"Brother Feng wet the bed?" Zhu Hao discovered this problem very sensitively, "But who didn't wet the bed as a child? Otherwise, would there still be a market for diapers?"
Just as Ling Feng was about to stop him, the big-mouthed Zhang Hai already said, "Did you still call yourself a child when you were a teenager?"
"Ah?" Zhu Hao looked at Ling Feng with surprise. "No way, Brother Feng, you still wet the bed when you were a teenager?"
Ling Feng's head was full of black lines, and he quickly glanced at the roadside, hoping that no one would hear, "Won't you lower your voice?"
"Oh, Brother Feng, isn't it just bedwetting? It's not a big deal to wet the bed as a teenager! I saw on Embarrassing a few days ago that there was a top-notch man who still wet the bed after getting married!" Zhu Hao said loudly on purpose.
said.
As a result, Ling Feng chased after him like crazy.
When we arrived at the teacher's door, the class had already started for more than ten minutes. Ling Feng still looked carefree and walked in with a swagger while holding a cigarette in his mouth.
When the little girls sitting in the front row saw Ling Feng, they all pushed their classmates to the other side to make room for Ling Feng, hoping that this legendary campus figure could be by their side.
Seeing that he had such a charming personality, Ling Feng was so proud that he deliberately showed off and glanced at Zhu Hao and Zhang Hai, who had sour eyes next to him. He glanced at a pretty girl and said directly.
I pulled on my slippers and walked over!
"Stop!" a sudden voice shouted.
Ling Feng turned his head and looked at the teacher with blue veins on his face. After staring for a while, Ling Feng felt a little embarrassed. He knew that this was their class, but he didn't know the teacher. The most shameful thing was that he didn't know
What kind of course is this?
"Teacher, I don't like sitting on the podium!" Ling Feng blinked and declined politely.
"Get out of here!" This middle-aged man with a dark face and three-quarter hair comb pointed at Ling Feng and shouted.
"Teacher, you haven't taught me the secret of getting out yet? How about you teach now and I learn on the spot?" Ling Feng's ability to talk back is top-notch. It is estimated that there are not many teachers in the school who can rival him.
There was a burst of laughter from below. The teacher's face turned darker, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he shouted loudly, "Get out!"
Ling Feng was also angry. He sat down directly and crossed his legs, "Teacher, I think you made a mistake? We paid for you to come here to teach us. We students are the teachers.
God is your food, clothing, and parents. We are asking you to get out, but have you ever seen anyone take other people’s money and ask others to get out?”
The middle-aged man was furious, "Where's the monitor? Get this bastard out of here! Otherwise, I won't be able to attend this class!"
No one answered.
"Where's the monitor?" the middle-aged teacher shouted again.
Suddenly, a very soft voice came from below, "Teacher, he is the monitor!"
"Ah?" The one who was surprised was not the teacher, but Ling Feng, who was dangling with his legs crossed. He didn't know that he had become the class monitor inexplicably?
The middle-aged teacher's face changed drastically, and he glared at Ling Feng, "Adult education is an adult education, even a scumbag like this can be the monitor!"
As soon as this sentence came out, it immediately aroused dissatisfaction among the students in class below. He was blatantly discriminating against adult students!
"Teacher, I don't like hearing what you are saying! How can we adults do this?" Zhang Hai didn't want to see Ling Feng being bullied, so he stood up and started making noises.
"That's right, you'd better tell me what the hell happened to us as adults?"
"If you weren't a student of our adult education, why would you go and drink the northwest wind?"
The students below scolded each other more harshly than the last. The most disgusting scolder among them was naturally Zhu Hao, who was hiding in the crowd. This kid sneaked out of the back door when Ling Feng was arguing with the teacher just now.
He went in and hid in the crowd, scolding him so much that it was a joy!
"Are you going to rebel?" The middle-aged man slammed the table and cursed. "I heard from my colleagues that adult education students have the worst quality. Today I finally saw it! Why are today's college students so poor?
