"There are so many people, why are you all pointing at me?" The gang of stickmen rushed over, and it didn't take long for Ling Feng to feel aggrieved.
There are so many people here anyway, and I am not the tallest among the crowd. Why are all these sticks rushing towards me like crazy?
"Ling Feng, it seems that you are not very popular?" Nian Tong just looked at him with a gloating attitude.
"Damn, that's because I'm more handsome! I'm all natural, which makes those who have plastic surgery feel inferior. That's why they come over with envy and hatred to deal with me, don't they just want to disfigure me!" Ling Feng
As he said that, he slashed a stick on the face with a knife, making a big gash in his face.
Huh! Anyone who wants to disfigure me will also be disfigured by me.
Although the fate of the sticks who rushed up were very miserable. However, Ling Feng's move of killing the chicken to show the monkeys could not successfully frighten the sticks who came one after another.
They still didn't care about the situation of the battle. As soon as they saw Ling Feng, they immediately rushed over desperately!
After being disfigured by more than a dozen sticks in a row, Ling Feng finally felt embarrassed. What the hell, how much would it cost to let these people go back for plastic surgery?
From Ziyue's professional perspective, Koreans are actually very poor. If you show it to others, they are extremely rich. In fact, this is what they learned from the Chinese people.
"You are distinguished in front of others, but suffer behind others!"
Pretending always comes at a price.
But at least we Chinese people have made progress. This sentence gives us another layer of meaning, "If you want to be noble in front of others, you must suffer behind others!"
In this case, the meaning is completely different.
At this moment, a bright machete slid across Ling Feng's face. He was so frightened that he had to throw his head out quickly to avoid being disfigured.
He took a few steps back in embarrassment, and quickly touched his face, "Oh, my God! Why were you distracted just now? This is a fight, and everyone is using knives! Why am I so stupid?
Did he go to South Korea's economy or China's economic development? This is too damn far! It almost caused my handsome little face to be disfigured!"
Nian Tong really couldn't stand it. This Ling Feng could actually show off on such an occasion. Hurry up and stay away from him, just grab a few sticks and get a terrible beating!
Seeing that the noses of those sticks were blurred by Nian Tong's beating, Ling Feng couldn't bear it. He felt that he had disfigured them, which was much more merciful. "I said Gang Leader Nian, are you so cruel?
Lin Dan is already married! He even found a beautiful wife. Do you think you are a little jealous because you look so similar to him?"
Nian Tong was so angry that he almost vomited blood and punched Bangzi's face, which was already blurry, with a vent. It could be seen that he was venting his anger towards Ling Feng. He did it deliberately for Ling Feng to see.
.
However, Ling Feng did not take it seriously at all, "Actually, Gang Leader Nian, don't compare with Lin Dan! There is no comparison at all! In fact, I think your face looks more like Zeng Xiaoxian. If you can learn from me
Imitate a little bit of vulgarity on his body. You can almost replace him and participate in the filming of Love Apartment 4!"
"Are you fucking done yet?" Nian Tong finally couldn't hold it in any longer.
Ling Feng pouted in aggrieved tone, "Damn, I finally wanted to find someone to chat with and talk about a lot of things. But you ignored me. I didn't want to talk to those idiots, they lined up shamelessly to find me!"
"If you can't afford to offend me, why can't I hide?" Ling Feng lowered his head in a very obscene way. He pulled the hat of his clothes and put it on his head. He pointed at a certain place in the crowd and shouted loudly: "Ling Feng
Feng ran there!"
Nian Tong really admired Ling Feng's wretchedness, "You should shout in Chinese, it will be more effective!"
"This is a bird language that only a handful of people in the world know. There is no value in learning it. If you want to be a translator, you will be looked down upon!" Ling Feng rolled his eyes.
However, when he shouted these words, it really had some effect. Almost all of these sticks communicated in Chinese without any barriers. Sure enough, as soon as he heard someone in the crowd pointing in a certain direction, he rushed towards that direction like an idiot!
"Oh, am I mocking Bangzi's IQ?" Ling Feng felt very guilty.
I quickly found a corner and sat there with Nian Tong and smoked!
Bangzi couldn't find Ling Feng and could only get stuck in the melee among the crowd!
"Ling Feng, you have the guts to come out and hide like a shrunken turtle. You are so fucking disgraceful! Are these you Chinese? Are you all as timid as mice?" Li Junji couldn't find Ling Feng either.
, yelling angrily in the crowd.
Blind Xiong, who looked angry, immediately became furious when he heard that someone dared to insult their gang leader so unscrupulously!
Blind Xiong's tall and strong body quickly found the position of Li Junji, who was insulting Ling Feng. He took direct steps and pushed through the crowd. When he reached Li Junji's side, he punched out a fist as big as a sandbag, directly
Hit him on the head!
Yes, with Xiong Xiazi’s height, he always likes to hit his opponents on the head with his fists!
Li Junji was punched on the head. He immediately felt a rumbling in his head, his ears were full of noise, and stars were popping out of his eyes. He couldn't stand still, and he was staggering and about to fall!
Blind Xiong grabbed him by the collar, lifted him up directly, and looked at Li Junji, who was still dizzy with his small eyes, with a sinister expression on his face.
"Fuck you, you dare to scold our brother Feng. Are you fucking tired of living?" He punched him in the face.
Li Junji, who was still dazed just now, was directly awakened by the pain of this punch. He covered his face with a grin. When he saw the big man in front of him, he kicked Xiong Xiong in the crotch with a fierce kick!
Blind Xiong shook him away in pain, arched his waist, and covered his crotch!
"You fucking woman! Are you still trying this trick?" Blind Xiong was sweating profusely on his face.
"Hmph! You are making excuses like this when you are not as good as others. This is really the shameless style of you Chinese people!" Li Junji mocked with disdain.
Seeing Xiong Xiong being sneak attacked by Li Junji, at this time, Ling Feng could no longer hide in the corner and smoke. He threw away the cigarette butt, knocked away the crowd, kicked Li Junji in the stomach, and directly killed Li Junji.
He kicked so hard that he flew away from the ground!
"That's good! If you are not as skilled as others, you will make excuses! We really should learn from Bangzi and pretend to be fainted! But next time, be careful and let the ambulance arrive later. This kind of ambulance is waiting outside early, waiting.
The people inside fainted. This kind of play is too unbearable!" Ling Feng looked at Li Junji, who was in pain and looked livid, with a smile.
During the competition that day, there was a premeditated fainting incident, which caused quite a stir, especially since the ambulance had already arrived before the person fainted. This incident was used by countless people to mock the shamelessness of Koreans.
Some netizens even dubbed their lines.
Crowd: "Why did your ambulance come?"
Doctor: "Someone inside will faint within three minutes. We are ready to rescue him in advance!"