"Humph, it's your landlord again! Do you like your landlord? Do you two have some shady affair?" The little nurse's reaction was very intense. It was typical of a grown-up jealous person.
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"No, no! How could you not believe in such a decent boyfriend of yours? I'm not messing with Liu Xiahui!" Ling Feng pretended to have a decent image that was inconsistent with his wretched character, and asked for help.
Clarify yourself.
"There must be nothing good going on when a man and a woman live together in the same room. Why does she require you to go back before 10:30 at night? If she doesn't hold you in her arms, won't she be able to sleep?" What the little nurse said made Ling Feng feel ashamed.
If He Ye really hugged me, then I probably couldn't sleep! But on the surface, Ling Feng still said, "Look what you said, isn't this the case where people have to bow their heads when they are under the eaves? Living in other people's houses,
You have to give people face!"
"Then just move out and live. If you can't find a place, I'll ask my dad to buy you a house and put my boyfriend in that kind of woman's house. I'm not worried about it!" Wei Han was very petty.
said.
"Miss Girlfriend, how could this be possible? Aren't you trying to make me feel like a softie? You must unswervingly believe in your boyfriend! I am definitely a decent man!" Ling Feng said.
When I said this, I silently added the word "weird" at the end. If you don't take advantage of someone else, you'd be an idiot.
"Okay, Mr. Boyfriend, I'm already very angry. You should make a decision now, either accompany me to eat, watch movies and go shopping, or go back and serve your sexy landlord!" Wei Han said with a pout.
This is a dilemma for Ling Feng. Women are annoying, especially when they fall in love with a few more women. If they are all jealous, it will be unnecessarily annoying! For this reason, in order to prevent himself from doing it again this year
On Singles' Day, Ling Feng made up his mind to offend He Ye just once! Anyway, she is not his girlfriend yet, not even a spare tire! It is more important to stabilize Weihan!
"Okay, my beautiful girlfriend, now I can tell you without hesitation that I am going to eat, watch movies and go shopping with you. Although I only have a dozen dollars on me and I plan to buy a pack of cigarettes later! But I will still
I will accompany you to eat, watch movies and go shopping without hesitation!" Ling Feng said in a very annoying way.
"Okay, this is what I've been waiting for. Let's go now!" After Weihan got a satisfactory answer, her pouted mouth soon started to tremble with laughter. She stepped on the accelerator and brushed the ground.
The red BMW shot through like a flame.
Ling Feng was so frightened that she almost panicked and fastened her seat belt, shouting, "Please, this is a BMW, not a Ferrari. You can't drive like this! It's easy to get into trouble!"
But now this little nurse is in a happy mood, as if she has successfully defeated the mistress. She has no time to pay attention to Ling Feng, and wishes she could step on the accelerator under the car all at once!
Ling Feng was so frightened that he closed his eyes gratefully. He was driving a lot in the car. Many of his previous missions involved chasing targets in the car. The car was almost flying at high speed, but until now he was riding in this Wei.
Han's car, and then I realized what it means to ride in a car with your heart in your throat! It's not just a little bit dangerous!
Women who appear gentle on the surface often have a restless heart!
So, don’t even think about ladies wanting to have sex with you!
For the first time, Ling Feng was so looking forward to parking the car early and finding a place to eat early, but he just found a bun seller on the roadside and stopped quickly. I have a bad heart!
"This, this, your speed seems to have exceeded the maximum speed limit of the freeway!" Ling Feng reminded fearfully.
"Not bad, I actually know that the highway is called freeway!" Wei Han said with admiration, but she did not let go of the accelerator that she stepped on hard.
"I understand a little, I understand a little!" Ling Feng sweated in his heart. He was very unhappy. I'm damn good at English. Even a purebred foreigner, I can scold him in English.
After having a meal, he drove on the highway for more than an hour. Ling Feng was living like a year! When it was finally time to get off the car, Ling Feng quickly loosened his seat belt and jumped out of the car! In his heart
I made up my mind that when I go back, I will run back even if I can’t find the bus!
But looking at this wilderness, Ling Feng's determination to run suddenly wavered, "I said, Miss Girlfriend, are you eating? Or going for an outing in the countryside?"
"Look at how uneducated you are! I'm bringing you here to eat game! The game here tastes so good!" Wei Han said with disdain.
Ling Feng sweated coldly. Today's city people have nothing to eat and are full of food. They didn't take things seriously before, but now they treat them like treasures! Even game, something that people in the mountains fill their stomachs, has now become a city person's eyes.
