Ling Feng looked at her beautiful hand grabbing his arm, frowned, and said seriously, "Beauty, are you eating my tofu with this action?"
"Ling Feng, just promise me! I really hate that fly!"
"Normally, I am reciprocal. If someone eats my tofu, I will eat it back! But now, I am confused, should I also eat your tofu?" Ling Feng stared at her clear career line
, very confused.
"But having said that, I think the more Zhao Xiong chases you, the more opportunities I have to make a fortune! Last time I sold so many roses at a low price, and now many people are asking me if they are available! I think you
You should give Zhao Xiong some hope, so that he will give you roses again, and I can treat you to dinner again!" Ling Feng said slyly.
"Ling Feng, you're like this, I'm going to be angry!" Yuan Yuan said a little angrily.
"Wow, beauty, don't be so forceful. It's you who invite me now, not me. You don't have to put on such a big air, right?" Ling Feng really wanted to agree to her, but Ziyue had already taken the lead.
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"Huh? What is this?" sharp-eyed Yuan Yuan suddenly saw Ling Feng's ticket hidden under the quilt.
Ling Feng hurriedly wanted to hide, but Yuan Yuan still quickly reached into his bed, and with one move, it was the Nine Yin White Bone Claw!
"Show me!" Yuan Yuan ordered.
"No, teacher, what do you want to see me for in broad daylight?" Ling Feng said ruthlessly.
"Show me!" Yuan Yuan grabbed it directly.
"Ah! Killing!" Ling Feng screamed.
At this time, the two people outside the door heard the noise, quickly opened the door and took a look, and were stunned!
I saw Teacher Yuan Yuan's hand stretched out into Ling Feng's quilt. The position seemed to be exactly that position!
"Wow!" Sun Yang shook his head in surprise. "Teacher Yuan Yuan, I didn't expect you to be so open-minded!"
"What are they doing?" Zhu Hao held the unlit cigarette in his mouth and slid it down.
"Needless to say, Teacher Yuan Yuan is helping Brother Feng masturbate!" Sun Yang said shockingly.
"No way?" Zhu Hao covered his chest with his hands.
"Didn't you hear Brother Feng's sound that sounded like killing a pig?" Sun Yang continued to say regardless of Teacher Ling Feng and Yuan Yuan's reaction.
"Get out!" Ling Feng and Yuan Yuan cursed at the same time.
With a snap, Sun Yang directly pulled Zhu Hao, who was in tears, and ran out. Before closing the door, he gave Ling Feng a thumbs up!
"Beauty, my good reputation in this life has been ruined by your arrest like this!" Ling Feng cried aggrievedly.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Who told you not to show me!" Yuan Yuan's little face was so red that it almost bled. She could feel that her face was very hot.
"That's not the point!" Ling Feng howled. "The point is, the position where you just struck, a man, was ruined by you like this!"
"Ah?" Yuan Yuan's face turned even redder. She vaguely remembered that she just grabbed a bunch of things randomly and didn't care. She just used force. Could it be? His thing was caught by her.
Injured.
"It's over! My cerebral cortex can no longer contact my balls!" Ling Feng cried sadly.
"What should I do?" Yuan Yuan was a little worried. She grew up abroad and was not as new as He Ye. She knew a lot about men's genitals. She knew that this was the most valuable thing in a man's life.
"If it can be exempted from failing the final exam, maybe it can be stimulated to find itself again!" Ling Feng said seriously.
"Fuck you, you're lying to me!" Yuan Yuan raised her pink fist angrily.
"A gentleman should take action or not! My fragile body can no longer withstand your evil destruction!" Ling Feng quickly stepped aside.
"If you agree to accompany me, then I can consider letting you go!" In order to completely win over Ling Feng, Yuan Yuan also began to show disrespect for her teacher.
"Please, my comrade teacher, you have guessed that I have been booked and you are late!" Ling Feng could only say this.
"It doesn't matter! Ling Feng, the dance is just a part of the party. When the time comes, you can just come and dance with me!" Yuan Yuan didn't care at all.
"I'm afraid it's not that easy! If this Zhao Xiong keeps pestering you, I'm afraid you will always need me!" Ling Feng looked at her with bitterness and hatred.
