Song Tian hurriedly covered it up and said carelessly, "It's nothing, he is completely awake now and talking nonsense!"
Just kidding, how could I ruin the image of a good man that I had finally built up in front of these beautiful nurses like this! If these nurses knew that I was looking for a lady when I had nothing to do, they would definitely not pay attention to me!
In the afternoon, Ling Feng, who had been in a coma for nearly a day, slowly opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt a vague beauty-like face in front of his eyes!
"Angel?" Ling Feng couldn't believe it and opened his eyes hard. Only then did he realize that he was not in heaven. The beautiful woman blinking in front of him was none other than the naughty little nurse Wei Han.
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"You're awake!" Seeing Ling Feng open his eyes, Weihan looked very happy.
"Is this a hospital?" Liu Suo uttered a few words in a hoarse voice.
"Of course! You are injured!" Weihan said.
Only then did Ling Feng remember what happened in the detention center last night!
"Ahem! I mean, Ling Feng, I've been sitting next to you for so long! I've been looking at my watch. It's been one minute and thirty-one seconds since you opened your eyes! Yours
You didn't even glance at me!" Song Tian, who was sitting next to him and was treated as nothing, said very dissatisfied.
When he said this, the little nurse was embarrassed, her face flushed and she stood aside, at a loss!
Ling Feng then rolled her eyes at him speechlessly, "You are not a beauty, why should I stare at you?"
"Okay, you guys talk first, I'm going out!" The little nurse Weihan ran away shyly.
"Haha, Ling Feng, how are you? What do you think of this little nurse?" Song Tian said very lustfully.
"Do you want to take advantage of this little nurse again? I think you should save your money and stop eating young grass!" Ling Feng said angrily.
"How can I eat it? I'm asking you! What do you think of this little nurse? Is she pretty?"
"Well, not bad! Quite beautiful!" Ling Feng nodded.
"Haha, do you like this little nurse a little bit?"
"Damn, I don't understand what you mean, even if she is a beautiful woman, I should like her!" Ling Feng didn't understand what he meant.
"Damn, you heartless one! If the little nurse hadn't risked her life to save you last night, you would have died by now!" Song Tian felt very unhappy and defended the little nurse.
Ling Feng became even more confused and looked at the wretched Song Tian, "Did she help me with artificial respiration last night? I remember that I just had some blood on my head, not drowning?"
"Go away, that little nurse helped you donate blood last night, and she fainted! If she didn't care about you, would she be so desperate to save you? You are such a heartless, beautiful little nurse,
Your breasts are so round that you can’t even look down on them!”
"Come on, come on! Why do I find that when you think women are beautiful, they always have round breasts! No matter how beautiful a woman is, I can't stand it when you describe it like this! And I can't stand it!
The last time you wanted to give me your daughter, you seemed to have said the same thing about her round breasts! You seemed to be so filled with indignation!" Ling Feng was speechless. Why did he feel like he was in front of Song Tian?
Has it turned into Chen Shimei?
"Go away, I won't talk nonsense to you! Now everyone in the hospital knows that you are the boyfriend of this little nurse. You can't let them down! If this little girl is rejected by you, how can you let such a poor girl
How will your little girl behave in the future? She might just run to the hospital morgue and lie down because she couldn't think about it anymore!" Song Tian reminded.
"Damn it, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me! You bastard seems to have made this up. Who asked you to go out and promote it blindly? She is my girlfriend!" Ling Feng became angry when he heard this.
"Stop it, Ling Feng, I'm not the first one to say that you are this little nurse's boyfriend! It's the head nurse!" Song Tian was unhappy.
"But you obviously had the opportunity to help me clarify, but you deliberately admitted it! Isn't this your responsibility?" Ling Feng's face turned dark. If his head wasn't hurting so much that he couldn't get up, he would have beaten him.
Song Tian couldn't stop eating.
