"I..." Jing Jiaren stared blankly, "I saw a lot of pigeons parked at the window, so I wanted to open it and take a look."
"..."
"Who would have thought that instead of running away in fright, they all flew in."
"Flyed in and got me covered in bird shit?!" He gritted his teeth.
"Maybe it's because you are so handsome that pigeons can't help but fly around you."
"..."
"He's so handsome that they even have diarrhea."
Although this explanation is ridiculous, it is flattering him after all! I hope he doesn’t care too much...
Ximen Longting's face was as frozen as ice: "Why are you still standing?! Towel!"
"You'd better go to the bathroom and wash up." Jing Jiaren said to avoid suspicion, "I'll ring the service bell and ask the servant to come up and change the sheets."
Ximen Longting got out of bed coldly and walked into the bathroom with a murderous look.
Just when Jing Jia put down the line, he heard his voice calling her.
Jing Jiaren closed the window first to prevent SUN from sending his "associates" to cause trouble again.
At the foot of the mountain, SUN took a telescope and saw pigeons flying out of the window in panic...
My shoulders kept twitching and twitching.
Wen Xinnuan patted his back: "Don't laugh so excitedly."
"I don't……"
"You laugh when you want to, and then you hold it in and pretend to be cool. It's really not cute."
SUN couldn't bear it any longer, and a rare big smile appeared on his face, as bright as sunshine.
There were two rows of children with bright white teeth. He smiled and said: "My bad thing was successful, right?"
"With the windows open, it will definitely be successful."
"My bird poop cannonballs are much more powerful than his aircraft cannons!"
Wen Xinnuan gave a thumbs up.
"I really want to see the old man's dirty face."
"Get yourself a mirror and put on a bad face..."
“(╯^╰)”
"Does it look like we are fighting a tunnel war?" Wen Xinnuan also looked at it with a telescope, "There is no way to continue to defend like this."
But without Luo Lei, she had no power to compete with Ximen Long Ting.
Even if Luo Lei is here, he can't defeat Ximen Longting, but will become a drag on Jing Jiaren!
…
Here, Ximen Longting’s face looks so stinky!
He must have never imagined that his arrogant and supreme image would be completely ruined by three-year-old SUN every time!
Jing Jiaren walked into the bathroom and saw him throwing his unkempt hair into her hand angrily.
"Can't you wash it yourself?"
"What, you dare to dislike it?!"
"..." Jing Jiaren was indeed a little disgusted and stood far away.
He grabbed it with his big hand and pulled it to his chest. Jing Jiaren hurriedly dodged: "Can you please stop being so mean?"
"If you didn't open the window, why would I be covered in bird poop?"
"..."
"Kiss me!" He also made an even more extreme request.
Jing Jiaren held up her bun and pointed it at his face.
Ximen Longting hugged her, put his lips against hers, and kissed her hard.
Fortunately, she washed away the masterpiece on his face in time, otherwise...
"Um...let go...my injury can't be touched by water..."
"I didn't let you touch the water!"
"You rubbed all your stinky body on me."
Ximen Longting raised his cold eyebrows: "This is your honor."
Jing Jiaren frowned. Why did her relationship with Ximen Longting seem to have returned to the past without realizing it?
The moment she calmed down, Ximen Longting suddenly darkened his eyes, searching her deeply...
"Get out of here and think about how you should punish yourself!"