After all, I am also a dignified underworld boss, but I was deceived by a vegetable buyer in the market. If this spreads out, how will I be able to gain a foothold in the world in the future?
Especially when he saw Gu Xue laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up when she saw him, Ling Feng felt the urge to kill the vegetable seller!
"Come on, Ling Feng, this is the local chicken you bought, try this chicken!" Gu Xue did not forget to ridicule as she picked up a large piece of chicken and put it into Ling Feng's bowl.
"Xiaoxue, eat!" Gu Xue's mother stared with anger.
"Oh!" Gu Xue pursed her lips unhappily.
For Gu Xue's mother, eating is just a cover. She wants to create opportunities for her daughter!
As a result, the place where Ling Feng felt the most obvious affection for his mother-in-law was in his stomach. Almost all the dishes on the table were piled into Ling Feng's bowl by Gu Xue's mother!
"Look at what Xiaoling is eating, Xiaoxue, go take a walk with Xiaoling!" Gu Xue's mother ordered.
"Mom, I'm not full yet!" Gu Xue felt aggrieved. All the dishes on the table were eaten by Ling Feng. She is still eating the leftovers. Gu Bo was even more pitiful and took them out of the refrigerator.
Lao Ganma, where are you eating?
"Didn't you hear what I said?" Gu Xue's mother scolded sternly. "You know how to eat all day long, are you a pig?"
"I know!" Gu Xue put down her chopsticks angrily.
When two people walk on the road, their moods are completely different!
Ling Feng was so embarrassed that he had to deal with such a cheap mother-in-law, and his stomach would burst every time.
Gu Xue, on the other hand, is very miserable. Damn it, I haven’t had enough to eat yet!
"Oh, beautiful lady, my stomach is so bloated, what should I do?" Ling Feng said deliberately.
"You're looking for a slap in the face, aren't you?" Gu Xue was even more furious when Ling Feng was so embarrassed. "I really don't know if my mother, whose elbows are turned outwards, took the wrong medicine. For me, my biological child,
My daughter is not as good as a little gangster like you!"
As soon as he heard the word "little gangster", Ling Feng immediately grimaced, "Gu Xue, what I don't like to hear the most is the word "little gangster". This kind of insult will make me angry!"
Seeing that Ling Feng was really angry, Gu Xue also felt that the joke she just made was a bit too much! She quickly said: "I didn't know you would have such a taboo, I'm sorry!"
"I'm sorry? In your eyes, I, Ling Feng, am just a little hooligan?" Ling Feng deliberately said the last three words of "little hooligan" very strongly.
Gu Xue looked at the angry Ling Feng and was a little at a loss. She lost her previous domineering attitude at all, but said very carefully: "I'm sorry!"
"You are discriminating against me from the bottom of your heart!" Ling Feng still held on tightly.
At this time, even Gu Xue was a little annoyed. Wasn't it just a joke? Forget it if it was true. I have already apologized, but it would be too petty to really hold on to it.
!
"Then what do you want?"
"Hey, are you so confident? I've been around for so long and you still call me a gangster. That's a denial of the fruits of my labor! Now I'm an old gangster!" Ling Feng turned out to be just fighting with Gu Xue.
It was a joke.
Gu Xue obviously didn't buy it and looked at him coldly, "Is this a cold joke?"
"Uh... that's right!"
"Then should I have smiled just now?"
"Boring!" Before Ling Feng could say anything, Gu Xue turned around and left in anger.
As soon as she saw such a scene happening, Ling Feng quickly stretched out her hand to hold her. But now Gu Xue was obviously angry and threw Ling Feng's hand away!
"Hey, beauty, aren't you really angry?" Ling Feng shouted awkwardly. Fortunately, it was night. If there were so many people on the road in broad daylight, wouldn't it be embarrassing?
"Don't dare!" Gu Xue said.
"Okay!" Ling Feng nodded. "I'll call aunt!"
As soon as she heard this, Gu Xue almost staggered to death. She turned around, pointed at Ling Feng angrily and cursed: "Ling Feng, do you dare to be more shameless?"
Ling Feng was so excited. He didn't expect that this trick would work so well against Gu Xue! This mother-in-law is really his lucky star! Not only can he use it to intimidate Gu Bo, but now he can also use it to intimidate Gu Xue!
"Don't dare! This is the ultimate in my shamelessness!" Ling Feng said with pride rather than shame.
"Shameless!" Gu Xue no longer knew what to say to him.
"Thank you for the compliment!" Ling Feng cocked his head proudly.
"Let's continue walking!" Although Ling Feng was shameless, he also knew when enough was enough. When he saw that Gu Xue was really aggrieved and a little angry, he immediately stepped forward and took Gu Xue's hand. It was a compromise and gave him
She lost face.
After all, she is a girl! Even if she is a dominatrix or a Sun Erniang, she is still a girl. There are still a few days a month when she bleeds like a river! Men, you should be more generous!
Of course, if Gu Xue heard what he was thinking, I really don’t know if she would have the urge to pull out a gun and shoot Ling Feng!
"I haven't eaten enough yet! I don't have the energy to walk with you!"
"It doesn't matter. If you want to eat anything, just ask! I'll invite you!" Ling Feng was once again extremely generous.
"Can you afford whatever I want to eat?" Gu Xue looked at him with interest.
Ling Feng turned around and looked at her warily, "If you want to eat cut cakes, forget it! For this thing, I have to sell my kidney!"
"Pfft!" Gu Xue was once again amused by Ling Feng's nonsense.
"But if you wear a police uniform with your gun exposed on your waist and follow me, maybe I can buy you some!" Ling Feng continued.
"I don't want to eat cut cakes, I want to eat Haidilao!" Gu Xue said with a smile.
"Haidilao? What can be fished from the bottom of the sea? That kind of place is too low-end. I can't help it! How about I treat you to Lanzhou Ramen!" When he heard that Gu Xue wanted to eat Haidilao, Ling
Feng was shocked, this place was so fucking high-end.
"Stingy guy!" Seeing Ling Feng's face, Gu Xue rolled her eyes at him with contempt.