At this moment, Ling Feng's cell phone on the cabinet beside the hospital bed rang. When he picked it up, he saw that it was the landlord He Ye calling!
As soon as the call was connected, before Ling Feng could say anything, He Ye shouted at the top of his lungs, "Ling Feng, why didn't you go home last night?"
"Uh, landlord! Am I busy? There are a lot of things in the factory, so I don't have time to go back!" Ling Feng casually made an excuse.
"Don't lie to me. I asked Sister Wang to ask for me. You haven't gone to work since last night!" He Ye easily and proudly exposed Ling Feng's little plan.
Ling Feng covered the microphone under the phone with his hand and whispered to Song Tian, "Help me find an excuse to get over it!"
"Just making a random excuse? Who is this?" Song Tian raised his eyebrows.
"My landlord!"
"That's easy!" Song Tian took the call and said directly, "Hello, this is Ling Feng's landlord. Ling Feng is very busy now!"
Ling Feng was speechless. This excuse was so damn random!
"Don't lie to me, what I hate most is men who lie!" He Ye said loudly over there.
Song Tian was stunned and said with a serious face. "As a gentleman, I never lie to women! Ling Feng is indeed very busy now. He is currently in the hospital. Do you think he is busy?"
"Hello!" Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the phone. Now he was really admiring Song Tian, who was not successful enough but more than capable of being exposed.
"Hospitalized? What's wrong with him?" He Ye was shocked when he heard a man on the phone saying that Ling Feng was currently hospitalized.
"Uh, nothing, nothing, just a cold!" Ling Feng said quickly.
"Cold? Weren't you fine when you went out yesterday? What makes you have such a serious cold? You're hospitalized so quickly? Bird flu?" He Ye dismissed Ling Feng's poor excuse.
"Okay, He Ye, I'll tell you the truth!" Ling Feng saw that he really had nothing to say. So he deliberately lowered his voice and his tone was sad. "This is a man's private matter! You must
Is that what you’re asking?”
"Ah?" Upon hearing what Ling Feng said, He Ye understood a little bit and was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say.
However, just when Ling Feng was about to fool He Ye, a nurse suddenly stood at the door, looking at bed No. 1 and changing the gauze on his head!
Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly covered the phone, but He Ye still heard it and asked loudly, "Ling Feng, what is your bed number?"
"I am, I am, I am, No. 3, 3, 3, 3!" Ling Feng quickly excused himself. "Okay, the ward needs to be quiet, I'll hang up first!"
"No!" He Ye said very domineeringly.
"Bed No. 1, put down your phone first and change the gauze!" the loud-mouthed nurse continued to shout.
Ling Feng was so frightened that she almost knelt on the ground and kowtowed to this loud-mouthed nurse. Please, stop talking!
He Ye's sharp voice came from the phone, "Ling Feng, tell me the truth, what is going on?"
"I, I, I...," Ling Feng couldn't come out anymore.
This nurse was even more tough. She directly took Ling Feng's cell phone and said into the phone, "I'm sorry, the patient's head was traumatized and the gauze needs to be changed now. Can the friend on the phone call back later?
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Your service is too damn attentive! Ling Feng felt miserable in his heart!
He Ye on the other end of the phone heard this and said quickly, "I'm sorry, what's wrong with this patient? Which hospital?"
Seeing this nurse shaking everything out of herself, Ling Feng was about to cry without tears! She immediately decided in her heart that a woman like this nurse lady was the kind of woman who could destroy a man!
After painstakingly changing the gauze, and after the nurse went out, Song Tian looked at Ling Feng with interest, and said with a smile, "Ling Feng, I'd better tell you more honestly, about that fierce woman on the phone.
Who is it?"
"My landlord!" Ling Feng said, rolling his eyes.
"Landlord? I have never seen a landlord who cares so much about his tenants. Please tell me honestly, what is the relationship between you two?" How could Song Tian believe it?
