"Surrender, we surrender!" the commander shouted in fluent English.
"Hey!" Li Xiaohu sneered, and then stepped out of the woods with the hot machine gun on his shoulder.
"Brother Xiaohu, how should we deal with it?" Huang Bing'er asked hurriedly.
"I don't know!" Li Xiaohu was stunned. It seemed that he was here to practice, not to fight at all. Li Xiaohu thought for a long time, and then said: "Just think that I am here to rob, and hand over all your money."
come out!"
When the other party heard this, he immediately cried and said: "Uncle, we haven't received military pay for three months. If you rob us, I'm afraid I'll have to give you my underwear!"
"Fuck, I didn't expect your army to be so bad. We haven't paid military pay for three months, so you are still working?!" Li Xiaohu grinned, then pointed at the remaining soldiers and said, "All of you
Hand over your underwear to me!"
Phew...
Huang Bing'er on the side immediately covered her mouth and laughed, saying: "Brother Xiaohu, you are simply bad. How can there be people like you? It's already pitiful that someone hasn't been paid military pay for three months. You took away someone's underwear."
, what will people wear in the future?!"
"Fuck, let them go into neutral, it'll be cool!" Li Xiaohu laughed.
As expected, the soldiers were obedient and began to take off their pants one after another. They took off all their underwear in the blink of an eye. Then they handed the smelly underwear to Li Xiaohu and said: "Uncle, these are
These are our underwear, please accept them!"
Li Xiaohu looked at those colorful underwear, which exuded a stench. Li Xiaohu almost wanted to die. Why did he imitate others who robbed their underwear? When others robbed their underwear, they were robbing beautiful women. Why did he want to do this?
A group of big men were robbing his underwear, and Li Xiaohu's eyes were filled with uncertainty.
"Haha..." Huang Bing'er finally couldn't help it anymore and immediately started laughing crazily.
"Keep your underwear, you all get out!" Li Xiaohu snorted coldly, and the other parties threw their underwear in front of Li Xiaohu, and then ran away quickly, not even daring to pick up the gun. Huang Bing'er was laughing on the spot.
Laughing, she burst into tears. This little girl really didn’t know how high the sky was. Li Xiaohu directly held her in his arms, then bent her over and slapped her hard twice on her buttocks.
Slap, these two slaps were so powerful, they made a snapping sound. Huang Bing'er immediately covered her buttocks and jumped out of Li Xiaohu's arms, pouting her red lips, looking at Li Xiaohu dissatisfied, and said: "Xiaohu
Brother, why do you spank others?"
"Humph, you actually laughed at me?" Li Xiaohu snorted lightly.
"How can I have one?" Huang Bing'er pouted, her eyes full of crystal clear tears.
"Still saying no?" Li Xiaohu pretended to be harsh. Huang Bing'er's tears immediately flowed down, she covered her eyes and said: "Brother Little Tiger bullies others, Brother Little Tiger bullies others!"
"Haha..." Li Xiaohu laughed immediately, then took Huang Bing'er into his arms and said, "Okay, don't cry anymore, I'm just joking with you!"
"But it really hurts when you hit someone on the butt!" Huang Bing'er glared at Li Xiaohu.
"This is to teach you a lesson, so that you won't laugh at me next time!" Li Xiaohu took Huang Bing'er into the car. The car was hidden in the jungle. After the soldiers got the car out, everyone rushed back to the base.