"Do you just want to see that fly from Zhao Xiong, pestering me all the time? You are my boyfriend!" Yuan Yuan pouted her little mouth pitifully, which made me feel particularly pity.
"Stop it, stop it! Don't climb up the pole! I just helped you out last time, so I reluctantly pretended to be your boyfriend. Because of this, I still regret it, damn, this Zhao Xiong is a student
Section Chief. If I help you deal with him, isn't that asking for death? He can casually accuse me of countless heinous crimes and tell me to get out of here! I came here to learn knowledge and culture.
It’s not to offend the leader!” Ling Feng said bitterly.
"Don't worry, he doesn't dare! My dad is the principal. Is it possible that he, the head of the student section, can be older than the principal?" Yuan Yuan said comfortingly.
"That's right! The principal is the biggest in the school! Then can you ask your father to directly issue me a degree certificate so that I can graduate early. I can go back to work!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
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"Aren't you here to learn knowledge and culture?" Yuan Yuan said with black lines on her head.
"That's right! I can go home and study with my books. Now that I have the diploma, I can find a job! It would be even better if they could directly issue me a doctorate and master's degree certificate!" Ling Feng was still pushing the envelope.
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"I'm afraid this won't work! These certificates are issued by the state and need to be sorted out by the Education Bureau. The school can't make the decision!" Yuan Yuan said in embarrassment.
"Forget it, beauty, I'm going to bed!" Ling Feng ignored her directly. I don't have what I want, so why should I be a shield for you?
"Ling Feng, don't be like this! If you help me, I may not be able to get you a degree certificate, but if you don't help me, I guarantee you won't be able to get a degree certificate!" Yuan Yuan said angrily.
"Shit!" Ling Feng sat up suddenly and looked at her with an unwilling face, "You really have the most vicious heart of a woman! Okay, you are awesome, I lose!"
"Hehe, you are so good! Don't worry, I won't treat you badly!" Yuan Yuan suddenly beamed.
"Come on, I was so panicked when I heard what you said! Alas, for the sake of my hard-earned degree certificate, I was actually given unspoken rules by a teacher! Future wife, don't blame me, I am doing this for
Our future will be a happy life!" Ling Feng exaggeratedly said while wiping his nose and tears.
"Screw you! A dog's mouth can't spit out an ivory! By the way, can you tell me who booked you before me? It couldn't be He Ye, could it?" Yuan Yuan was very surprised.
It was the eighth wife who asked.
"He Ye? He Ye will also come to participate?" Ling Feng was so frightened that he almost jumped up.
"Not her? Who could it be? Is it Ziyue who is rumored everywhere in school to book a hotel room with you?" Yuan Yuan said teasingly.
"Oh, can you stop being so gossipy! Will He Ye really come to participate?" Ling Feng was very concerned about this issue.
"Of course! Her parents are both professors at the school, and she also graduated from Binhai University, and she is also recognized as a pure beauty of that generation! Of course she will be invited!" Yuan Yuan said with a smile. "I haven't seen her for several years.
He Ye!"
"I really hope you don't want to meet each other!" Ling Feng murmured to himself with a bitter look on his face.
"What did you say?"
"No, I said you two are not Lily, right?" Ling Feng said shockingly.
"Fuck you! Okay, I'll give you the ticket. Now you have two tickets, you can take anyone there with you! Even if you are in use at that time, I can also find a spare tire for emergency. But that wish
Forget it Hao, you look like a wretched pervert at first glance!" Yuan Yuan stood up and said.
"Why?" Zhu Hao pushed open the door fiercely and looked at Yuan Yuan with tears in his eyes. "Am I being vulgar? Am I obviously sentimental?"
"I can't stand you!" Yuan Yuan silently hit him on the head, "Children should study hard!"
"But he is also a child!" Zhu Hao said unwillingly.
Yuan Yuan said without looking back, "He is more manly than you!"
"Wipe it!" Zhu Hao looked up to the sky and screamed, "Isn't it just manly? I don't take a shower for a week, I guarantee that my whole body will be full of manly!"
Yuan Yuan, who was going down the stairs, almost stumbled and fell to death!