When he returned home, He Ye wrapped himself in pajamas and sat on the sofa without Ling Feng's surprise!
"What? My beautiful landlady, do you still have to wait for me to warm your bed in this summer?" Ling Feng teased shamelessly as soon as he entered the door.
He Ye turned around gently, squinted his eyes, squinted at Ling Feng, and asked in a flirtatious tone: "Ling Feng, who are you, that little nurse?"
"Hey, are you so concerned about my private life? Could it be that the beautiful landlady is jealous?" Ling Feng smiled and sat on the sofa, deliberately squeezing next to He Ye, and picked up a piece of apple from the fruit plate on the table.
Know whether he wants to eat apples or tofu.
He Ye still looked at Ling Feng with a smile. This made Ling Feng feel a hint of danger, and he immediately jumped up from He Ye's side. It was too late to say that, but soon, he only heard He Ye's hand coming out.
The squeaking sound of the electric current was a very alarming sound! It scared Ling Feng to the point where he almost urinated!
Looking at the electronic anti-wolf device in He Ye's hand in shock, she felt that she had regarded herself as the key target of strict protection!
"I said the landlady is a beautiful woman, that's not it! You can't take this thing out and wander around, it might kill someone!" Ling Feng sat across from He Ye and said quickly.
"No! I saw mosquitoes just now, and I'm going to use this thing as an electric mosquito repellent!" He Ye smiled and raised the electronic anti-wolf device in his hand.
"Yes, yes! There are no mosquitoes in this room. There was just a pervert just now. When he saw you taking out this lethal nuclear weapon, he immediately turned into a well-behaved citizen!" Ling Feng was annoyed!
He said. He had already made up his mind that this electronic anti-wolf device was the biggest obstacle to his success. He must destroy this thing while He Ye was away.
"Really? Comrade pervert, can you go back to my question now? What does this little nurse have to do with you?" He Ye held on to the question, insisting that Ling Feng give her an answer.
"Tch! Who are you? Am I a bastard? Who am I and what does it have to do with you? You know, with my handsome face, Ling Feng, those hot girls on the street are lined up.
I wish I could take off my clothes and beg me to eat tofu!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Pull it down, has your brain been burned out by the high temperature in broad daylight? With your face, you could hang it in the house and use it as an air conditioner!" He Ye expressed tit-for-tat contempt.
"What do you mean?" Ling Feng had only heard of people saying it could ward off evil spirits when they were trolling others. How come this turned into a cooling effect when it came to He Ye's mouth?
"It's so shabby that it chills people's hearts!" He Ye spat.
"Yes! That's because you don't know the goods! Or you can't eat the grapes and say the grapes are sour! I am handsome, but he is certified by the United Nations and has a certificate! That's right, some people know their own conditions and want to join me.
It’s probably useless! So I’m slandering you here, typical sour grapes mentality!” Ling Feng’s kind-skin has put the whole world to shame.
"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen you so shameless! It's shocking! Don't change the subject, what does this little nurse have to do with you!" He Ye's face was contemptuous.
They've all been screwed up.
"That's my admirer, Ling Feng! Does it have anything to do with you? Are you in a very low mood now, feeling that such a good man is not cherished and someone else has taken advantage of him?" Ling Feng said with a beaming expression.
"Ling Feng, don't forget! Now you have signed a contract of sale for me! Before the contract ends, you must be my boyfriend! You must also be the father of the child in my belly! So, I warn you, it's best
Don't let anything go wrong for me. If you ruin my good deeds, I won't be done with you!" He Ye opened his eyes wide and looked at Ling Feng and said.
"Hey! This is my personal freedom. Even if you are my boss, I still have my own private life!" Ling Feng said dissatisfied.
"Private life? I'm sorry, in the contract, you no longer have a private life! As long as my affairs are not ended satisfactorily for a day, you can't have a private life for a day!" Now it was He Ye's turn to be very happy.
"This is not okay! I have to defend my legitimate rights and interests! If you continue to exploit labor like this, I will go on strike!" Ling Feng threatened.
"Strike? You can try it! Now the contract is clearly written in black and white, and you have signed it! As long as you dare to break the contract, see how I deal with you!" He Ye did not take Ling Feng's threat seriously at all.
