"Auntie! You think of me as your divine beast! Summon me whenever you want!"
Ling Feng received a call from Weihan's aunt, Shui Miao. It didn't matter. However, this educated youth woman from the 1960s forced Ling Feng to report to Weihan's home as soon as possible.
This makes Ling Feng very unhappy!
"Humph, Ling Feng, I just investigated you, you are very extraordinary! You are actually a gangster! It seems that I was right when I called you a gangster!" Shui Miao sat next to him and lowered his head.
Weihan in the head.
"You're investigating me?" Ling Feng looked at her in disbelief. "I'm an aunt. How can you be so confident when you're investigating me?"
"If you rape a man and it turns out that the man has a sexually transmitted disease! Can you justifiably ask the man for his responsibility?"
Although the example Ling Feng gave is very vulgar, it is still so damn appropriate!
"You, you, you are a gangster!" Shui Miao was so angry that his face turned blue.
"I have never denied it!" Ling Feng's answer was indeed rogue.
This made Shui Miao not know what to say. She was clearly the one pursuing Ling Feng's involvement in the underworld. Why was it that she acted as if she had wronged him?
"Weihan, you are a lady after all, how can you find such a gangster?" Shui Miao had no choice but to attack Weihan.
Ling Feng stepped forward and pulled Wei Han up, and the two of them stood opposite Shui Miao!
A tit-for-tat confrontation!
"Auntie! This is no longer the 1960s in your head! Weihan's life-long event does not need to accept organizational arrangements!"
"I didn't ask you, shut up!" Shui Miao looked at Weihan angrily. "Weihan, tell me!"
"Weihan, since Aunt Shuimiao won't let me talk, then you tell her! Let her worry about herself! She is twenty-four years old and she still looks like this. If this dangerous development continues, she
I can guarantee that no man will dare to want her in this life!"
Shui Miao stared at Ling Feng, her eyes almost popping out of her head.
"Don't look at me! Even a gangster like this, whom you despise, will never want you!"
"Ah..." Shui Miao finally collapsed, covering his head and shouting.
Ling Feng was so frightened that she quickly covered her ears, "I'm talking about you, aunt! Social morality! Your decibel level has exceeded the noise standard. This kind of immoral behavior has directly raped the ears of the entire community.
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"Weihan, let me tell you, in short, I don't agree with you being such a scoundrel!" Shui Miao directly slapped the table and shouted at Weihan.
"Auntie! Don't get excited, okay?" Weihan looked at her pitifully.
"No, it just won't work!"
"Forget it, Weihan, we are too lazy to talk to her! I can see that your aunt, who is several years younger than her, has already found a boyfriend, and she is about to become a leftover girl.
At her age, no man is willing to take her. She has a sour grape mentality. If she is not happy, she cannot see others being happy!" Ling Feng lit up a cigarette directly in front of her.
"Am I jealous? Do I need to be jealous of my granddaughter?" Shui Miao did not expect that Ling Feng would falsely accuse her like this.
"Isn't it? Old woman, let me ask you now, have you ever been in love? Have you ever had someone you like? Have you ever been liked by others?" The original Ling Feng's aunt had already let this water fall in her mouth.
Miao was filled with anger. Now it's better. He doesn't call her aunt anymore. Instead, she calls her "old woman" directly.
She looked at Shui Miao suppressing her blush and saying nothing.
Ling Feng gloated even more, "Okay, no need to answer! I've already seen the answer! That's none of it!"
"Oh, auntie! Women are all made of water. Has the water tasted bad after you have so much water?" Ling Feng continued to bombard her.
"This is my business, you have nothing to do with it!" Shui Miao felt a little guilty.
"Okay! I'm just waiting for you to say this!" Ling Feng excitedly slapped the table.
"Shui Miao, please tell me! You keep saying that I have no control over your own affairs. Why are you so enthusiastic about Weihan's affairs?"
"Because I am her aunt!"
"Then what?" Ling Feng looked at her in surprise.
"Because I am her aunt! Her mother is no longer here! I have the right and obligation to take care of it!"
Ling Feng sighed helplessly, "Auntie, your idea is a bit dangerous! To put it lightly, it is stubbornness. To put it seriously, it is deliberately violating the laws of the country! Freedom of marriage, then
But the rights given to Chinese citizens by the law. Even my own parents have no right to interfere. Why are you, an aunt who can't even fight, be so annoying?"
"Do you still know the law?"
"A little bit! Although we are illiterate, we still learn some knowledge occasionally!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Hmph, shameless! If you really know the law, don't you know that if you join the underworld now, it is a more serious violation of the law? Are you responsible for Weihan? If you get into a fight in the underworld one day
You'll have to answer to the police, or you'll be caught and imprisoned! What do you want our Weihan to do?" Shui Miao was aggressive.
Ling Feng looked at her with his mouth wide open, "Auntie, are you cursing me? I'm superstitious!"
"It's over! Weihan, what kind of man are you looking for! A gangster with feudal ideas! It seems that the four olds have not completely destroyed the ignorant and ignorant superstition of this feudal society!" Shui
Miao took the opportunity to attack him.
"I'm sorry, auntie, I wasn't born yet at that time!" Ling Feng said with a sincere face.
Seeing Ling Feng, her aunt who kept teasing her, Weihan could only lower her head and snicker.
"Weihan, if you really like this bastard, then I will compromise! However, I have a principle requirement!" Shui Miao thought for a while, gritted his teeth, and finally compromised.
"Let's talk about it, but if you ask me to find a man for you, I really don't have the ability! This is much more difficult than picking the stars in the sky!" Ling Feng breathed a sigh of relief and sat down.
"This man must go in and be reformed. Only when his mind is reformed can you be with him!"
Ling Feng opened his mouth in surprise, "Damn, Auntie, you want me to go to jail!"