Gu Xue believed that he was weird, turned around, and comforted Yuan Yuan with a policeman's attitude, "Girl, if you want to sue him for rape and sexual harassment, I can help you drive a through train and send this scumbag directly to prison.
Transformation!”
"I was wronged!" Ling Feng shouted bitterly.
"Beauty, are you trying to frame me, or are you trying to frame me? Although this beauty is beautiful, she is my most beloved teacher. After listening to her class, I immediately understood that I have a deep understanding of harmony.
He felt ashamed of his negative contributions to society, and secretly vowed to change his ways and become a person who promotes harmony and is useful to socialism!" Ling Feng shamelessly followed Zhu Hao's tricks to put gold on his own face.
"Pretty? Then who is more beautiful than me?" Gu Xue suddenly turned around and looked at Ling Feng with a smile.
"Uh...," Ling Feng was shocked for a moment. He really didn't expect that Gu Xue would throw him such a world-wide problem.
"This is the only global problem in human history that can never be answered!" Zhu Hao looked up calmly and assumed the posture of a thinker.
Seeing Gu Xue's attitude of not giving up even if she couldn't get the answer, Ling Feng suddenly thought, "Evaluating a person's beauty or ugliness cannot be judged by appearance! It must be combined with the connotation!"
"Don't act like a scholar with me! Just tell me directly who is more beautiful!" Gu Xue said in a very shameless manner.
"Beauty, from a philosophical point of view, beauty and ugliness are relative, there is no absolute. Anyone who gives an absolute answer is arbitrary and irrational!" Zhu Hao didn't know the time to take action.
, I don’t know if he wants to show off his inner strength, or if he wants to help Ling Feng get out of trouble.
"Shut up, if you keep talking, I'll send you to jail and lock you up for half a month!" Gu Xue glared at Zhu Hao angrily.
Zhu Hao was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth and said in a vague voice, "You have personality, I like it!"
As soon as he saw Gu Xue throwing him over, he was so frightened that he quickly hid behind Zhao Dingtian!
When Zhu Sanqiang saw Ling Feng being embarrassed like this by a beautiful woman, he naturally knew that he should leave. What the boss was most unhappy about was losing face in front of his younger brother!
"Officer, if nothing happens, we onlookers should evacuate first!" Zhu Sanqiang said with a laugh.
Gu Xue glanced at him, then glanced at Ling Feng, and said with a smile, "Zhu Sanqiang, if nothing happens in the future, it's best not to join in the fun! And by the way, let me tell you, boss, to be more honest in the future!"
She actually said this to Ling Feng on purpose. She had already figured out Ling Feng's forces very clearly, and she naturally knew that Zhu Sanqiang was now Ling Feng's subordinate!
Zhu Sanqiang smiled awkwardly, "I will, I will!"
"Okay, you can go! By the way, take that noisy thing away as a bystander!" Gu Xue looked at Zhu Hao with a smile.
"Ah? Officer, I'm not a spectator, I'm a person involved! Don't you need to take me to make a transcript or something?" Upon hearing this, Zhu Hao quit.
"Okay!" Gu Xue said with a smile on her face. "How about I take you to the bureau and observe you carefully for ten days and a half, okay?"
"Ah? Forget it, I'm a bystander! I'm leaving!" Upon hearing this, Zhu Hao said honestly.
Ling Feng said quickly, "Beauty, I am also a soy sauce person, can I leave too?"
"No!" Gu Xue's face turned cold, "You haven't answered my question yet!"
Ling Feng glanced at Gu Xue in embarrassment, walked to her side, put his arm around her shoulders, "Beauty, aren't you making things difficult for me?"
"What are you doing? Is there no place to rest your hands?" Gu Xue did not accept this at all.
"Oh, don't be like this! Look, my teacher, how can she compare with you? She is simply not on the same level!"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Gu Xue was so excited that she suddenly forgot that she was still being hugged by Ling Feng and eating tofu!
"Women have thin skin. If I tell the truth in public, wouldn't it hurt my teacher's self-esteem?" Ling Feng said in a low voice.
"You said that, am I more beautiful?" Gu Xue's face turned red with excitement.
"Shh, keep your voice down! Needless to say, how can she compare to you?" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
Gu Xue glanced proudly at Yuan Yuan, who was still standing in the corner, "But she is fairer than me?"
"White? That's all unhealthy. Vampires, who is not white? Your skin, which has a faint hint of wheat color, is the healthiest. It can be verified by ISO9001! Her white one
, Hey, I was so scared when I saw it! However, she is a girl after all, so I can’t hit her in public, right? What if her ability to bear is relatively weak and she can’t think about it and does something impulsive? This will make me
I will feel guilty for the rest of my life!" Ling Feng said very melancholy.
"You are quite considerate of others!" Gu Xue rolled her eyes at him.
