The little beast understood it completely, and before Mr. Lazy Flower could do anything, it jumped on top of Mr. Lazy Flower and reluctantly got intimate with him.
The husband was overjoyed: "I never expected that I could be so lucky. Although I don't agree with the title of uncle just now, after all, I am a young and beautiful man, and I can't be related to him!"
But... I'm in a good mood, so I won't argue with General Qin for the time being!"
If he noticed that Mr. Lazy Flower seemed to know something, he asked: "Sir, do you know the origin of this beast?"
The gentleman nodded and said, "I have only seen its statue before, but never in live form! I can see it with my own eyes today, and my life has been well worth it."
Qin Xiaoruyi asked together: "What exactly is this beast?"
"If I'm not mistaken, the name of this beast is 'Negative Xi', and it is a legendary mythical beast. This thing likes to write poems. It is said that the poems that Negative Xi likes will be passed down orally and will be famous for generations. Therefore, future generations,
The image of the bear is often carved on both sides of the stone carvings of some poems, in order to pass down these poems. Although I rarely write poems, I am a literati after all, and I also yearn to worship the mythical beast like the bear. I originally
I plan to find someone to carve a negative image on the side of my tombstone after a hundred years, so that it can help me become a writer again in the next life." Mr. Lazy Flower touched the negative image excitedly.
Negative was not very happy at first, but later I don’t know whether it was because it gradually became familiar with Mr. Lazy Flower, or because Mr. Lazy Flower’s hand strength was just right. In short, it held its head high and twisted its body, looking like it was enjoying itself.
Qin Xiao picked up the lantern from the ground and looked around. It didn't matter. He exclaimed: "Look! There are a lot of... agate green..."
Ruyi and Mr. Ruyi also looked around, and sure enough they saw five or six pieces of agate green in the cave. They were of different sizes, some were as big as a fist, and some were only as big as a fingertip. They were beautiful in color and had a strange fragrance.
Ruyi walked over, took one of the pieces, and threw it on the ground - the broken agate also had bright red hair inside.
The three of them were still wondering what was going on, and then they saw the bear swam along Mr. Lazy Flower's thigh to the ground, climbed to the corner, and raised its tail shamelessly, using all its strength.
Mr. Lazy Flower was still surprised: "Hey, what are you doing?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw something falling under his tail - the color was green and translucent, exactly the same as the priceless agate agate. The only difference was that this time it was hot and fresh...
After finishing the work, he continued to have fun with Yaizhen like a normal person, leaving behind three stiff and petrified people who didn't know what to do.
turn out to be……
This agate green, which is sought after by mortals and used to make jewelry, is actually the feces of mythical beasts... This is really dumbfounding.
No wonder that throughout the ages, green agate has appeared here and there. Its appearance has no rules and can only rely on luck. This agate green is not jade at all! Its appearance is all due to the mood of negative people, and people love negative things.
Wherever you are, there you are...
Ruyi clapped his hands and said: "No wonder the pen made of agate green has the magical effect of writing reality. That is the power of negative gnat. Mr. Lazy Flower also said that negative gnat is good at writing, so even its excrement will be related to the peerless world.
Good articles echo each other from afar. This makes Mr. Lazy Flower’s carefully written article become a reality..."