"Nima, go bring this chef over to me and ask him if he learned his craftsmanship from the chef in the Binhai University cafeteria. Why is it so unpalatable?"
"Why are you and his grandmothers staring at me? What kind of looks are you doing? I know you are jealous that I am more handsome. You can't help it. My parents gave me my natural beauty. But you guys are not women. You are looking at me like this.
I, you deliberately want to disgust me, right?"
"I want to eat abalone, damn, if there aren't two or three three-headed abalone for me to take a few bites of, you're fucking trying to starve me into a slim figure, aren't you?"
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When I heard this, I thought he was a playboy from a rich family. But if I knew that this was Ling Feng, who was imprisoned, would it be shocking? He was already under house arrest, and he was still so arrogant!
The group of men responsible for guarding Ling Feng in the Hui Gang have changed several times. Ling Feng's talkative skill is the talkative Tang Monk. The guards were so angry that they almost vomited blood. They wished they could rush in together and kill this Ling Feng.
Cut the corpse into pieces and restore peace to the world!
But Tulong issued a death order. Although Ling Feng was now controlled by them, he must be treated with courtesy.
No, only Ling Feng can be so arrogant and push forward!
Just for this meal, there have been so many different chefs. No matter what kind of chef, Ling Feng will spit out the dishes he cooks!
What's frustrating is that Tulong still responds to Ling Feng's unreasonable troubles. He specially invited top chefs from all over the world to cook for Ling Feng!
But Ling Feng was just looking for trouble! The fundamental problem was not the chef's, but his mouth!
"Okay, stop yelling! Your wounds have been torn several times by your yelling all day long! This will leave scars!" He Ye was both concerned and amused.
"He Ye, what do you think happened to this Tulong? He invited us here, but he didn't dare to show his face! Do you think he saw my handsomeness and was too embarrassed to see anyone? I didn't expect it.
Ah, I, Ling Feng, have finally realized what it means to be like a fish and a goose, and to be ashamed of a flower after closing the moon!" Ling Feng is infinitely narcissistic!
"Come on, you are really narcissistic! You have no shame at all! Come here, I will change the gauze for you again!" He Ye Xiaoniao patted Ling Feng's shoulder lovingly and said resentfully.
"It's okay, it's just a small injury! How can a man have the nerve to say that he is a man without any noticeable scars on his body? As long as the injury is not on his face, it will ruin the unprecedented creation of the Creator.
His handsome face! Or maybe it was injured on a man’s organ that can prove his maleness. If it doesn’t affect the reproduction of the next generation, then there’s no problem!” Ling Feng was full of nonsense.
After saying that, he took the opportunity to wipe He Ye's oil, and his proud little mouth opened with a smile!
"Go away!" He Ye pretended to be angry and patted his lard hand. "Don't you know where this place is? It's so unruly!"
Ling Feng pouted and retracted his hand angrily, "You are my girlfriend and future wife. Don't I even have the benefit of this?"
"That also depends on the occasion and location!" He Ye emphasized.
"Oh, it's rare to have such a good time and beautiful scenery, and it's rare to have such a big round bed in a single room. If we don't take the opportunity to do what we are destined to do in a place like this where we don't need rent, we will really be sorry for that earthworm.
Good intentions!" Ling Feng said very disappointed.
For Ling Feng, although He Ye is now his legitimate girlfriend. However, Ling Feng cannot show his manly spirit towards his girlfriend who he loves so much! Sometimes, He Ye becomes well-behaved.
When the time comes, you can let him go to bed and let him exercise some of your boyfriend’s VIP privileges.
However, more often than not, Ling Feng would still be kicked out of bed. He simply couldn't figure out He Ye's weird characteristics. He was completely out of line with common sense! From a conventional point of view, as long as after the first time,
Then the second, third, and Nth times will all come naturally.
However, these common sense are completely unusual on He Ye's side!
Ling Feng is still having a hard time! Even now, the two of them are imprisoned at the same time. Although Tulong created a good opportunity for them to cultivate the next generation, He Ye did not give him this opportunity!
Ling Feng was sleeping on the ground, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. Looking at He Ye's back lying on his side on the bed, he suddenly became obsessed with it!
"Xiao Yeye, it's only eight o'clock in the evening! You can't just sleep like this, right? Alas, there is no computer or TV in the room. How about we have some fun!" Ling Feng whispered softly.
He Ye, who was lying on his side on the bed, made no movement at all and did not answer Ling Feng.
Ling Feng lay down very boredly and deliberately let out a loud sigh on the ground!
Finally, the hard work paid off, Ling Feng’s play was not in vain! Suddenly, He Ye on the bed made a slight movement, "Come to bed and sleep!"
As soon as he heard such a sound, Ling Feng's blood suddenly boiled. He jumped up from the ground, got on the bed, lifted up the quilt, and got in. His movements were all done in one go!
The quilt that was originally snug and snug was suddenly turned into a hill by Ling Feng!
"Hehe, Xiaoyeye, I'm here! Tonight, let us enjoy the world of two people that Earthworm has prepared for us! A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold! You know that I, Ling Feng, am a money-hungry person.
You can't waste a second!" Ling Feng's lewd and lewd words came from the bed.
"Don't be ridiculous, you can't sleep peacefully! We are still under house arrest by others. Don't you want to find a way to get out of here quickly, and are you still in the mood to do such a thing?" At this time, He Ye looked more nervous.
Ling Feng was very nervous.
"Let's take care of ourselves now! The fact that we are prisoners has become an unchangeable fact. Instead of worrying here and being uneasy here, it is better to enjoy the life of prisoners now. You are also a prisoner if you are happy, and you are also a prisoner if you are unhappy.
You are a prisoner. Why should you feel sorry for yourself?" Ling Feng's mentality is really good. It is true that he has been tempered and went in and out of the prison and the detention center just like his own home. This mentality is very good!