Ruyi turned her head and asked with a smile on her face: "Did you just say that you want to be a cow and a horse for us? As long as you are obedient, I will take you to a place with wine and girls at night."
Uncle Jiang was stunned for a moment, thinking that such a beautiful thing could happen? Then he nodded and said, "If you two grandma have any orders, just tell me."
Uncle Jiang couldn't figure out why two such beautiful girls pretended to be men. They asked him to find two suitable clothes.
Once the clothes are put on, the hair is tied up, and the two mustaches are glued on, it looks like that.
Uncle Jiang pales in comparison, but his ugly face is nothing compared to the two girls pretending to be men.
Ningwu whispered in Ruyi's ear: "We just pretend to be men, why use this beast."
Ruyi said: "If a man is full of yang energy, I'm afraid those goblins will be able to tell the difference. It's better to bring a man with you than to fight alone."
After dressing up, they rested for a while. It was almost dark before they took Uncle Jiang to the wild areas.
If it had been in the past, Uncle Jiang would have thought it was a beautiful thing to go to the wild with the two beauties, but now he is still afraid in addition to being afraid.
Several times, he tried to slip away by applying oil on his soles when it was dark, but he was caught back before running a few meters away. Both women had Qinggong, so it was not that easy to escape.
Ningwu threatened him: "It only happens three times. You have already escaped twice. If there is a third time, don't blame my aunt for being cruel and ruthless and making you become that lonely ghost!"
Uncle Jiang kowtowed and cried: "I don't dare anymore, I will do whatever my aunt says!"
Ruyi said: "It's very simple. We are going to find a house later. Don't talk too much after you go in. Just be responsible for enjoying it. Eat when I give you food and drink when I give you wine. Don't accept it if a beautiful woman throws you into my arms.
Refuse. But one thing is, if someone asks you something, no matter what the question is, you are not allowed to say a word! Otherwise..."
Uncle Jiang hurriedly said: "I know, little one! You will definitely not let these two aunts down!"
The three of them walked for another hour, their feet were extremely sore, and then they saw a group of lights in front of them.
Ningwu and Ruyi looked at each other and pulled Uncle Jiang towards the fire.
It was almost the same house as last night. Ruyi pushed Uncle Jiang forward and said, "Knock on the door."
Uncle Jiang tremblingly knocked on the door knocker, and not long after, a woman came to open the door.
This time the person who opened the door looked somewhat similar to Ruyi.
It is indeed a monster!
Ningwu lowered her voice and pretended to be a man and said: "Girl, we were passing through here, but we got lost and wanted to spend the night in the house. I hope the girl and the head of the house will inform us."
The girl smiled happily, looking at the three of them and said: "You are a guest, please come in!"
Even the rhetoric was the same as last night.
The three of them walked through the courtyard with blooming peonies and came to a courtyard filled with singing and dancing, and full of women twisting their waists.
Uncle Jiang's eyes almost fell out of his head.
Ruyi asked: "Can you please bring out the master? We would like to thank him in person."
As soon as she finished speaking, the extremely old lady was helped out. She still said that today was her birthday and asked them to stay and celebrate her.
Ning Wu snorted in her heart, thinking that this old witch is really good enough. She celebrates her birthday every day, and she will definitely make today the old witch's last birthday!