But of the next two things, one should be used to call for help. Could it be that after Wei Xiaoxiao beat him so hard, he still had to call his son to help?
Isn't this a bit embarrassing?
Um...the third one? Shangguan Tianze swallowed his saliva and said, "Duoduo, are you planning to change your daddy's rhythm at any time?"
"Papa, how can you talk to me like this?" Wei Duoduo's big dark eyes immediately turned watery. His pink face also instantly fell down.
"Douduo is worried that if mommy doesn't forgive you, you can use this dagger to perform a caesarean section in front of mommy." Wei Duoduo said sincerely, as if this method was so advanced.
A caesarean section? Did this child watch too many TV dramas and get the brain-dead plot?
In China, you usually have to wipe your neck! What kind of Japanese rhythm are you doing?!
Wei Duoduo rolled his eyes, don't you think wiping your neck will kill you faster than having a caesarean section?
Shangguan Tianze was speechless.
"Papa, you must remember this!" Wei Duoduo said, grabbing Shangguan Tianze's collar and saying, "If you commit suicide by caesarean section and Mommy still refuses to save you, you have to call for help!"
Let me go! It turns out that this distress call is the last one to use...
If you can't get through, you can directly notify the funeral home at that time, which is really convenient. He is indeed the son of Shangguan Tianze, and there is really no negotiation when it comes to cheating his father.
Looking at Wei Duoduo with almost laughter, Shangguan Tianze shook his head helplessly, put Wei Duoduo in the living room, and turned to go to the bedroom.
The door opened gently. Because it was raining outside, the whole room was slightly dim. The messy sheets on the bed and the quilt that had been kicked out of the bed showed that the heroine seemed to be in a very irritable mood.
"I'm back." Shangguan Tianze's magnetic voice rang in Wei Xiaoxiao's ears.
Wei Xiaoxiao's eyelashes fluttered slightly, she knew he was back, but she just didn't want to talk to him now.
Shangguan Tianze chuckled, bent down and nibbled Wei's small ear.
The warm breath sprayed layer by layer on Wei Xiaoxiao's ears, tickling her, making her turn over and hide her little head.
Shangguan Tianze laughed. It seemed that she was still angry. Although she didn't know why, judging from her angry appearance, it shouldn't be serious.
Since she chose to pretend to be asleep, she might as well just pretend that she was asleep.
Shangguan Tianze gently took off his shoes, sat on the bed, lying on his side, picked up a book on the table, and started flipping through it carefully.
Maybe he was curious about what Shangguan Tianze was doing, or maybe because his head was covered under the quilt and he couldn't breathe, so Wei Xiaoxiao actually exposed his little head again.
Shangguan Tianze looked at Wei Xiaoxiao's cute appearance, couldn't help but smile fondly, stood up slightly, lowered his head and kissed Wei Xiaoxiao gently on the cheek.
Wei Xiaoxiao stretched out her little hand to stop his bowed face. His brows were slightly furrowed, as if he was unhappy.
Shangguan Tianze didn't mind, but instead stretched out his light tongue to tease Wei Xiaoxiao's delicate earlobe.
Then came the gorgeous red lips, carefully tracing her perfect lip line, and she was satisfied to hear someone's dissatisfied exclamation.
Her beautiful almond-shaped eyes opened suddenly, staring angrily at Shangguan Tianze in front of her.
"Shangguan Beast, I warn you not to touch me!" Wei Xiaoxiao protested with her mouth pouted in dissatisfaction.