"Weihan, be good, you said you asked me to pick the stars from the sky, and I didn't frown. Although I know that I can't even touch the basket when I jump, but for you, I will still dance hard. I know I can pick them off.
Until the stars! But if you ask me to teach your Aunt Shuimiao a lesson, it will simply kill me! With my little skill, who is your Aunt Shuimiao’s opponent? It’s not even enough to fill the gap between my teeth!”
"I don't care, I just want it!" Wei Han rarely acted coquettishly with Ling Feng.
"I met your wonderful aunt in the hospital today! I almost got eaten alive by her! Now I finally escaped from the tiger's mouth! You can't let me go to die again, can you?" Ling Feng cried.
Words of advice. Anyway, it’s just one word, resolutely not to go.
"I don't care either!"
Ling Feng had no choice but to act coquettishly because of Wei Han. He really didn't know what to do!
"Tell me first, where did she offend you?" Ling Feng could only give in. "Hasn't she already gone to the hospital and got a head nurse? How could she be so free to provoke you?
By the way, she has no balls. What I said about this annoying aunt is that she really doesn’t have a man to nourish her empty and lonely body and soul in her spare time. By the way, a super shrew like her doesn’t have any
What man would like her! She has no reason for you to hate her so much? Is it because of our affairs? "
"No!" Wei shook her head angrily.
"That's strange. If it weren't for our affairs, then she would have no reason to provoke you! There must be a demon when things go wrong! Could it be that she has become a spirit?"
"She's getting married!"
"What? This is simply the ninth wonder of the world! Are there people who want this kind of woman? I just want to know now, who is the blind, deaf, and brainless person who would fall in love with her?
Woman?" Ling Feng covered his mouth and shouted exaggeratedly. "Tell me quickly, let me have a moment of silence for this miserable man! Dare to marry such a woman, that requires more than just courage!"
"My dad!"
Weihan's words almost scared Ling Feng to death!
"Your dad?" Ling Feng looked at Weihan in disbelief. "When did your dad's tastes become so heavy? They say that men become more refined as they get older. Your dad is simply going against the laws of nature.
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"I don't know either! In fact, I don't object to my aunt talking about a partner! But this partner cannot be my dad! I really can't accept this!" Wei Han said a little unhappy.
"I understand, I understand, I understand!" Ling Feng nodded, as if he really understood.
"You know?" Wei Han looked at him in surprise.
"Who is your father? Is that an official? That is a party member who represents advanced ideas and advanced productivity! That is a public servant who serves the people! He has an attitude of serving the people and is prepared to sacrifice himself to save unmarried people.
A man. If I don’t go to hell, who will? He must have thought so. You, aunt, are simply a man’s nightmare. At this time, our great people’s servant stood up resolutely and sacrificed himself.
To save the vast number of male compatriots from dire straits, it only requires not only courage, but also fearless dedication!" Ling Feng imitated the tone of those disgusting speeches on TV and said with great emotion.
"Have you had enough trouble?" Wei Han looked at him a little angry.
"Hehe, you're just joking! But to be honest, I really admire my uncle from the bottom of my heart. Anyone who dares to marry such a woman is not something ordinary people can do. For this reason, when they get married,
I'm going to toast him with three big glasses of wine!" Ling Feng said in a playful and noisy tone.
"But she is my aunt, how can my father marry her?"
"What's wrong with this? My brother-in-law seeks out my sister-in-law. It's a tradition in China. My brother-in-law likes to attack my sister-in-law. And your mother is no longer here! If your father attacks his sister-in-law now, doesn't that violate moral ethics?"
Ling Feng can understand Weihan's thoughts.
"But she is my aunt! I never thought that my aunt would be with my dad! How do you want me to face them in the future? Do you want me to call my dad uncle? Or do you want me to call me aunt?
Mom? No matter which one of these two, I can’t say it out loud! I have always had a very open and supportive attitude toward my dad looking for a wife again. But how could he let so many women in the world not look for him?
Why did you choose my aunt instead? Isn't this ridiculous?" Weihan said incomprehensively.
"This is called keeping the wealth from going to outsiders! It is no longer new for people to marry the mother-in-law, let alone marry the sister-in-law! Weihan, let this matter take its course, let the elders do it.
The elders can handle it themselves. Why are you worrying so much? I think this is good? Otherwise, if your aunt gets married, we will get a share of the money. If your father renews their marriage, we will also get a share of the money. Two shares of the money.
Ah! How great it is now, it’s directly converted into one share, doesn’t that save us money!” Ling Feng’s mind was filled with saving money.
"No, I still can't accept it!" Wei Han said frantically.
"Then what do you want?"
"Ling Feng, help me!" Wei Han looked at Ling Feng with hot eyes.
Ling Feng was so frightened that she quickly backed away, "Don't, let me ruin your Aunt Shuimiao's good deeds. I don't dare to do it. It's not easy for this crazy woman to find a man who is willing to accept her! What if I give her
It’s broken, and I think it’s unreasonable if she doesn’t fight me!”
"Don't you be so timid? No matter how fierce she is, she is still a woman!" Wei Han said dissatisfied.
"Wrong! No matter how fierce a man is, he is still a man. But a woman is different. A perverted woman cannot be considered a human being at all! It is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a woman! Such a woman can pervert and go berserk at any time.
, I, Ling Feng, cannot afford to offend me!" Ling Feng said very fearfully.
"No, Ling Feng, you have to help me with this matter! Otherwise, you will never sleep in my bed again!" Wei Han finally said a harsh word.
Ling Feng was so frightened that she quickly curled her lips and begged for mercy, "Auntie, please spare me! Who is Shui Miao? A pervert who can't be killed by an atomic bomb! If I help you deal with her, I may never see her again in the future.