He Ye lives in a relatively medium-level community, with two bedrooms and one living room!
As soon as he entered the house, Ling Feng sighed, the decoration of this house is really exquisite and warm, with a layer of white painted walls, and on the left side of the living room near the balcony, there is a beautifully crafted glass coffee table, surrounded by milky white blended fabrics on three sides.
sofa!
Near the kitchen, there is a European and American style dining table and several high-back chairs!
Looking at this uniquely decorated house, which was small but very cozy, Ling Feng suddenly felt a warm feeling of home from the bottom of his heart!
This is where I will live from now on...
Although this is just Ling Feng's wishful thinking and a shameless belief!
"Okay, Ling Feng, you can sleep in the study on the left first!" He Ye smiled and helped Ling Feng carry his luggage, a suitcase that was smashed into pieces.
"I'll do it myself!" Ling Feng rushed to say. Just kidding, you've already moved into the home of a beautiful woman. Why don't you act more diligent? Even when Zhu Bajie first entered Gaolaozhuang, he was also a very diligent person.
Yes, if he is not brisk, will Mr. Gao keep him? Today, I, Ling Feng, will also learn from our great pick-up expert Zhu Bajie. I will be more diligent and leave a good impression on the beauties. Maybe other beauties will see how hard-working I am.
, it’s not necessarily that you just keep me as your husband!
"Okay, you still need to recover now, I'll get this!" He Ye said enthusiastically.
Suddenly, just as the two people were fighting for the box, the box leaked and two pornographic newspapers fell out of the box. Seeing the naked girl on the cover, He Ye's face turned red!
Ling Feng was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in right now. This was so fucking embarrassing. His good image in the hearts of beauties had been ruthlessly destroyed by these two pornographic weekly magazines!
"Do it yourself!" The atmosphere suddenly became extremely awkward. He Ye blushed, put down the box, and ran away.
Ling Feng pouted, with mixed feelings in his heart. He picked up the two pornographic magazines on the ground, stuffed them into the box randomly, held the broken box in both hands, and walked into the small study room of He Ye's house!
After closing the door, Ling Feng opened the box. There were dozens of pornographic weekly books inside, and each one was more explicit than the last! Could he be a perverted nymphomaniac?
He took out a pornographic weekly, opened the pages, and took out several glass flying needles from the cracks in the middle.
What's this?
This is the guy he eats with!
Next, Ling Feng opened these pornographic weekly magazines one by one, turned to a specific page, and took out the flying needle he had hidden in it!
In more than ten pornographic weekly magazines, Ling Feng actually hid more than fifty flying needles in them!
As we all know, the security check before boarding is quite strict. In order to avoid the security check, he deliberately put so many pornographic magazines in the box and played a psychological warfare to divert the attention of the boarding inspectors through the pornographic magazines.
force!
When air inspectors discover these pornographic magazines, their subconscious attention will be attracted by these explicit pornographic magazines!
Maybe, they will take the opportunity to feast their eyes on it!
Maybe, they will pay more attention to this person, and be curious about Ling Feng, a nymphomaniac?
When they focus their energy on these aspects, they will naturally ignore what is hidden inside!
Increasing people's attention to one thing means reducing their attention to other things!
But what he didn't expect was that it was precisely because of these pornographic weekly magazines that helped him so much that he was embarrassed in front of a beautiful woman!
What would the beautiful lady He Ye think of him? His image as an innocent little boy Yin was so ruined!
"Ah! I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!" Ling Feng was about to cry but had no tears.
After taking such a long flight, I had a good sleep. At six o'clock the next day, Ling Feng got up on time. This was a requirement of his career over the years!
Stretched, opened his sleepy eyes in a daze, and walked towards the bathroom!
Opening the door, suddenly a picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath appeared in front of Ling Feng that made Ling Feng's blood boil.
He Ye, who was standing under the shower nozzle, was frightened by the sudden change and was stunned. He stood there coldly, looking at the beast at the door in horror, letting him expose himself naked!