"I can't help it! I told you that she is my teacher. If I tell the truth, she will hold a grudge. As a result, I will fail the class. As you know, I am now the most passionate in pursuit of knowledge and advancement.
When I was young, I finally fought for an opportunity to go to university for further study. If it were because of her revenge, wouldn’t all my enthusiasm be ruined?" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"That's right!" Gu Ying, who had been deceived by Ling Feng, nodded in sympathy.
"That's right!"
"Okay, then I won't argue with you about this matter! I'm done with it!" Gu Xue said with great satisfaction.
"Thank you, officer!" Ling Feng took a long breath.
"By the way, Ling Feng, my mother asked you to come over and sit down when you have time!" Gu Xue suddenly remembered something and blushed, acting like a little bird.
When Ling Feng thought of Gu Xue's wonderful mother, he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body. The toilet fight was such an impressive sight! He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll go back and visit during the holiday!"
When he went back, Ling Feng was obsessed with sending Yuan Yuan back, but Yuan Yuan would rather die than let him send her away!
She now feels hatred towards this student of hers! She wishes she could lead the People's Liberation Army to completely eliminate this scumbag!
The more frustrated you become, the braver you become. This is Ling Feng's always good quality! He has taken his shamelessness to the extreme, as if you don't let me send you back, I will follow behind you!
He still plausibly said, "It's so late, it's not safe for the beauty to go back alone! Since I'm treating you to dinner, I have the obligation to escort you home. Whether you want it or not, this is my unshirkable duty as a man and a gentleman."
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The result is that Ling Feng succeeded!
However, while walking on the road, this Yuan Yuan didn't say a word, and kept moving forward, eager to reach the door of her home in one step!
If something didn't happen to the opportunity that I had finally won to escort a beautiful woman home, I would be really sorry for Master Sun's infinite admiration for me!
"Teacher Yuan Yuan, don't you have to be so grudge against me? I'm actually a truly good person!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
Yuan Yuan, who was walking in front, almost stumbled and fell. She turned around and looked at him in disbelief, "Ling Feng, you are so embarrassed when you say this!"
"You don't understand me, that's because you don't understand me!" Ling Feng said in a deep and melancholy voice. "Actually, deep down in my heart, I am a good person! In this chaotic world, everyone else
I am pretending to be pure. In order to prevent my innocence from being tainted by others, I can only pretend to be impure!"
"I have been awarded the "Five Good Citizens" by the Public Security Bureau several times in a row, and I have been rewarded for my courage in serving the citizens! I dedicated myself silently, not seeking fame or fortune, only a clear conscience! I just used a high-profile posture to cover up my innermost feelings.
Just keep a low profile!" As he spoke, Ling Feng became deeply intoxicated by his lies.
Yuan Yuan, who grew up abroad and knew little about domestic affairs, was actually fooled. On the street, as long as a three-year-old child can tell that Ling Feng is a liar. She is a big girl who is running for three years.
, actually got fooled!
"Really? But didn't I hear that no one dares to do good deeds in China now? Are they afraid that they will be blackmailed?" Yuan Yuan looked at Ling Feng in confusion.
As soon as he heard that his words were effective, Ling Feng's eyes became even more melancholy, "The love is deep and the responsibility is deep! I am also full of disappointment with the current situation of this society, with the broken morality and the lack of legal system! The collapse of etiquette and music
A bad mistake has happened again! However, even if I know this, I still want to be the last defender. Even if I am not understood by the world and despised by others, I will still stick to the five thousand years of China.
Bottom line.”
"Teacher Yuan Yuan, do you understand?" Ling Feng looked at her with melancholy eyes that were about to shed tears.
Yuan Yuan was stunned for a moment by his deception, and nodded movedly.
"No one dares to act bravely and help the old man. But I will do it without hesitation, because no one can guarantee that the old man you help will blackmail you! Even if there is only one in a thousand chance, I
I will still do it like this. Otherwise, I will feel uneasy!" I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen Ling Feng so shameless. As soon as he appeared on the scene, he created a conflict, and he is still blackmailing He Ye.
"The spirit of Lei Feng will always exist in my heart! Although, I have always believed that Lei Feng was just an image deliberately created by the government to promote itself and its selfless love for the people!" Ling Feng said with a hint of sadness.
"But it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect the Lei Feng spirit in my heart at all! In order to prevent me from being so out of tune with this society, I have to put on the cloak of a gangster and mingle with the people around me! But, as you know, I
Your heart is hot?"
"So touching!" Yuan Yuan, who had little social experience, was suddenly deceived by Ling Feng, and she shed tears.
"Haha!" Ling Feng smiled helplessly on the surface, "As long as you don't laugh at my naivety!"
"No, how could I laugh at you? You are a good person!" Yuan Yuan said quickly.
Ling Feng was so excited, "Okay, I have successfully restored my image in the heart of a beautiful woman! With my acting skills, it is no longer a question of whether I can win an Oscar, but a question of dozens of them!"