feel shameless.
"You still hold her to sleep? She can't be the daughter you had with some girl when you were young and ignorant, right?" He Ye said in an exaggerated way.
I just picked up a glass of water and took a sip, when He Ye's words made me spit out!
"I'm talking about beauty, can you think carefully about what you say? I have told you before that I am still a pure and authentic division-level cadre!" Ling Feng said very dissatisfied.
"Still a division-level cadre? Are you a virgin every day?" He Ye said disdainfully. "I'm just wondering, do all lolita like uncles? Have you, a junior sister, never seen a man since you were a child? Why?
Do you just fall in love with a crooked melon like you?"
"Crooked melons and cracked dates? Then why do you fall in love with me again?" Ling Feng was so angry that he was almost smoking.
"Who has a crush on you? You narcissist!" When He Ye said this, his eyes twinkled obviously, and he felt a little guilty.
"Come on! I know I'm so handsome and charming. If a woman sees me, she'll be crazy about me. It's okay. Just admit it boldly. I won't laugh at you!" Ling Feng continued to be shameless and obscene.
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"Go away, if you are talking nonsense to me, I will kick your junior sister out as soon as she comes out. I am not used to having a stranger sleeping next to me!" He Ye said angrily with a slight blush on his face.
"I'm afraid not! I, my little junior sister, probably don't want to sleep with you yet! How about we make a bet, when the little junior sister comes out later, she will definitely be determined to sleep with me!" Ling Feng was shameless.
"Sleep with you? I don't believe that a little girl can be so shameless! What are you betting on?" He Ye didn't believe in evil. She is also a woman, so she naturally knows that women are not as shameless as men, they are all a little ashamed
Heartfelt.
"Whatever, I can win any bet!"
"Tch, okay, I'll make a bet with you! If you win, I'll waive your rent and you can live here as long as you like!"
"But, if you lose? Then teach me how to go to school honestly and try to get my degree certificate back next year!"
"No!" Ling Feng refused directly, "Such a bet is too small! Try another one! I firmly believe that I can win, just a few years of your rent. This is too cheap for you!"
"Then what do you want?" He Ye looked at him angrily.
"Well," Ling Feng glanced at He Ye, "Forget it, there's nothing worth looking at in your body. Is it possible that I can still let you sleep with me?"
"Okay, if you can win, I will sleep with you!" Sure enough, Ling Feng used a little trick, and He Ye was fooled.
"Isn't it good?" Ling Feng looked at her with a snicker.
Only then did He Ye realize that he had been quick to talk and had been fooled by Ling Feng, but he had already said what he said. If he regretted it, Ling Feng might still ridicule her in some way. He gritted his teeth and said cruelly, "This girl has her word."
If you, my little junior sister, really want to sleep with you, I will admit it!"
"Okay, since you are so cheerful, it seems that it is impossible if I don't agree to it!" Ling Feng shamelessly pretended to be coquettish.
The two of them were in a stalemate in the living room. A few minutes later, Ling Feng's junior sister came out of the bathroom. She was wearing He Ye's pajamas, which looked like a robe. She was holding a towel and wiping her hair carefully.
"What are you doing? Playing games?" The junior sister looked at the two of them curiously.
He Ye glanced at Ling Feng confidently, as if his eyes were saying, "Just wait and see!"
Ling Feng smiled disdainfully and lit up a cigarette!
He Ye stretched out deliberately and looked at his junior sister, "Miaotong, right? Sister is very sleepy, let's go to bed!"
"Okay, bye, sister! Senior brother and I will go to rest in a while!" Junior sister Miao Tong said innocently.
"Uh..." After hearing this reply, He Ye almost collapsed. Seeing that there was no unnatural expression on this little junior sister's face, it felt like it was only natural for her to sleep with her senior brother.
Seeing Ling Feng's proud smile, He Ye was so angry that he gritted his teeth and whispered, "Don't worry, this doesn't count as giving up! I haven't lost yet!"
"You continue!" Ling Feng said nonchalantly.
He Ye forced out a smile, "But Miaotong! You are a girl, how can you sleep with a grown man? This is not good, go and sleep with your sister!"
"No!" the junior sister pouted in dissatisfaction. "I want to sleep with my senior brother. I used to sleep with him every day!"
"Return to Tiantian?" He Ye looked at Ling Feng in disbelief. "Have you been harming other girls since you were a child?"
"What are you talking about? I am a pure division-level cadre!" Ling Feng said, rolling his eyes.
"Divisional cadre? Senior brother, have you become an official?" Xiao Miaotong couldn't understand what they were talking about.
"Ahem, Miaotong! Look, your senior brother's bed is too small. Two people can't squeeze in it. If they turn over, they might fall off! My sister's bed is big, so you can sleep comfortably.
"Yes!" In order to not have to sleep with Ling Feng, He Ye thought of ways to coax his little junior sister. He went downstairs to buy some candies and came back.
Junior sister Miao Tong blinked her eyes, looked at He Ye, and said with a serious face, "Then thank you, landlady, no, thank you landlady! Then will it be uncomfortable for you to sleep on such a small bed alone?"
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"Ah? Sleeping alone? What do you mean?" He Ye was confused.
"Sister Landlady, aren't you going to give me your big bed to me and my senior brother? Right?" The younger junior sister looked at He Ye with an innocent face.
Ling Feng couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter!
He Ye was like a deflated rubber ball. Seeing this little junior sister's innocent and child-like expression, she completely lost her temper. She could only give Ling Feng a fierce look, "I despise you!
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"It doesn't matter if you despise me, do you want to admit defeat?" Ling Feng said with a wicked smile.
"I give up! But I won't agree to sleep with you!" He Ye said with great grudge.
"Are you being a rogue?" Ling Feng raised his eyebrows and looked at her.
"Even so! I will never sleep with you!" He Ye also imitated his rogue look.
"Okay, I'm convinced!" Ling Feng nodded.
"Little junior sister, come here!"
"Oh!" Junior sister Miaotong happily jumped to Ling Feng's side, sat down, and leaned in his arms.
"Little junior sister, have you really missed your senior brother for such a long time?" Ling Feng said with a smile.
"Well!" Xiao Miaotong pouted and said aggrievedly, "Senior brother is not here, so no one sleeps with Miaotong. I was so scared that I couldn't sleep at first!"
"Miaotong is good! Little junior sister, you are the best! But Miaotong, this sister, she also wants her senior brother to kiss her and sleep with her every night. If her senior brother doesn't accompany her for a day, she won't dare to sleep!" Ling
Feng said like a kid.
He Ye was so angry that he felt ashamed after hearing this!
"Really? Then this landlady is so pitiful, just as pitiful as Miaotong!" Junior sister Miaotong looked at He Ye with sympathy.
He Ye's face turned red and he didn't know what to say. He could only curse Ling Feng silently in his heart for this shameless bastard!