Chapter 1004: There Are Big and Small Tigress in the Family
When Gu Xue opened the door, it really scared Ling Feng. He thought it was his mother-in-law who was sharpening her knives and wanted to kill him. When he saw it was Gu Xue, he breathed a sigh of relief!
"What? If you are so nervous, do you have a guilty conscience?" Gu Xue teased him with a smile.
"Oh, I, Deputy Director Shugu, why did you bring home your occupational disease? I, Ling Feng, am an honest person who does my duty conscientiously!" Ling Feng said shamelessly.
"Come on, I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen such a shameless person like you!" Gu Xue said angrily.
"That is, being able to live strong in this society requires skills. If you still want to live well, then it depends on who is shameless!" Ling Feng did not feel ashamed at all, but looked complacent.
Suddenly, there was a roaring voice, "Gu Xue, come out and cook with me!"
Not to be outdone, Gu Xue shouted outside, "Mom, I'm busy!"
Ling Feng was so frightened that he quickly covered his ears and looked at Gu Bo sympathetically, "There are two loud voices in the family, and there is a reason for the man to be deaf!"
"I'm used to it, I'm used to it!" Gu Bo was also quite helpless.
"Is there no one in this community who has called the police to complain that you are disturbing the residents?" Ling Feng asked curiously.
"Who dares? I am the police." Gu Xue disagreed.
At this time, Gu Xue's mother outside the door howled again, "If you don't come out, I will go and treat you with a kitchen knife!"
Ling Feng and Gu Bo were both frightened and begged Gu Xue, "Please, get out. If she really comes in with a kitchen knife, we will probably be killed!"
"Coward!" Gu Xue really despised the two of them for being so spiritless. She shouted unwillingly, "What are you shouting for? I'm coming!"
Gu Xue threw her arms and walked out angrily.
After Gu Xue went out, Gu Bo glanced at Ling Feng helplessly, "Don't be surprised! You will know later! A woman is always a devil! Men have only two choices, either to surrender or to perish!"
"That's because you are too henpecked! In addition, the two big and small tigresses in your family are now collectively menopausal, and their fighting power has doubled. Naturally, you can't resist it! I, Ling Feng, will never have such a day. No matter how strong a woman is,
If a woman whose combat power has been upgraded during menopause comes into the hands of me, Ling Feng, she will have to control her temper! Otherwise, I, the Ling family, will deal with it!" Ling Feng said boastfully.
"Oh? Then I would like to know, what is the family law of your Ling family?" Gu Bo looked at him with a smile.
"Then I'm not bragging to you. The family traditions of my Ling family are inherited from our ancestors. Any woman who enters our Ling family, no matter how powerful she is, must become a good wife and mother!
"The more Ling Feng brags, the more he loses control.
"As far as I know, your mother was also a famous female tiger in Binhai back then!" Gu Bo still laughed.
"It goes without saying! Didn't my mother later become a good wife and mother? With the ancestral laws of my Ling family, my father must have been able to surrender without any effort, so my mother will still surrender obediently!" Ling Feng
While bragging, I muttered in my heart, "Mom, Dad, don't blame me! For the sake of my son's face, I can only feel sorry for you, my second brother! But dad, you shouldn't blame me, I'm making money for you."
face!"
"So that's it! It seems that everything I heard and saw back then was all false! Your father was pulled by your mother's ears more than once and was dragged home because he couldn't get off the stage! The number one in Binhai back then
Your father is a strict wife, and he deserves it." Gu Bo still smiled.
"Holy shit!" Ling Feng just took a sip of water proudly and spurted it out. Damn it, this old guy set a trap for himself!
"Maybe we heard it! Maybe your father deliberately wanted to give your mother face in front of outsiders! What a man!" The way Gu Bo smiled made Ling Feng blush so much that he was embarrassed to see others.
"Uncle Gu, you are not honest! Our Ling family's family methods are famous!" Ling Feng's leather has been broken, but he is still so obsessed with face.
"Then what is your Ling family's famous family law? I am very curious. I want to learn your Ling family's family law and let me learn from it!" Gu Bo calmly continued to trick Ling Feng.
"Well, our Ling family has fallen into trouble, and this Ling family's treasure of the house has been lost! I'll give it to you when I get back in the evening and then copy it down! It's all in my head!" Ling Feng
He really knows how to defend himself.
"I think you haven't thought about it yet, how to make up your stinky family secrets! Boy, young people are like this. They all stinky think that they are invincible in the world, and believe that they will be invincible in the future.
A wife must obey her words! But the reality is often very cruel! Many of these men who were straight before getting married, after getting married, they just bow their heads!" Gu Bo taught Ling Feng his bitter experience.
"Do you disagree with what I said?" Seeing Ling Feng about to speak, Gu Bo said first.
"Nonsense, of course! Aren't the women around me, Ling Feng, still submissive to me? Some men are absolutely hopeless in their damage to women. Don't tell me.
This woman is so powerful, even if she is a pampered, unruly and willful royal princess, she will have to be an obedient little kitten in front of me!" Ling Feng started to talk shamelessly again.
"Really? Then please go out and help me train these two tigresses at home!" Gu Bo looked at him with a lewd expression.
"Uh..." Ling Feng suddenly couldn't get off the stage. "This, this, this, this..."
"Stop this! Go out and educate me quickly. I've been suffering from tracheitis for half my life, so I can enjoy a woman's obedient service to me!" Gu Bo didn't give Ling Feng any face.
"Forget it, my Ling family's family law cannot be taught to outsiders. Except for those named Ling, no one else can learn it! Oh, the provisions of the family law! As a descendant, there is nothing I can do! Uncle Gu,
You have to be considerate! I think you have adapted to life with tracheitis. Once it rebounds strongly, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it! It's good to get used to it!" Ling Feng is really good at finding steps for himself.