"You're so handsome!" Ling Feng was very unhappy and knocked the nymphomaniac Zhang Hai on the head mercilessly.
"This kid is just showing off! He's wearing such a thin suit in such a cold weather to look cool. I hope he gets the flu immediately!" Ling Feng has a natural hostility towards any man who is handsomer than him. He can't wait to be direct.
I took a knife and made two cuts on his face to make myself a little more mentally balanced.
"Brother Feng, you really have some coolness to show off! Look, those security guards didn't even look at us seriously, they just nodded and bowed and let him in!"
"That's because they have blind eyes! If I hadn't planned to expand the Beacon Society to Nanjing for the time being, these people would have fixed them long ago!" Ling Feng gritted his teeth with hatred.
At this time, even Zhu Hao, who went out to sell shoes, came back. The two of them were still at the door and were not allowed in!
"Eh? Brother Feng, why haven't you guys gone in yet?" Zhu Hao asked curiously.
"Uh,,,,," Ling Feng didn't want to be so embarrassed, so he quickly turned around and took out a cigarette, "I'll smoke a cigarette first. You know, such a noble place must be non-smoking. So do we.
A quality person!"
Just when Zhu Hao had a little bit of faith in what Ling Feng said, suddenly, a man with a beer belly and oily hair came out of the hotel in a swaggering manner, holding a cigar in his mouth!
"Brother Feng, no smoking allowed inside?" Zhu Hao pointed at the man holding a cigar in disbelief.
"These days, there are always some incompetent people! We can't use the lack of quality in others as an excuse for our own incompetence!" Ling Feng quickly stepped forward and hugged Zhu Hao, quietly making excuses for himself.
"Oh, Brother Feng is right. Let's go in then! It's so damn cold outside!" Zhu Hao was really fooled and nodded.
"Well, I think we should call Yangyang first. Let her come down to pick us up. This way, we can save some face!"
"Brother Feng, when did you become so face-saving? Haven't you always taught us that we should be low-key?" Zhu Hao looked at Ling Feng in confusion.
"Master, actually, let me tell you the truth! Brother Feng was stopped by the security guards and was not allowed to enter!" Zhang Hai interrupted, feeling very uneasy.
"Nani? Who is so brave and dares not to let Brother Feng in?" Zhu Hao shouted in surprise.
Ling Feng's head was full of black lines, "Do you want me to find you a loudspeaker? Let the whole Nanjing hear it!"
"Brother Feng, don't be angry! How dare I stop you? I'm so brave! I'll go tell them!" Zhu Hao looked at Ling Feng angrily and rushed over.
Several security guards also saw that these three people were in a group. When they saw Zhu Hao coming up, they naturally came up and stopped him!
"We are Yangyang's friends!" Zhu Hao said confidently.
"A lot of people who got in here said this!" The security guard said with disdain. This excuse was too bad.
“We are so!”
"Why didn't you say you were Yangyang's boss?" the security guard sneered.
"I'm not, he is Yangyang's boss!"
"Hahahaha! I've never seen someone so stupid trying his best to sneak in!" Several security guards laughed.
"Damn, you dare to call me Zhu Caizi stupid? That's unreasonable!" Zhu Hao immediately got angry.
"Congratulations to the talented man?" A security guard in his twenties looked at him in surprise.
"What? You think I am?"
"Are you the writer whose pen name is Zhu Caizi?"
"Damn, I didn't expect that I, Zhu Hao, am also a celebrity now!" When he saw a security guard who knew him, Zhu Hao became excited on the spot. He was so proud of himself.
"Hey, brothers, he is the one who wrote that pornographic novel! That plot, every time I read it, I can't help but masturbate!" The young man excitedly introduced it to several colleagues.
Zhu Hao stumbled and almost fell to death. Damn, what impression do you have of me, that is, writing pornographic novels? Is that pornographic? In fact, there are just a few little pornographic novels!
"Ahem, can you let us in now?" Although we were embarrassed, we still gained some connections. At least we could sneak in.
"I'm sorry! You can't!" The little security guard, who had admired Zhu Hao just now, immediately became serious.
"Why is this? We are really Yangyang's friends!"
"Our manager has told us that anyone who looks obscene and has the potential to be a paparazzi is not allowed to enter!"
This sentence really hurt Zhu Hao's self-esteem. It's okay to suspect that we are paparazzi, but also to suspect that we are obscene? Where is it that we are obscene?
Seeing Zhu Hao come back in disgrace, Ling Feng asked with a smile, "How was it?"
"A bunch of stupid earthlings! I must write these security guards into my book and torture them!" Zhu Hao gritted his teeth with hatred.
"Forget it! I think it's better to let Yangyang come down to pick us up. That way we can go in swaggering and breathe a sigh of relief!" At this time, Zhang Hai began to agree with Ling Feng's suggestion.
"Okay, then I'll call. But I'm warning you, when you see Yang Yang, you must not tell her the embarrassing thing about us being stopped outside by a few security guards! I
I don’t want to be laughed at by this little girl!" Ling Feng said warningly.
Just when Ling Feng was about to make a call, several people got off a van and walked directly towards the door.
The security guard also stopped them, and one of them, a woman with a ponytail wearing a pink down jacket, said in a playful manner, "I am Yang Yang's younger sister, my biological sister. You are so brave, how dare you stop us!"
"Come on! First, we have never heard that Yang Yang has a sister. Second, even if she is, do you think Yang Yang's sister, of this caliber, came here in a van worth tens of thousands of yuan? Also, this
What's in the bag? If you open it, it's not a camera, and I'll let you in!" the security guard said with vicious eyes.
Seeing the scene of the security guards blasting away these people, Ling Feng broke out into a cold sweat. Just now, he wanted to say that he was Yang Yang's younger brother and found an excuse to sneak in. Fortunately, he didn't say it! It's better to call and be honest!