"Let me choke, there are so many beauties!" The boys quickly swallowed their saliva.
"Leopard, you... you are our eldest brother, please tell us how to pick them up!" The younger brothers hurriedly grabbed the leopard, who had a lustful face and two eyes that were shooting around like radar, and said: "Brother Leopard,
Please teach us some tricks quickly, otherwise we’ll all be gone!”
"Hey, what are you so anxious about?" Leopard glared at everyone and said, "Look what you are wearing? Each of you is not serious when you should be serious, and when you shouldn't be serious, you are more serious than his mother Steve Jobs. Do you know?
I know there is a popular saying nowadays: If a man is not bad, then a woman will not love you. Niang Xipi, you all dress like people in condoms, who among the girls likes you?"
"Uh..." The younger brothers looked at each other and stared at each other.
"Look clearly!" Leopard pointed to the attire on his body, a pair of torn jeans that had probably not been washed for hundreds of years, and a white-faced shirt on his upper body, and said, "This is the most popular beggar's outfit this year, for women.
My favorite, with this invincible equipment, it is enough for me to have fun today!"
"Then... what should we do?" Leopard's younger brothers were all dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.
"Shit, you guys are so tough, I have to do it for you!" Leopard angrily grabbed a younger brother in front of him and said, "You all are optimistic, I will teach you two moves today. How much you will learn is up to you.
The ability, as the saying goes, is brought in by the master, and cultivation depends on the individual."
Wow…
Leopard grabbed the younger brother's coat and pulled it off directly. Inside was a striped shirt. Leopard looked up and down, then messed up the younger brother's tie and said: "Don't wrap yourself up like a rice dumpling, the tie is for
Interpret your ideals. A messy tie can instantly kill women. Why? Because a messy tie shows your depraved and evil side. Women are born with maternal nature. She will pay attention to you immediately and understand the depravity and evil in your heart.
Evil, and then...it depends on your efforts to get me into bed!"
Bang bang bang...
The boys applauded one after another, with stars in their eyes, looking at Bao Zi with great admiration. Brother Bao Zi was indeed mighty, but he didn’t expect that all the theories about picking up girls were his own. It must be said that Brother Bao Zi was awesome, and everyone was in awe.