After time froze for 0.03 seconds, He Ye screamed, "Asshole, get out!"
I was frantically trying to cover my important parts, but with just two hands, how could I cover them?
Ling Feng swallowed, looked at the embarrassed He Ye and said, "If I were you, I would choose to squat down!"
He Ye was stunned, quickly put his hands in front of him, and squatted down!
"Still not going out yet!" He Ye's face was so red that it was almost hot, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito's fly.
Ling Feng touched the back of his head in embarrassment, screwed up his face on purpose, and said in pain: "Sister He Ye, I'm sorry, I'm holding back my urine so hard that I already feel like I can't hold it in any longer!"
When He Ye heard this, his already hot little face became even hotter. He awkwardly stretched out a hand, pointed at the bath towel on the wall and said, "Pass the bath towel to me!"
When Ling Feng saw her appearance, he found it very cute and deliberately gave her a towel!
"Bath towel, not a towel!" He Ye was almost mad.
Ling Feng snickered in his heart, but he still said in a very aggrieved and ashamed tone, "I'm sorry, Sister He Ye, we country people just use a towel to take a bath! I don't know what you city people call bath towel!"
Seeing Ling Feng's ashamed look, He Ye suddenly felt that the countryman's self-esteem had been seriously hurt, and said in a gentle and apologetic voice, "It doesn't matter, the big one is the bath towel!"
Taking the bath towel handed over by Ling Feng, He Ye, who was squatting on the ground, wrapped it awkwardly around his chest, but the bath towel was still too narrow, and Ling Feng could still see her large uncovered breasts, tempting
So powerful!
"Hurry up, I have to take a shower!" He Ye lowered his head and sounded a little panicked.
Ling Feng felt secretly happy. It was quite satisfying to have a beautiful woman watch him pee!
In front of the toilet, he spread his legs and loosened his waistband. Ling Feng took out his already aroused genitals and started peeing very happily!
Hearing the sound of "water flowing", He Ye was really ashamed. He had never encountered such an embarrassing scene in his entire life. Hearing a boy pee would not be embarrassing to anyone!
Slowly, the sound of water flow disappeared! He Ye raised his head anxiously, "Are you ready?"
But what caught his eye was the man's thick genitals. His already flushed face was now even more flushed, almost bleeding! He wanted to immediately crawl through the cracks in the floor tiles, and be too shameless to see anyone!
"You,,,, why don't you put it away!" He Ye said incoherently.
Ling Feng felt secretly aggrieved in his heart. He really wanted to find a hug and cry right now. Sister, I feel very disadvantaged for letting you listen to me pee here. You actually have to peek even further? My innocence! You
Pay, you pay!
She said very unhappily, "Sister He Ye, have you never seen a man pee? After a man has finished urinating, he still has to pause and let the residue drip out!"
He Ye was even more embarrassed, his head almost buried in his cleavage!
"In our countryside, if that girl sees this boy, she will definitely marry this boy!" Ling Feng said pretending to be angry.
"Ah! I,,,I,,,I didn't mean it!" He Ye suddenly raised his head and said with frightened eyes.
"Look!" Ling Feng was extremely happy in his heart. This beauty is so innocent! But on the surface, he was still very angry.
Seeing He Ye suddenly burying her head again, Ling Feng was really afraid that she would break her neck!
After a while, when he heard the sound of the toilet being flushed, He Yecai said softly, "Are you ready?"
"Well, that's it!"
After Ling Feng went out, He Ye was not in the mood to take a shower anymore! He quickly put on his clothes!
When he came out, he saw Ling Feng sitting on the sofa. He Ye didn't dare to raise his head to look at him. Thinking about the embarrassing scene just now, he felt his face burning badly!
"There's milk and bread in the refrigerator! I'm going to work first!" He Ye said quickly as if to escape. He grabbed the leather bag on the table and ran out of the door.
Looking at He Ye's back, Ling Feng was speechless, "I glanced at you, and you looked back twice as hard! Why do you still act like I'm sorry for you! It's me who suffers!"
After saying that, he started to eat his breakfast!