Stick? Since when did I have a stick that I carry with me?
Wait, last night? I understand. It turned out to be the Ruyi Golden Cudgel that I brought with me. I don’t know when it was discovered by this girl. When, I guess it was when I squeezed her against the tree. At that time
I am very aroused.
"Madam, are you sure you want me to take out my stick? That is my Ruyi Golden Cudgel. It cannot be easily taken out for others to see. Besides, if it is used, this battlefield is not right. Use my Golden Cudgel here to fight.
It’s not right to break flowers and plants.”
"Stop yelling, who is your wife! Then tell me a place, and I will go there with you. I will see how powerful your stick is!" The girl was full of fighting spirit and wanted Niu Bo to take her to a suitable place.
There, I had a good fight with Niu Bo. Last night, Niu Bo played a rogue role. Although I hit Niu Bo so many times, the teacher felt unhappy in his heart.
"Hey, hey, it's really inappropriate. If you want to fight, you have to go inside. I'm embarrassed to say it. We're meeting for the second time." Niu Bo didn't know whether the girl's aunt was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. He said this.
She couldn't hear it yet. Also, if she could, she would have discovered what was poking her belly last night.
"Inside the house? Isn't the place in the house smaller? Stop playing tricks and quickly fight with me." The girl danced her nunchucks and did a trick. She wanted to put the sticks under the creaking nest like Bruce Lee. Fortunately, there was no girl.
Oh, that sound.
Niu Bo didn't want to fight. He couldn't beat anyone with his bare hands, let alone a weapon in his hand. Niu Bo didn't know how to fight with weapons at all. Until now, he only relied on reaction and strength to deal with Ma Yi, Hou Tian and the others.
It's all like this. It just loses its effect on girls. If you don't cheat, you won't be able to get along with others.
"Wait a minute, I'm looking for a weapon." Niu Bo thought of a weapon that might be able to deal with the nunchucks, that is, a belt. In the movie Once Upon a Time played by ***, a belt made people dazzled and invincible;
In the movie Fist of Fury, a belt is used to deal with the opponent's long knife. In the end, when the opponent is killed, you can also use the belt yourself.
Niu Bo took out the belt from his waist and fastened the front button to prevent his pants from falling down. Then he folded the belts together with both hands and pulled them with his hands to make a snapping sound. It was very powerful. Niu Bo squatted down.
Do a horse riding crotch pose, shout loudly, let’s start!
The girl danced her nunchucks and rushed up, but she heard Niu Bo shout again, "Stop!"
Then he jumped back with his pants in one hand, and lowered his head to look for it on the ground, "Where are the buttons on my pants? Where are the buttons on my pants? You have good eyes, help me find it. Don't look at it, come here and help me." Girl.
He was stunned, what kind of trick was this, and was he so powerful? In just this moment, he scared his pants off.
Niu Bo was very sad. Just now, in order to boost his momentum, he yelled and his stomach thrust out. As a result, the button was naturally not as strong as the belt, so it flew off and his pants fell down. It seems that he should be careful when wearing pants in the future, or wear those
Wear elastic sports pants, or the waistband must be tightened.
"Are you going to fight or not?" the girl said angrily. She didn't know what tricks Niu Bo was playing. Last night, she had the upper hand and was finally approached by Niu Bo. Then she couldn't bear to look back, which made her think more and more when she went back.
The angrier she became, because at that time she was being kissed and touched stupidly by him, as if she had been drugged.
"Madam, do you think I can still hit you now? My pants have fallen off." Niu Bo was helpless and said that he was very miserable. But the girl didn't care about him at all. She bit her silver teeth and pounced on Niu Bo again. Niu Bo
I had no choice but to hold up my trousers with one hand and wave the belt in my hand with the other, while running and shouting, "Don't hit me, madam, I'll take it!"
The more he yelled, the angrier the girl became. The nunchaku in his hand hit Niu Bo's arms and back with a whirring sound. Niu Bo was really anxious. This is a stick, and it hurts when he hits it.
, you are really willing to give it up! Waving the belt in your hand randomly, you went towards the direction of the nunchaku, hoping to block the girl's fierce attack.
Wow, Niu Bo was just unlucky. His long trouser belt happened to be entangled with the girl's nunchucks. Niu Bo pulled hard, and the girl's nunchucks fell out of his hands. He also leaned forward. How could Niu Bo let go?
Taking this opportunity, he jumped on his feet and came right in front of the girl. He grabbed the girl again and held her in his arms. Niu Bo's chest was pressed against the girl's back.
"Okay, madam, stop fighting. I really can't beat you. The moonlight is so beautiful and the scenery is so beautiful. It's great to chat. A beautiful woman like you can't fight or kill you.
At that time, no one dared to marry you. So I had to come. Ouch!" Niu Bo babbled here, and the girl in his arms stepped on Niu Bo's foot, which made Niu Bo sweat in pain.
"If you call me a girl again, I will trample you to death. Let me go. We will fight again. You can use your stick." The girl began to struggle in Niu Bo's arms, trying to escape from Niu Bo's arms.
, but Niu Bo is so strong that he won’t let go no matter what.
"Madam, oh, little lady, listen to me. Ever since I saw you last night, I have been thinking about you for the past twenty-one hours and thirty-six minutes. It was you who dreamed about me last night. Do you think I am in love with you?"
You. You don’t know how much I miss you.”
The girl chuckled and said, "Don't lie. You tell me you fall in love with me just once you meet me. Who would believe it?" After saying this, she struggled less hard, as if she wanted to change into a comfortable position and stay in Niubo.
In arms.
"Really, you don't know how I got here this day. When I was eating, I was thinking about you, so I bit my tongue and spilled the porridge on my gown. When I was walking, I was thinking about you, and ended up bumping into a tree. I heard
There was a sound of a girl talking and I suspected it was you, so I went over to take a look, but when I heard the sound of someone walking I thought it was you, so I went over to take a look."
The girl was a little silent, "You know how to lie, I don't believe you." Her voice was much lower. She twisted in Niu Bo's arms because she felt a little uncomfortable, and there seemed to be something behind her.
Between the butt cheeks pressing against her, it seemed like she had known each other before.
"Really, if you touch it, I really have a bump on my head. I hit it today." Niu Bo vowed.
"I don't believe anything you say. I don't care if you have a bag or not. I know that the stick you are carrying is pressing against me. Take it away quickly." The girl said, reaching behind and pressing the stick against her butt.
She pulled the stick away. It turned out that the stick was actually a spring stick, so she pulled it away and snapped it back, hitting her hand with warmth.
What something is so wonderful? The girl reached over again and grabbed it, "Humph, you said you were carrying a stick and you still don't admit it. You must be planning to use this to sneak attack me." Looking back, she found Niu Bo with a grimace on his face, wanting to
I don't dare to bend down.
"Madam, let go quickly. This stick is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel I mentioned. You don't even know what this is." Niu Bo had no choice but to say it. The key was being held by such a strong martial arts heroine.
I don’t know what it is yet, but if it is really confiscated as my own weapon, where can I go to complain?