The quality of valuable college students is getting lower and lower, and that’s because you have this group of black sheep among them!”
The teacher's scolding was quite unpleasant.
"You deserve a fucking beating!" Among the crowd below, a book flew directly towards the teacher's face.
He hid away. Before he had time to look for it, that bastard dared to hit him with a book. He saw books all over the sky, launched from various locations in the classroom, and hit him!
After a few minutes.
Zhao Xiong arrived with a group of people from the security department holding rubber sticks.
Looking at the teacher whose face was bruised and white, he said to a security guard next to him, "Send the teacher to the infirmary to evaluate the injury!"
After the teacher was helped away, Zhao Xiong ordered the security guards to block the front and back doors of the classroom with a serious face.
When he walked to the podium, he glanced at the students who were still very angry in the classroom. When his eyes came to Ling Feng, he paused for a moment.
"Who hurt the teacher just now?" Zhao Xiong asked with a cold face.
"I!"
"me!"
All the angry students below volunteered to shout.
"Okay, you all have a lot of backbone, right? I'll give you a chance now. Those who didn't do anything will come forward!" Zhao Xiong was not angry at all.
"No one stands up, right?" Zhao Xiong raised his eyebrows. "Now, all the girls are going out. I believe that girls can't do this kind of thing!"
Originally, he wanted to leave a good impression in front of the female students, but what embarrassed him was that even those female students who looked elegant and weak were sitting there motionless, looking like they were just like the other male students in the class.
The students are advancing and retreating together!
"Not bad, they are very united!" Zhao Xiong said as if he was trying to save himself.
No one spoke. At this time, Ling Feng really couldn't stand it anymore, "Everyone, please don't ignore Section Chief Zhao! Section Chief Zhao's words are drying up. If no one answers, then Section Chief Zhao will be ignored."
It’s been a long time!”
"Ling Feng, shut up!" Zhao Xiong twisted his eyes and looked at Ling Feng. "I have known for a long time that in this class, you are just like a piece of rat shit! The school will not be peaceful as long as you are here!"
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"Chief Zhao, you are really wise!" Ling Feng smiled and gave him a thumbs up.
"I have no teachers, no tutor at all. Even a decent family will not teach such unqualified children!" Zhao Xiong scolded directly.
His words directly touched Ling Feng's inner feelings. His parents were no longer here, but they were still being dragged out and scolded. This was something he could not accept.
Just when Ling Feng was about to have an attack, Zhang Hai stood up, pointed directly at Zhao Xiong and cursed, "Aren't you even more incompetent when you curse like this?"
"Who are you?" Zhao Xiong suddenly became angry. In school, few students dared to talk to Zhao Xiong like this.
"I'm your fucking father!" Zhang Hai cursed angrily.
"It's even more embarrassing to have a son like him!" Zhu Hao said quietly, buried in the crowd.
Looking at the group of students below looking at him mockingly, Zhao Xiong's face became even more ugly. "Who is scolding me below?"
No one answered.
"Okay, no one is talking, right?" Zhao Xiong gritted his teeth and nodded. Looking at the books scattered on the ground, he said to the heavily armed security guards, "Give me the names of each book.
Anyone whose name is called will be given a major demerit!"
Zhao Xiong is a very powerful student section chief. What kind of punishment he wants to give is almost certain, so ordinary students don't dare to offend Zhao Xiong.
"No need to light it! I did this!" Ling Feng stood up, took out the cigarette box, flicked the bottom of the cigarette box with his finger, and a cigarette flew up, holding it in his mouth very gracefully.
in the mouth.
"No smoking in the classroom!" Zhao Xiong growled and looked at him.
Ling Feng ignored him and took out his lighter. He lit the cigarette and took a deep breath. He blew out a smoke ring at him and said, "I've already signed up, take me to the security department!"
Zhao Xiong originally wanted to target Ling Feng. Ling Feng could stand up, which was what he was most happy to see. "Okay, since you admit it, then follow me to the Security Department!"