What are humans doing with their mouths, eating, talking, and kissing!
The most developed organ in Xia Xiaoguai's body is probably her mouth. Not only does she carry out her foodie spirit to the end, but she also takes her language inducement to the extreme.
Originally, as a little mole cricket like her, she should be worshiping the foodie god and asking for advice, but she turned on the academic domineering mode and made all kinds of tyrannical demands from the ignorant and short-sighted powerful teacher to worship her.
After blowing and blowing, Xia Xiaoguai reached the highest level, and even he almost believed his own words.
Suddenly she remembered that in middle school, there was a scumbag who used the Qi Emperor mode to comment on the concubines of various subjects. It was very similar to her own behavior of bragging to no end!
"Geography is Gu's queen. Although Gu never reads her brand or records her appearance, her status is still so stable.
Mathematics is Gu's royal concubine. Gu loves her deeply. Although Gu cannot give her the most honorable position, Gu spends a lot of time trying to figure out her thoughts every day, but Gu always can't understand her.
Yuwen is Gu's wise concubine, gentle and quiet, never troublesome, and can occasionally share Gu Gu's worries.
History is Gu's first love, but she died early. Every month when I return to Gu in the middle of the night, I will suffer from her misery.
Politics is the daughter-in-law of Gu's emperor's brother, Gu can only look at it but not eat it.
As for physics and chemistry, Gu Zao relegated them to the cold palace.
This woman is really hypocritical, so I gave her a great success.
As for the official lady English, oh my God! I don’t even bother to mention her, but who let her into the palace!!!”
Alas, it would be great if the world of my own was really like what I say.
Xia Xiaoguai felt deeply sad when he thought about facing the ghostly biology teacher's extremely lethal urine-throwing-out test paper with one hand when he returned home.
Mom, I really want to go back because of my family. When I think about going home and having to face so many exam papers and going through the darkest high school years in my life, I suddenly have the urge to cry. (Do you want to go directly?
Let Xia Xiaoguai wear it back and take the college entrance examination, and then slap her face with the bloody reality?! Hehe!)
Instead of learning stereotyped knowledge that she would never need, she would rather learn the spiritual vegetable master and various immortal cultivation skills here.
However, her nonsense was not in vain, the Foodie God had already shaken her mind a little bit: "Then how are you going to go back now?" She really wanted to go, but the Foodie God has no body, otherwise you should be able to see it shaking constantly.
Her little tail is begging for petting and stroking.
Xia Xiaoguai tilted his head, pretending to be innocent and invincible: "I don't know. Is there any way for you to open a passage through some kind of wormhole and let me return to the time point where I came from?"
This girl knows all about wormholes and space-time channels!
This is a secret that has only just emerged in the powerful world, and the distance is not too long until now. The two closest spiritual world passages also require three small stations and several years of time and space travel.
And based on what Xia Xiaoguai said, the plane she is in must be much longer than the earth realm to the heaven realm. How strong does one have to be to get through it?
However, maybe this thing can give those powerful people who have no purpose in life to eat and die in the sky something new to do?
Hmm, the foodie god who always likes fresh and exciting things can’t wait.
"Then you should practice quickly. You must practice to a certain level before you have the ability to capture your past time nodes and let everyone find your location in the Taobao world, so that everyone can escort you.