, turned into a Manchu-Han banquet!
But if you don’t spend your own money, why should you express your opinion?
When he ate the wild boar meat and scalded the pheasant, Ling Feng suddenly became delicious. It was indescribably delicious. In the past, he had never understood why the price of wild boar meat was so outrageous. Now,
I finally figured out that wild boar meat is chewy and does not taste as fatty as domestic pigs. It is all lean meat! The pheasant is so fragrant that Ling Feng can’t help but smack his lips. What makes it delicious is not the addition of MSG.
It came out!
Ling Feng, who was dismissive at first, now devoured it without caring about his image. When he finished eating, he asked shamelessly, "Can you pack a portion and take it home to eat?"
"Pfft!" Xiao Nizi, who always maintained a ladylike image in public places, was amused by Ling Feng's cute appearance. "If you like it, we can come here often in the future!"
"Really..." Ling Feng was about to get excited, but when he thought of Weihan's state of wandering between life and death while driving, he suddenly swallowed in fear, "Forget it, pretend I didn't say it! I'm very
Cherish my little life!"
Weihan elegantly raised her slender white arms and greeted with a sweet voice, "Check out!"
A middle-aged man who looked very honest brought the bill, walked to Ling Feng's side subconsciously, and said with an honest smile, "Sir, 258!"
Ling Feng was so embarrassed that he lowered his head in embarrassment and continued to drink the soup!
Wei smiled sweetly, took out her wallet, and handed the middle-aged man 300 yuan.
When this middle-aged man took the money from Wei Han's hand, Ling Feng's expression was different. Contempt, now only contempt. In the eyes of this middle-aged man, Ling Feng was instantly replaced.
Positioned as a freeloader!
When he walked out of the game restaurant, Ling Feng was still worried about it. With a bitter look on his face, he said sadly, "I'm despised! I won't come back even if I'm beaten to death. When I saw the look in this boss's eyes, I felt like...
The embarrassment of wanting to crawl into the cracks of the ground!”
"Who asked you to eat with your girlfriend, and then shamelessly asked the girl to pay for it! A man like you should be dragged out and despised for half an hour!" Wei Han said teasingly.
"You have to give me a chance to treat me! I've agreed next time that I'll treat you to ramen, and I promise not to let you pay!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Oh? Really?" Wei Han looked at Ling Feng with a malicious smile.
"certainly!"
"Okay, we've settled it now! I know a hotel that has a very good ramen chef who can make noodles thinner than hair! It's not expensive, five or six hundred yuan a portion! Next time
Let's go there to eat ramen!" Weihan said with a smile on Ling Feng's face.
"Ah? Forget it, it's just a bowl of ramen! Why does it have to be so thin? It tastes the same anyway! Let me treat you to some kind of Lanzhou ramen that's as thin as chopsticks! Five yuan a bowl!"
Ling Feng said shamelessly. It would really make men all over the world despise such a stingy man.
"Humph! Look how stingy you are! Forget it, let me treat you. Let's go and watch a movie!" Wei Han got in the car and pouted her lips angrily.
"I'm trying to be prudent! A man who doesn't know how to penny wisely is definitely not a good man! You should be lucky that you managed to catch a good man who knows how to penny wisely!" Ling Feng said nonchalantly.
"A man who doesn't know how to budget carefully is definitely not a good man! But a man who knows how to budget carefully is not necessarily a good man!" Wei Han retorted.
"Are you doubting my character? I am a good man who has received the United Nations Good Man Certificate!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Screw you! Would a good man live with a coquettish landlady regardless of his image?" Wei Han brought up the old matter again.
Ling Feng sweated coldly. If He Ye heard the words of this coquettish landlady, he might use her electronic anti-wolf device to duel with this Weihan! "My girlfriend, I have explained this countless times.
, there is innocence between us!”
"A man and a woman are alone in the same room. If they are innocent, there are two possibilities!" Weihan said with certainty. "The first one is that this man is impotent!"
"Then I am the designated second type, a good man!" Ling Feng said with disapproval, lighting up a cigarette.
"The second one is that this man doesn't like women!" Wei Han said with contempt at this time.
"Ahem!" Ling Feng almost choked to death with a puff of cigarette. He coughed violently. He coughed out tears. He looked at Weihan pitifully, "Why don't we go to the movies now? Directly.
Go to the hotel and book a room, I think I urgently need a chance to prove to you about my sexual orientation!"