"I'm sorry, the man you dragged is angry. Please stop harassing him when he goes to bed at night!"
Ling Feng imitated the tone of the customer service staff on the phone, pulled a face and said angrily.
He Ye, who was holding Ling Feng's arm and coaxing him, burst out laughing!
"I'm still angry. You said that I, a girl, have been coaxing a man like you for a long time. Why are you so small-minded? You are not like a man!" He Ye said with a smile.
"Not like a man? I knew you would say that!" Ling Feng opened his mouth wide and raised his voice to express his dissatisfaction. "Last night, I wanted to prove that I was a man.
You tough guy in bed, you didn’t give me a chance. Now you say I’m not a man! I feel like I urgently need a chance now to prove whether I am a man or not!”
While Ling Feng was talking, he started to look like he was taking off his clothes.
"Ling Feng, why are you so unruly? Is it true that a man can only do this kind of thing? Do you know what is the essential difference between humans and animals?" He Ye looked a little serious.
Look at him.
"What is it?"
"Animals always only think about two things in their minds, food and sex. Their survival revolves around these two things!" He Ye said with reason.
Ling Feng thought about it, and it was indeed good. Animals really only have two things to do, fill their stomachs and reproduce.
"What does this have to do with me? Do you regard me as a beast? Although I, Ling Feng, also live with women for food, but I have one thing that beasts can never compare with. I also love money! Is that okay with animals?" Ling Feng, on the other hand,
Be proud of yourself.
"If a man wants to achieve his own ambition, he must do something and not do something! Men who show off their authority in bed have nothing to do!"
"Holy shit!" Ling Feng stood up directly.
"I mean, little Yeye, I just want to have sex. If you don't want to, just don't want to! It's made like it's a big deal in the world. I'm just a small person, not a national leader!" Ling Feng was just one.
I feel helpless and melancholy. I just want to have sex!
"It's daytime now!" He Ye said confidently.
"But after Tulong left in the middle of last night, the reason you gave me is now late at night." Ling Feng said bitterly. His expression was very miserable!
"I feel like I didn't get what I should get as a boyfriend! Why am I so miserable? If my mother were still alive, she would point at my forehead and scold me for being worthless! Oh, mom!
, I let you down! I’m sorry for you!”
"Okay, are you crying for mourning?" He Ye said with a dark face. Ling Feng's character was really moody.
"I'm just sad, I feel sorry for my mother. I remember that my mother worked so hard to give birth to me, and when she saw that I was the one with the baby, she must have been so happy that I could go out and abuse girls in the future! But!
, I haven’t even nearly ruined my own girlfriend, so why should I ruin other girls? Why am I so miserable?”
He Ye was really speechless to him. He directly picked up the pillow, covered his ears, and lay on the bed!
"I have to quickly find an opportunity to go to the cemetery to see my parents and apologize to them for my lack of success!"
Ling Feng is not done yet.
"My aunt just came!" He Ye finally had enough. He sat directly on the bed, his hair messy falling on his face, and looked at Ling Feng angrily and said.
"Ah?" Ling Feng suddenly shouted and stopped crying. "Why didn't you tell me earlier? You wasted my expression!"
"At first glance, you men are heartless! You think about this kind of thing all day long, and you don't care about your girlfriend's body at all!" He Ye said a little angrily.
"Wrong, it's not that we men don't care about you, but that your aunt doesn't care about your health!" Ling Feng said plausibly.
"Oh, you men are all animals that think for themselves!"
"If a man doesn't think for himself? Then do you women still like him? Don't all girls like men who are macho in bed and gentlemen in bed? Although not all men know that women actually need constant watering.
Flowers. But I, Ling Feng, know it! Girls are shy. Although they have always wanted to do it, they just find it difficult to say it. This is actually the reason why women like men more if they act more perverted! "
Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Fuck you, in your eyes, can women be so wanton?" He Ye said angrily.
"Hey, don't say it yet. When a woman is in her teens, she is afraid. When she is twenty, she is shy. At thirty, she is like a wolf, and at forty, she is like a tiger. A fifty-year-old woman lies on her back.
The ground can absorb soil! This is how women have changed since the development of human society!" The more Ling Feng talked, the more he said it.
"shameless!"
He Ye blushed immediately when Ling Feng said that. Ling Feng now is just a little hooligan.
"But, a man in his 20s is a Mercedes-Benz 30, a BMW 40, a Microsoft 50, a Panasonic 60, a Lenovo! Xiao Yeye, you must quickly catch me in the age of Mercedes-Benz! If I wait until I pass the age of Mercedes-Benz, I will reach the age of BMW
By the time, it becomes a treasure. A thirty-year-old man is a treasure! It is very popular! If you are not careful, the Mercedes-Benz and BMW will pass you by, then you will have no choice. In your era of tigers, I have already become Microsoft!" Ling
Feng said sincerely.
"Oh, let's do the math! When you are like a wolf and I am a BMW, when these two people are passionate about each other, it will be about ten years! Look, this damn aunt will be delayed by about a third.
time. When the time comes to consider our son's happy life, we will have lost nearly a year. You see, almost half of the time is gone. In a lifetime, only these few years are left.