Ximen Longting swung his legs in boredom, while SUN was like a glutinous rice cake and refused to leave.
"Oh yeah, swing on the swing, swing on the swing!"
"..."
"If you don't compete with SUN, SUN will pester you tonight!"
Ximen Longting's face darkened instantly. SUN was someone he wanted to beat up every day, but tried his best to hold back.
"Can't compare, can't compare!"
"Damn, you're so nagging!" Ximen Longting closed the laptop lid coldly, "How do you compare?"
"It's very simple, just make a wooden man!"
"Sit down on the bed."
SUN finally climbed onto the bed obediently and once again declared the rules to Ximen Longting.
Jing Jiaren picked up the bottle and felt that the milk was warm enough. She held STAR in her arms and fed him milk.
"Queen, you be the referee!" SUN's voice floated over.
"Okay, I'll call start."
Ximen Longting lay down in a casual position. Lying down was easier than sitting still, and he would not be tired. He lay down next to Ximen Longting with his head buried in the pillow, pouting his butt, and facing Ximen Longting.
direction.
"Queen, we are ready~"
"OK, the timer starts!"
Seeing her son doing this action, Jing Jiaren had a bad idea...
Sure enough, a few minutes later, SUN forced out a loud fart.
Jing Jiaren's face froze, and she felt that the atmosphere in the air was freezing.
SUN's little face is buried in the pillow, so he can't smell the smell anyway!
Damn, my butt is pointed at Ximen Longting...
After enduring it for dozens of seconds, Ximen Longting finally felt that the smell dissipated, and then, another strange smell came.
It is tolerable, but what is intolerable!
I almost kicked this shit to the ground!
Ximen Longting sat up straight, got out of bed and ran away in a few steps. His disgust was self-evident! The expression on his face was so gloomy that the sky was about to fall!
"Jing Jiaren, look at the good son you raised!"
Jing Jiaren: "..."
"Besides farting all day long, what else does he do?"
Jing Jiaren was really aggrieved: "Can you blame me for my son's fart?"
There was joyful laughter from SUN: "KING moved first, KING loses, KING loses!"
This time it was Ximen Longting's turn to remain silent: "..."
"Tonight it's SUN's turn to take a bath with the Queen!"
Ximen Longting said quietly: "Have you ever seen a wooden man who can fart?"
SUN was still jumping on the bed and dancing.
"You go and carve a wooden man, and then let him fart for me!" Ximen Longting said, "You are the one who loses, little dwarf!"
SUN's movements froze, and he kicked his calves hard on the bed: "SUN didn't lose."
The bed was too soft, so he bounced onto the bed.
He got up hurriedly and said righteously:
"SUN has already said the rules from the beginning: no talking, no moving... and he didn't say no farts."
"Violating the laws of nature!"
"Farting is a physiological need and cannot be controlled!"
"Strong words!"
You have set a trap for Ximen Longting from the very beginning. How dare you cheat on me? A dream of spring and autumn!
"Queen, you have to judge SUN!" SUN looked sadly, looking pitifully at Jing Jiaren seeking justice, "It's obviously KING who lost!"
Ximen Longting had a dark handsome face, his hands were crossed, and he looked at Jing Jiaren coldly: "Demand for justice!"