When going to bed at night, He Ye tossed and turned in bed and couldn't fall asleep. Now if she doesn't get rid of Ling Feng, she won't sleep well all day. She is still a perverted nymphomaniac sleeping in her own home. How can she live her life like this!
But Ling Feng had a good sleep this time. She lived in a free house, had free meals, and no reimbursement for water and electricity. No one would be happy to live and eat for free like this!
The next day, He Ye went out early and found Sister Wang's beauty shop again!
"Sister Wang, you must help me think of a solution! I'm about to collapse!" He Ye said with two dark circles on his face, feeling aggrieved.
"What's wrong? Baby, were you raped last night?" Sister Wang walked over with a smile.
"I must get rid of him. This nymphomaniac lives in my home, and I am not at ease! Do you know? He also likes to watch those scantily clad model shows, and his saliva is so drooling!" He Ye was very disgusted.
said.
"Then just drive him away!"
"No, I can't speak! Please help me think of another way!" He Ye said coquettishly.
"Okay, okay, Sister Wang, let me think about it!" Sister Wang put her finger on her mouth as if thinking.
"Yes, since you are too embarrassed to drive him away, then scare him away! Play ghost at night and scare him!"
"Pretending to be a ghost? Come on, I can scare myself to death before he is scared to death!" He Ye was very scared when it came to ghosts.
"Then pretend to be sleepwalking and knock on his door with a machete. I'm sure in less than two days, he will be so scared that he packs up his things and leaves!" Sister Wang was very satisfied with her idea.
"Sleepwalking?" He Ye nodded and frowned.
"Okay, I'll go back tonight and try to scare him away!"
At midnight, Ling Feng, who was sleeping, suddenly heard the movement outside. His professional alertness made him immediately open his eyes, tense up his nerves, and hold his breath!
Hearing the sound of the table being kicked outside, Ling Feng gently put on his clothes and opened a crack in the door. A figure appeared in the dark living room, looking very familiar!
"Isn't this He Ye? What is she doing at night? Looking for cucumbers?" Ling Feng frowned slightly.
Turning on the light switch on the wall, "Sister He, what are you doing?"
He Ye did not look back, but continued to kick the table in front of him. At this time, Ling Feng realized that she was still holding a kitchen knife in her hand!
Ling Feng walked softly behind her and heard her mumbling vaguely, "Where's the radish? Where's the radish? I want to cut the radish!"
Seeing the bright kitchen knife in her hand, Ling Feng was really frightened.
"Is she sleepwalking?" Ling Feng walked around to her and saw that her face was dull and her eyes seemed dull, but if you observe carefully, it is not difficult to find that her eyes were flickering. Could it be that she was pretending to be sleepwalking?
Ling Feng wanted to see what she wanted to do, pretending to be sleepwalking at night!
So, he deliberately yawned and said, "Sister He, it's getting late, go to bed early!"
He bypassed her, retreated to his room, deliberately left the door unlocked, took off all his clothes, and got into bed!
He Ye thought that Ling Feng didn't notice his sleepwalking, so he didn't give up, "Damn it, I'm here to scare you. If you didn't notice it, wouldn't my work have been in vain?"
"No, I want to go deep into enemy-occupied territory!"
He Ye continued to hold the kitchen knife, pretending to be sleepwalking, walked to Ling Feng's door, knocked on the door, but there was no response!
Putting his ear against the door, he heard Ling Feng snoring inside! He said happily in his heart, "This kid is asleep. That's great. Let's see if I don't scare you to death!"
When I pressed the door handle, it opened!
He opened the door, held a kitchen knife in one hand, and shouted vaguely, "Cut the radish, cut the radish!"
Ling Feng deliberately pretended to be asleep and continued to snore loudly!
He Ye walked to Ling Feng's bed and secretly looked at Ling Feng on the bed with his eyes closed. He was sleeping like a dead pig!
He violently lifted off Ling Feng's quilt and was about to shout, "Carrot..."
But what caught his eye was a naked Ling Feng, lying on the bed with his legs spread apart, especially his erect genitals, which were particularly conspicuous!
"Ah" He Ye, who was about to scream, was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth. His face was so red that he was almost bleeding.
Ling Feng's head was facing the wall, snickering in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to be asleep and snored evenly!
"Little girl, I'm taking advantage of you, letting you see me in my most primitive state for nothing!" Ling Feng muttered in his heart.
He Ye felt bitter in his heart. He originally planned to scare Ling Feng, but who knew that he would actually sleep naked. Now he was embarrassed. He couldn't tease him anymore, so he could only sneak away in despair! He was gnashing his teeth with hatred in his heart.
, I really want to act impulsively, wave my kitchen knife, and cut his erect thing into slices as if it were a radish!
Just when He Ye turned around, Ling Feng took action!
After you sing, I will take the stage!
Ling Feng grabbed He Ye's left hand and murmured, "Girl, your hand feels so comfortable!"
He Ye was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out. His hand was grabbed by Ling Feng, but he didn't dare to use force, for fear of waking up Ling Feng who was dreaming of spring! But if he didn't take out his hand, he wouldn't be able to get out. If he didn't wait until tomorrow morning
When he woke up and saw such an embarrassing scene, he might have thought that he, a young lady, had molested him!
"My reputation as a pure person in this lifetime!" He Ye's heart secretly bled.
The arm slowly retracted, trying to slowly take out his hand!
Ling Feng deliberately held on tightly to prevent her from breaking free!
"Girl, don't leave! Come and stay with me!" Ling Feng said "talking in his sleep". With a slight exertion, he directly pulled He Ye onto his bed.
How could He Ye have thought that Ling Feng had such great strength? Before he could stand still, he fell on Ling Feng's body, and the kitchen knife in his right hand almost cut into Ling Feng's handsome face.
He Ye's heart was beating so hard that it almost shook Ling Feng! He felt Ling Feng's ugly genitals pressing against his lower abdomen, which made him feel uncomfortable!
"Damn it, it's late at night, why are you joining in the fun if you don't sleep?" He Ye cursed Ling Feng's highly erected genitals in his heart.
She wanted to struggle, but was locked tightly by Ling Feng, unable to move at all. If she moved too much, she was afraid of waking up Ling Feng, which would make the situation even more embarrassing!
Just when He Ye was in a dilemma, Ling Feng also felt that he had gone too far and suddenly said, "Girl, you take off your clothes first, and I will show you my respects!"
After saying that, he directly pushed He Ye aside, stood up sleepily, and walked towards the toilet!
He Ye was embarrassed, "Oh, damn, I'm pretending to be sleepwalking, but I'm really sleepwalking! I, a pirated copy, actually sold it to someone else's genuine doorstep? I'm really possessed by a degenerate spirit!"
While Ling Feng went to the bathroom, he quickly slipped back to his room!