"Monsters? You knew they were monsters, right? If you knew, why did you bring them to your doorstep?" Uncle Jiang cried and cursed himself a thousand times in his heart. If he hadn't been so greedy, he would have gone to the inn to beg for a drink.
Then there will be no trouble, and if there is no trouble, the two aunts will not be offended... Then they will not be caught by monsters... What a crime!
"Stop talking nonsense, we've already arrested you, and you're still thinking about what to do. Now you have to think about how to get out." Ningwu cursed.
Ruyi looked at Uncle Jiang and asked, "You know some boxing and kicking skills, right?"
"Yeah, I know some boxing skills. But, I'm still far behind the two aunts."
In fact, Ruyi was a little confused. During the fight that day, Ningwu struck out with a sword when he started, but Uncle Jiang swayed and dodged. That sharp retreat showed his skill. He should be a master, so why did he retreat in succession?
He would admit defeat if he didn't fight, and judging from his actions, he was definitely not pretending, he really couldn't beat him...
Ruyi asked him bluntly.
Uncle Jiang waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding!"
It turns out that there is a name for that move, called Lingbo Weibu, which he learned from when he met an expert to learn from it. Since he is a gangster, he has nothing serious to do on weekdays, so he brings a few gangsters around every day.
One day I saw a beggar outside the hut. He was dressed in rags, but he was carrying a huge gourd-shaped wine pot on his back.
It was freezing cold, but the beggar was bare-chested and his back was bare. His dirty and long hair covered his face, but his big feet impressed Mr. Jiang deeply. The size of those feet was twice that of ordinary people.
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I don’t know if the beggar was drunk or had eaten something unclean, but he was vomiting and defecating outside before he even entered the hut.
The smell was extremely strong, smelly and fishy. Uncle Jiang didn't want to be troublesome and passed by with his nose covered, but this beggar got all over his neck and vomited all over Uncle Jiang.
Ordinary people couldn't stand this kind of thing, let alone the gangster Uncle Jiang. He was so angry that he asked his minions to go up and teach the beggar a lesson.
Unexpectedly, the beggar seems to be very drunk, but his gait is extremely light, especially his Lingbo Weibu move that is superb.
In the end, not only did the minions not touch his body, they even stepped on the beggar's filth on their soles.
Uncle Jiang knew that he had met an expert, so he quickly sent his men away and asked the beggar to teach him two tricks.
The beggar looked crazy and stupid. He laughed twice and said nothing.
Uncle Jiang knelt down in front of him and said that as long as the beggar could teach him the Lingbo Weibu move, he would try his best to satisfy any request.
The beggar directly threw the big wine gourd to Uncle Jiang, saying that if Uncle Jiang could bring him wine that satisfied him, he would teach him this trick.
Uncle Jiang kept saying yes, and visited many wine shops, but none of the beggars he beat back were satisfied. Finally, he went to the inn and asked the shopkeeper to pour him a gourd of the best daughter's wine.
When I got the drink back, the beggar was lying on his own vomit, snoring and asleep. Uncle Jiang couldn't wake him up no matter how he screamed.
Uncle Jiang thought he was being teased and was not very happy. Just as he was about to leave with the gourd, he stepped on the beggar's vomit. He slipped and fell. The wine gourd rolled to the side and the lid fell off.
, the strong aroma of wine overflowed.
The beggar's eyes immediately shone, he rolled up, picked up the gourd, raised his head and drank, laughing and saying: "Good wine, good wine!"