Give birth? Give birth to you, you big-headed devil!
"If the baby comes out, just tell me and I will take him out!"
Yunyue rolled her eyes again.
Do you think giving birth is just shit? Just give birth!
She had better not place any hope on this person. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. She already felt as if she was facing an abyss.
People say that you need to concentrate on giving birth, but she gave birth alone in the forest without any helpers, and there was even a person standing next to her to help her domineeringly.
Not to mention anything else, she almost went crazy just by rolling her eyes!
Every time she took a breath and tried to exert force, he was so depressed that she wanted to hit the wall, which made her feel weak.
Seeing Yun Yue breathing deeply and vigorously, Zhan Xintang felt as if he had seen a glimmer of hope.
"How's it going? How old is it? Are the hands and feet coming out? If so, I'll help you pull him out through the hem of your skirt."
"puff--"
Yun Yue finally managed to catch her breath again, but Zhan Xintang's words made her angry.
Being uneducated is terrible!
Yunyue recited silently in her heart: The bad spirit that doesn’t work is good, the bad spirit that doesn’t work is good!
Damn! I know he is uneducated, so I don’t want to argue with him. If her baby really comes out hands and feet first, then she is dead. It is definitely an abnormal fetal position and difficult labor!!!
Baby, baby! You must come out with your head first! Otherwise, mother and you will be dead! Baby, you are the best, don’t listen to the uneducated Uncle Zhan’s nonsense, don’t put your paws out first, mother
please!
Yunyue prayed silently in her heart, and the baby heard it. While pushing out, she kicked her mother's belly with her feet.
It means: The baby is literate, and the baby understands this issue!
But at this moment, Yunyue was sweating profusely from the pain, and she didn't notice the reassurance the baby gave her at all. She was extremely nervous.
The spiritual spring water in Yunyue's space began to fluctuate violently due to production.
Di, who was recovering from his injuries deep in the spring, slowly opened his eyes. A pair of charming and charming eyes shone with surprise, followed by a deep frown on his brows.
Outside the space, Yun Yue took a deep breath and said to Zhan Xintang: "You... help me get two handfuls of grass."
"Green grass?" Zhan Xintang repeated doubtfully, and then nodded immediately without thinking: "Okay. What else do you want?"
He couldn't help Yunyue deliver the baby. Now he could only comply with Yunyue's request.
"no, do not want."
"good."
As soon as he finished answering, Zhan Xintang held a large handful of green grass in his hand, although he didn't know what Yunyue wanted the green grass for. In his memory, giving birth to a child shouldn't require green grass...
"Help me shape them into two small balls." Yun Yue continued to take a deep breath while talking.
"is this okay?"
"It's big."
"how about this?"
"It's still big."
"how about this?"
"Just one-tenth the size will do."
"Is this okay?"
"okay!"
"It's so small, what do you use it for?" Zhan Xintang asked puzzledly, looking at the two grass balls the size of fingernails in his hands.
"Give it to me!" Yun Yue reached out to take the green grass and stuffed one into her ear.
"Stop talking to me. If you have trouble, I will call you."
Seeing Yun Yue's actions, Zhan Xintang's face instantly turned dark and numb.