690. Chapter 690 Occupying the latrine and not shitting
The scenery here is beautiful, but there is no one in such a beautiful place. She can't handle him, so she won't call her Di Yunyue, but change her name to Chi Yunyue!
Seeing Yun Yue's almost red-eyed determination to win, Chi Yan also knew that because of his countless rejections in the past three years, Yun Yue's attitude towards this matter had already changed from shy to shy, from passive acceptance to
Active attack.
Today, I'm afraid I'm really going to get serious with him.
"Yue'er, look what's on the sea over there?"
At this time, a group of beautiful white dolphins swam toward them in groups. The dolphins jumped up from the sea and then rushed down from the air like arrows.
There are at least one or two hundred dolphins in this group, and they are all pure white. It is the largest group of dolphins that Chi Yan has ever seen.
It happened that Yunyue liked these animals, so Chiyan immediately pointed at the sea and excitedly asked Yunyue to turn around and look.
"Snapped--"
The next moment, Chi Yan's excitement was washed away heavily by Yun Yue's cold water.
Thanks to him being so excited, his Yue'er ignored him at all and was not attracted by his excitement at all. Not only that, she also stretched out his hand mercilessly, pointing at the dolphin, and slapped her hand hard.
He slapped it with his palm and said viciously:
"Don't talk to me about him! Your bad tactics are no longer working! You want to change the subject every time, where do you find so many topics? Let me tell you, between us, the only topics left are men and women, other topics
, I’m not interested in any of them!”
Chi Yan coughed twice in embarrassment and defended himself aggrievedly: "Yue'er, you misunderstood me. I didn't want to change the subject. If you don't believe it, turn around and take a look. There are nearly two hundred pure white dolphins heading towards
Let’s swim over here.”
Pure white dolphins? Two hundred of them? She liked dolphins so much...
Yun Yue's heart moved slightly. When she saw Chi Yan's expectant eyes, the anger that she wanted to swallow him up rose again.
"So what about two hundred dolphins? Aren't two thousand dolphins also in this ocean? This ocean is on your territory. I want to see them someday. I can lure them out in a way and I can see them at any time.
You'd better be more conscious! As someone's husband, you never do anything conjugal with someone else. You're a typical example of someone who just takes up the manhole and doesn't shit, you know?"
Yunyue's preaching made Chi Yan sweat profusely.
In other words, his Yue'er is good at everything, but using words without thinking often makes him feel dumbfounded.
What does it mean to occupy the latrine and not take a shit?
According to her, she is the cesspool, and he is the one ready to poop?
To compare such a beautiful thing to this is all nonsense!
Chi Yan stroked his eyebrows and suddenly felt a headache.
Yunyue was sitting on his waist at first, but now, in order to seduce him, she had already sat on the most sensitive part of his lower body.
His soldiers were completely different from his strong sense. When they saw Yun Yue, they straightened their legs and prepared to salute.
Then his Yue'er started rubbing her vagina with her penis that made her want to pinch it at first glance.
Chi Yan yelled crazily in his heart: What on earth did he do wrong? How excessive was he? He actually turned a chaste and fierce woman into this...
He thought and lamented in his heart, but since his parents had already agreed to this matter, he couldn't do it no matter what.