"Have you spent too much time with women? Why are you such a bitch? I told you, landlord!" Ling Feng scolded him with contempt.
"Oh, no one would believe that it's just the landlord. Don't worry, I understand and won't tell the nurse nonsense! You're a man!" Song Tian nodded and said with understanding.
"Get lost! No, I want to change the hospital. I can't let this He Ye find me! I didn't go back last night. This is a capital crime!" When Ling Feng thought of those twenty-one items, he immediately felt the urge to run away for his life.
Ten minutes later, He Ye had already arrived at Ling Feng's ward. Seeing the bandage on Ling Feng's head, he frowned and asked jokingly, "What's going on? I was a pervert last night."
Did it happen? Was it photographed by someone turning around?"
Ling Feng chuckled, "I'm sorry, you noticed it!"
"Ling Feng, can't you be more serious! Tell me how you achieved this glorious achievement!" He Ye's face turned cold, and her brows looked like her mother's.
"He saw a pervert last night, and he drew his sword to help when there was an injustice!" Song Tian quickly helped Ling Feng out of the siege.
"Who is this?" He Ye frowned and looked at Song Tian who was sitting in the wheelchair.
"Beauty, I am his colleague, Song Tian!" Song Tianlao said in an unserious manner.
"Oh, no wonder you rushed out in such a hurry last night. Did someone tell you to be a hero and save the beauty?" He Ye naturally didn't believe it.
"It should be like this!" Song Tian continued to look at Ling Feng's eyes and helped Ling Feng to explain.
"Ling Feng's colleague? That's Sister Wang's factory? If you don't want to lose your job, tell me the truth quickly! Otherwise, I will ask Sister Wang to fire you now!" He Ye said coldly.
"Landlord, after all, this matter is my personal matter. Can you just respect my privacy?" Ling Feng looked at He Ye almost pleadingly.
"Yes, it's your business! But if you didn't come back within the stipulated time last night, then it's not your business alone! I have to know what you were doing when you went out. In case you went out to rob or steal at night,
Rape. Then I can't keep you living in my house!" He Ye said it very seriously on the surface, but in fact, the reason why she cared so much about Ling Feng was because of that. It was just that.
But she herself has always been unwilling to admit it.
At this time, Song Tian was too frightened to speak. This woman's level was too high and he was no match for him. Moreover, she knew his boss's wife, so it was just a matter of words to accuse him! "Oh, oh, oh.
Ah, why does my wound suddenly hurt so much? I can’t survive, nurse, send me back quickly!”
So, this Song Tian slipped away in such a spiritless manner!
"Ling Feng, are you going to tell me the truth now?" He Ye continued to ask.
"This, this, can you agree to a small condition for me?" Ling Feng thought for a moment and said.
"Tell me!"
"Stop asking, okay?" Ling Feng said shockingly.
"Ling Feng, you have seriously violated my tenant rules. If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I have the right to kick you out!" She obviously cares about him, but He Ye can only use this method.
A way to deceive yourself.
Ling Feng was helpless. To be honest, it didn't matter whether he lived here or not, but she was a beauty! If he gave up an opportunity to live with a beauty, he would be struck by lightning! If he left this beauty's home, where would he go?
Find another beautiful woman to live with! Are you going to have porcelain again?
Please! There is no other semicolon for such a beautiful silly woman like He Ye!
Therefore, after a short ideological struggle, Ling Feng came up with a tortuous, euphemistic, spectacular and touching story, and casually fooled He Ye!
The stupid He Ye lost her previous shrewdness. She actually believed that Ling Feng was beaten by others because something happened to her friend last night. Ling Feng and a few people helped to save the person, but they were killed in the chaos.
Smashed his head!
"Ling Feng, remember to call the police for this kind of thing in the future, the police will handle it!" He Ye said reproachfully.
"Okay, I remember it, I will call the police in the future!" Ling Feng quickly nodded and admitted his mistake.