"Hello, which mother-in-law are you? He has had no less than five calls today from people claiming to be mother-in-law! Please leave your name and I will tell him later!" He Ye said with a smile.
She looks like a passionate customer service girl.
Damn, her move is so poisonous!
"What?" An explosive scream came from the phone.
"Daughter, why are you so worthless? You can't even catch a man? It's only been a few days, and you've already been stared at by several pairs of jackal-like eyes!" I heard Gu on the phone.
Mother Xue shouted.
"Mom, what are you doing? Who are you calling?" Gu Xue, who was pressed by her mother in the kitchen to learn how to cook, heard her mother's words and rushed out of the kitchen. Looking at her mother
Mom was holding the phone in her hand and was frightened at that time.
"Nonsense, of course I was calling my son-in-law! How could you not come over for dinner on such an important day? Tell your mother honestly, is this Xiao Ling reluctant to buy gifts for the holidays, so he didn't come over on purpose?
!”
"Mom, what did you say?"
The conversation between this superb mother and daughter was clearly heard by He Ye Lingfeng here.
"I called his landlord, and her landlord actually said that several mothers-in-law had already called today. This is really too much. I knew that a young man like Ling Feng must be in high demand. Please hurry up, you are
Don’t listen!”
"What? Landlord?" Gu Xue was frightened at that time. "Mom, Ling Feng and I are really not what you think!"
"Nonsense, of course I know you are not what I think. If you, a girl like you, could do what I think, not only would you have received the certificate, but you would have even sent me your grandson! Useless girl, even
I can’t catch any man. The competition is fierce now!”
"Mom!" Gu Xue said with a dark face as she hurried over and hung up the phone for her.
He Ye here was already laughing so hard.
Looking at Ling Feng, who was still very worried, he said jokingly, "I wonder how you can get such a daughter of the director. It turns out that you did it to her, a top mother! You really have a skill! But you were the one who got it?
Why can't you make my mother so happy?"
Ling Feng looked at her resentfully, "Xiao Yeye, we are very pure between us! We both carry guns, so we can't go together!"
"With a gun?" He Ye couldn't understand.
"I am a man, and I have a gun on my hip! She is a police officer, and I have a gun on her waist!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"You are really not serious! How about I let you out now and you go have dinner with your mother-in-law?" He Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at him.
Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly shook his head, "Don't drive me away, I'm relying on you!"
"I didn't expect you to be quite popular with women outside, right? You're a nurse, a policewoman, and a big star. Diversify your development!" He Ye said sourly.
"Xiao Yeye, this is really not my fault! If you insist on finding responsibility on me, then blame me for being so handsome. Girls can't move their legs when they see me!"
"brazen!"
Just at this moment, the phone rang again.
He Ye looked at Ling Feng with a smile, "You take it, or should I take it?"
"You answer!" Ling Feng continued to eat the food without hesitation, pretending to be busy.
He Ye smiled slightly and pressed the speaker phone.
"Hi, hello, I'm Ling Feng's landlord. How can I help you?"
The person on the phone was stunned for a moment, "He Ye, this is Gu Xue. I apologize to you on behalf of my mother for what happened just now!"
Gu Xue knew that He Ye was Ling Feng's girlfriend.
"It's okay, Ling Feng just apologized to his mother-in-law!" There was no anger in He Ye's voice. But after saying such words, Gu Xue must have thought that she was angry.
"He Ye, please don't take it seriously! Everything between me and Ling Feng is completely innocent. We are like, like, like good buddies!"
"It's okay, you don't need to explain! I don't mind! Anyway, Ling Feng has almost finished eating now. How about I let him come to your house for another meal? It can be regarded as making the old man happy!" He Ye's generosity
, Gu Xue was already at a loss.
"He Ye, it's really not what you think! I can't explain it clearly on the phone. How about I come to your door to apologize to you in person?"
"No need, Gu Xue! I know it's not what I think. Besides, I don't mind. What do you mind?"
"That's good, that's good!"
"Well, Gu Xue, come and sit down when you have time! A person like Ling Feng has to go to the police station twice a day. Thanks to your care, he has suffered a lot less. It's my turn to thank you.
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Ling Feng just heard that He Ye was going to loan him out. He was about to put down his bowl and chopsticks, but he was so frightened that he immediately poured a bowl of rice into his own bowl!
However, after he had finished his bowl of rice, He Ye was still talking to Gu Xue on the phone. As Ling Feng listened, the two women started chatting!
We sat on the sofa and smoked a cigarette. The call was not over yet!
Two women who had absolutely nothing to do with each other were still chatting.
Ling Feng pricked up his ears and listened. Damn it. He Ye actually asked Gu Xue for advice on how to lose weight through fitness. Ling Feng couldn't understand. If there was any fat on her whole body, it was her two big breasts. The rest
This place has never been discovered before!
After finishing the discussion on how to lose fat, He Ye also shared her secret recipe on how to take care of her skin.
Damn, are these two women really swollen tonight?
Ling Feng started to lust after him. Is it possible that He Ye chose Gu Xue and planned to share the same husband with her two daughters? This is interesting, hugging each other...
Ling Feng began to lust shamelessly. The biggest advantage of polygamy is to solve the problem of supply chain breakage when the aunt comes. Could it be that He Ye also heard that men are most likely to cheat on women when their aunts visit?
time. So, she chose this method?
"Am I a little too happy?" Ling Feng's mouth burst into laughter.
At this time, He Ye, who had hung up the phone at some point, stood in front of Ling Feng with a smile on his face, "Which girl are you thinking of? She smiles so happily? Her saliva is even drooling?"
Only then did Ling Feng realize that he had sex just now, and as a result, his saliva flowed down unknowingly. He was embarrassed in front of He Ye!
"Ahem, Xiaoyeye, let's go have a rest! Isn't it a good day tonight?" Ling Feng quickly changed the subject.
"No, I want to watch the New Year's Eve concert on Jiangsu Satellite TV!"