"Ahem..." Li Xiaohu got down from the car, led a team of more than 200 people, and stood in front of a team of more than 2,000 people. He glanced at the other party's commander and said: "You still don't
Soldier, why did you surrender without firing a single shot?!"
"Uh... uncle, our superiors have given us an order to surrender when we see you, and then deliver our tributes!" The commander looked attentive, swung his butt and walked away quickly, then directed at the people below.
The soldier shouted: "Open the tribute to our uncle!"
Ho ho ho…
More than a dozen soldiers came forward in unison. These more than ten soldiers were all strong men. They rushed up in one breath, and then roared together and pushed open the lid of the huge wooden box, and a burst of water flowed out of it.
Crazy stench. A large box full of underwear appeared inside...
Huang Bing'er was dumbfounded...
Li Xiaohu was dumbfounded...
More than 200 soldiers were dumbfounded...
The stench filled the sky, and the dozen or so strong men were vomited on the spot and ran away. Huang Bing'er immediately pinched her nose and ran away. Li Xiaohu stared at this scene in stunned silence. He was so stupid.
, What a cheat, who said I’m here to rob underwear? I’m here to train new recruits, and I’m here to improve their combat capabilities. Damn, you actually treat me as an underwear robber. That’s too much. I want to complain.
I want □□, I want to go to the United Nations...
"Uncle..." The commander pinched his nose and ran over and said: "These are the original underwear that our more than 2,000 soldiers have worn for a week without washing. If you like it, you can take it!"
Poof...
Li Xiaohu couldn't bear it any longer and vomited three liters on the spot, vomiting out all the overnight meals. Li Xiaohu waved his arms and shouted angrily: Damn it, I'm done with it. I'm going to throw out the eggplant.
Come on, this scene can't be filmed. Is there anyone who can torment people like you? You even arranged for me to be an underwear thief. Damn, give me some heroic roles. I was suppressed for so long in the early stage, and finally I got better.
, turned out to be an underwear collecting thief.
Li Xiaohu, who is mute, eats Coptis chinensis, which is very difficult.
"Get out!" Li Xiaohu roared angrily.
"Yes, you can drag all those underwear away!" The commander hurriedly covered his nose and left.
"Stop, take off all your underwear..."
"Ah, uncle, don't!" The commander hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying: "We are already wearing the last pair of underwear, and even the storage for washing and replacement has been left to you. If you don't even have the last pair of underwear on us,
If we want to take it away, then we only have one battle..."
"Pfft..." Li Xiaohu vomited three liters of blood again, pointed at the useless commander and said: "Take all your box of underwear away from me, I feel like vomiting after looking at it!"
After speaking, Li Xiaohu immediately got on the motorcycle and left quickly with Huang Bing'er. The second-rate commander looked at the back of Li Xiaohu and others leaving with confusion, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then climbed up from the ground
He stood up and said: "Hey, look at this, do you still dare to come here in the future?! Go harass other troops, I don't have enough people for you to fight!"
Li Xiaohu led everyone away. Huang Bing'er sat in the back seat, her whole body trembling slightly, her face was red, and her eyes were reddish. Li Xiaohu hummed: "If you want to laugh, just laugh. Holding it in is not good for your health!"