Something happened.
"What's the matter? Can you still bite me? I've already broken the contract. Let me see what you can do to me?" Ling Feng said a little disbelievingly.
"Then I have to go to the hospital to find this little nurse and tell her that I am pregnant with your child!" He Ye pretended to look cute and said with big eyes.
"Wow! He Ye, don't be so shameless! This is not the He Ye I know!" Ling Feng was no longer calm. How could he suddenly discover that after getting really familiar with this He Ye, this
He Ye’s character is actually like this!
Women are animals that are good at disguise! Before we met, we were ladies! After we met, we were shrews!
"What's going on? What can you do to me?" He Ye was very satisfied with Ling Feng's crazy expression.
"I can rape you! Anyway, you said you were pregnant with my child! In order to prevent myself from suffering a disadvantage, I am willing to let this matter be faked for real!" Ling Feng looked at her sideways and said with a sly smile.
"Oh? Then you try it! I haven't tried this thing on a man yet!" He Ye said lightly, looking at the electronic wolf guard in his hand, he suddenly remembered the frightening electric current.
squeak.
"You're awesome! I'm not done with you!" Ling Feng was so angry that if it wasn't for this electronic wolf guard, he might have killed He Ye on impulse.
He glanced at the photo of He Ye on the coffee table, took it over one by one, and said with a wicked smile, "Lend it to me!"
"What?" He Ye didn't know what Ling Feng wanted to do.
"Go to the toilet and masturbate!" After saying that, before He Ye could stand up and grab the photo frame, Ling Feng rushed into the toilet as fast as lightning and quickly closed the door.
He whispered softly, "One!"
"two!"
"three!"
Just when Ling Feng counted to three, the bathroom door was kicked hard by He Ye. If Ling Feng hadn't blocked it with his back, He Ye would have broken in!
"You bastard, gangster, give me back my photo!" He Ye kicked the door like crazy outside.
Ling Feng ignored it at all and said directly, "What are you doing? Looking at your photos, I can go more smoothly! If you come in and cooperate in person, I believe it will be faster!"
"You,,,you gangster!" He Ye's face turned red with anger.
"I've already started! It feels so good! Do you want to come in and help?" Ling Feng turned his head, paying attention to the movement at the door, and shouted outside.
Hearing that there was no talking outside, Ling Feng deliberately waited for a while, casually took a towel, dipped it in some water, and wiped it on the frame of the mirror a few times! He opened the door and walked out!
I saw He Ye sitting on the sofa angrily!
"Wow, I felt really good just now! With the help of props, the feeling is different!" Ling Feng said deliberately and shamelessly.
"Give me back my photo frame!" He Ye said with a dark face and stretched out his hand.
Ling Feng handed the photo frame to her! "Sorry, I was so excited just now that I ejaculated on the photo frame, all over your face and chest! I've already wiped it for you!"
"You..." Hearing what Ling Feng said, He Ye was so frightened that he let go of the photo frame he had just received and dropped it!
Ling Feng quickly stretched out his foot and gently lifted the photo frame to cover it! "Oh, why are you so careless?"
"Ling Feng, you are disgusting!" He Ye was so angry that he could not speak.
"Disgusting? Why is this kind of thing disgusting? Without these things, where would the reproduction of human society and the endless inheritance come from? This is the most holy and sacred thing! It is given by the Creator.
Humanity has gained a treasure!" Only someone as obscene as Ling Feng in the world could say such classic words.
"Shameless!" He Ye was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Tch! I don't know who is going around complaining about being pregnant with my son! If there is no such thing, how can you be pregnant with my son? This is why sausages can never replace a man!" Ling Feng said with disdain.
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"Ling Feng, if you are so shameless..." He Ye pressed the electronic wolf guard in his hand again.
Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly fled back to his room. When he walked to the door, he looked at He Ye who was still sitting on the sofa with an evil smile, "If you really want a child, you can look for it on the wall in the bathroom."
!It’s still fresh!”
"you!"
Looking at the photo frame in his hand, He Ye just blushed and picked up the tissue on the table and wiped it carefully!