"Ling Feng, come in!" Gu Xue in the room screamed with a high voice.
Ling Feng, who was sitting on the sofa, was so frightened that his hands trembled and he spilled a glass of water on his pants. The position was so impartial!
Now the embarrassment is huge!
Ling Feng quickly covered her crotch, but all this was seen by her mother who had just walked out of Gu Xue's room.
She was stunned for a moment, then turned around and cursed at Gu Xue: "You damn girl, can't you lower your voice! You scared Xiao Ling so much that he wet his pants!"
Ling Feng's face suddenly turned red and he quickly explained, "Aunt, Aunt, this is...water!"
Gu Xue's mother had an expression that I understood, "I know, men are all about saving face! Auntie will pretend she hasn't seen this kind of thing, and she will never tell anyone else. Don't worry, don't worry!"
Ling Feng is about to cry but has no tears. This is obviously water! Why do you think I am afraid of losing face?
If it were anyone else, Ling Feng would really want to slam the table and curse: "Come here and ask me, is this water or urine?"
But this is an elder, Ling Feng doesn’t dare to make any mistakes!
Ling Feng covered his crotch and walked towards Gu Xue's room very hard. When he walked to Gu Xue's mother's side, his face became even redder and he explained in a low voice, "Auntie, believe me, this is really true.
It’s water!”
"I believe, I believe, I absolutely believe!"
But your old man's expression clearly shows that he doesn't believe it! Ling Feng almost cried.
Before Ling Feng stepped into Gu Xue's room, Gu Xue's mother shouted at the top of her lungs: "Gu Xue, Xiao Ling's pants are wet, please help him wash them!"
Ling Feng almost stumbled to death. If you make a loud voice, do you want everyone in the whole building to hear it?
It's over. My reputation has been completely ruined. I feel ashamed to see anyone!
Ling Feng closed the door bitterly, and saw Gu Xue sitting in front of his small desk, staring at his wet pants, looking in disbelief, "Are you really so brave now?"
Is it too small?"
"This is water!" Ling Feng said angrily.
"In a sense, this can indeed be regarded as water. It's just that the ingredients are a little different!" Gu Xue rolled her eyes at him.
"Do you think that I, Ling Feng, am the kind of person who will be scared to the point of peeing my pants casually? If my little brother finds out, I will definitely fight you with a knife!"
"Come on! If your younger brothers know that you still wet the bed as a teenager, I'm afraid they will feel ashamed to see others!" Gu Xue's words completely left Ling Feng speechless.
He only has one impulse now, which is to kill Zhang Hai and silence him. This kid used to use the fact that he wet the bed as a teenager to embarrass himself, but now even Gu Xue knows to use it.
I've humiliated myself. I'm too embarrassed to see others.
"Ling Feng, when is your birthday?"
Faced with Gu Xue's sudden change of topic, Ling Feng was a little confused as to what she wanted to do. "Why, are you so eager to give me a birthday gift?"
"That's right! The son of a colleague in our police force has just turned three years old. I was going to give him a pack of diapers, but he told me that he no longer needs them. I plan to save them and give them to you on your birthday.
you!"
Gu Xue's words completely killed Ling Feng instantly.
I stopped wetting the bed at the age of three!
Three years old!
Three years old!
"I want to silence everyone who knows the truth now!" Ling Feng said angrily.
"Okay, let's get down to business!" Gu Xue simply ignored him.
"It should have been like this a long time ago!" Ling Feng took a long breath.
"What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into my mother? How come she is so sure that I can't marry except you. Am I just so ugly?" Gu Xue was indignant.
"How is it possible? How could you reach that point where you can't get married? You have to have confidence in yourself. Sister Feng dares to openly declare her mate selection criteria to the whole world. You are more beautiful than her!"
Gu Xue immediately became angry, "Do you think I can only compete with Sister Feng?"
Ling Feng was so happy. She had been humiliated like this just now, and now he could finally vent his anger!
"No, no, at least you can still compete with Sister Furong!"
"Ling... Feng..." Gu Xue squeezed out two words from her teeth like a murderer.
"Okay! This is actually not your problem, but my problem!" Ling Feng immediately became serious.
"Your question? Did you really pour Ecstasy on my mother?"
"Of course not! This is entirely because I am too good! Not only are countless girls unable to move when they see my handsome appearance, hesitant eyes, and charming temperament, but I also kill even the mother-in-law.
!There is no way, humans can no longer stop me from continuing to be excellent!" Ling Feng looked shamelessly narcissistic.
"Hey! Goosebumps are all over the floor! I've never seen you so shameless!" Gu Xue said in disgust.
"Handsome, is this my fault too?"
"Are you handsome?"
"Am I not handsome?"
"I know your pants are still wet now."
"It's okay, it's hot in the house, I'll cool it down, and now I feel the coolness of my balls!" Ling Feng slapped his swollen face and pretended to be fat.
"Are you sure you don't want to let it dry?"
"Just give me a hairdryer! Otherwise I'd be too embarrassed to go out and meet people!" Ling Feng immediately became vulgar.
Gu Xue rolled her eyes at him with contempt, and took out a pink hair dryer from the drawer for him!
Ling Feng immediately plugged in the plug, turned on the warm air, and blew it on his crotch as if no one was watching.
"Wow! I feel a kind of warmth in my balls now!"
Gu Xue was really speechless at his wretchedness.
"Ling Feng, actually you shouldn't come here today!"
"Why? Have you, mother and daughter, already set up a trap for me? Is it a beauty trap?" Ling Feng looked disapproving.
"My dad wants to kill you!"
"It can't be so serious, right? Is it because I didn't pick you up?" Ling Feng still looked serious.
"Be serious! My father strongly disapproves of your handling of Long Yuguo's affairs!"
"Does he think that if I let the tiger return to the mountain, there will be endless troubles?" Ling Feng raised his eyebrows.
"Since you know that letting the tiger return to the mountain will cause endless troubles, why do you still do this? Do you still want to capture Meng Huo seven times? Make Long Yuguo completely surrender to you?"
"Although I am narcissistic, I am really not to this extent!" Ling Feng finally became rarely humble.