"Shit! What do you think you can do with a few hundred yuan? Can you buy gold and silver jewelry for my woman? Can you buy a luxury villa for my woman? Or can you find a house for my woman?
Book a hotel room."
The more Xiao Tian spoke, the more outrageous he became. Lu Yunyun could not understand Xiao Tian more and more. You said he was a bad person. Although he was a bit wretched in the car, he looked cute. You said he was a good person.
Why do you always bully these bad guys now? They are just like the bad guys before.
The key is, the key is that this girl always eats her own tofu intentionally or unintentionally.
"Well, my friend, you can't buy gold, silver jewelry, luxury villas, but you can still get a house here."
At this time, Xiao Tian looked around. Although the bad guys were almost gone, there were still seven or eight people. Xiao Tian said: "Aren't there still some of your brothers here? Let's get together.
That’s it, don’t say too much, just get three to five thousand, which is enough for me to have fun with this woman tonight.”
Lu Yunyun glared at Xiao Tian fiercely. Xiao Tian shamelessly thought this was his little lover's flirtation, and then said shamelessly: "I only counted three times. If you don't see three or five thousand immediately, then you guys
Just wait to lie down for the rest of your life, why am I so anxious to spend a happy time with a woman?"
In fact, Xiao Tian was indeed in a hurry, but after thinking about blackmailing these bastards, he gradually felt more relieved. After all, as long as he has money, he can't go anywhere.
Xiao Tian was also a little depressed at this time. When he went out, he didn't ask Uncle Liu, who knew how to read Feng Shui, to check it for him. He thought he had a card on him, so he just took it to collect money. Who knew that he didn't know he had forgotten the card until he got in the car?
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A minute later, Xiao Tian didn't even see these bad guys move, and he suddenly felt angry and evil.
"Crack!"
"ah."
Uncle Forty cooperated very well. After Xiao Tian twisted his other arm, he let out a shrill cry again.
"Yeah, that bastard, you guys won't shed tears until you see the coffin."
"Friend, haven't you called me three times yet?"
"It's been a minute since I wiped your mother's pussy. It only took me so long to call you three times."
The forty-year-old uncle was sweating profusely and it hurt. Even so, he grinned and said, "Brothers, please help me. I can't move my hands."
Seven or eight bad guys were also frightened by Xiao Tian's bloody methods, and they quickly stepped forward and said: "Okay, let's join in now."
Ten minutes later, Xiao Tian and Lu Yunyun successfully arrived at the bus station in Nankai County, which is also the departure station of the No. 6 bus.
After Lu Yunyun got out of the taxi, Xiao Tian casually took out a hundred-dollar bill from his pocket and said, "Here you go, the rest will be considered as a tip."
Xiao Tian just extorted more than three thousand yuan from those bad guys. Although it was not much, it was enough. He was in a good mood, so he gave the taxi driver a hundred-dollar bill.
"Thank you, thank you!"
It’s not like taxi drivers have never had this kind of enjoyment and met such rich people, but it’s only the treatment that only those who get married during the Spring Festival or get married. Even during the Spring Festival, a tip of 70 to 80 yuan is not a lot.
, so he said thank you to Xiao Tian with an excited look.
"You're welcome. Why don't you wait a moment and I'll go in and take a look. If there's a bus inside, I'll take the bus. If not, why should I take your car to Nankai University?"
"Ah, Nankai University, no, we don't go to that place. We don't rent to Nankai University in the entire county. I'm sorry."
"Ah...friend, don't leave, there's something wrong with the money you gave me."
As soon as Xiao Tian got out of the car, he saw the taxi driver opening the door and hurriedly ran to Xiao Tian and said. Lu Yunyun heard what her brother said and quickly turned around and looked over.
“What problems will there still be with the RMB?”
"Friend, you are **, and it is a very fake **. It is not valuable at all in the market. It is used by those gangsters to deceive passers-by."
"How could it be **? It's okay. I'll give you another one. I have many more here. You can see which one is real and just take one."
Xiao Tian took out all thirty hundred-dollar bills with a nonchalant look, but he felt worried in his heart. These money were all obtained from those bad guys. If they were true or false, every one of them was probably fake.
of.
"Friend, it still doesn't work. The more than 30 tickets you have, all are fake, and they are the most fake ones. They can't be spent at all. I don't want any tips. The fare is twenty-two yuan.
, just give me twenty yuan."
At this time, Xiao Tian felt angry in his heart. This guy and that guy are simply bastards. Aren't they from his own family when someone who extorts money meets someone who collects drugs?
Lu Yunyun quickly took out a hundred-dollar bill from her wallet and handed it to this brother, who gave Lu Yunyun eighty yuan.
"Sister Lu, I'm so sorry, I didn't expect..."
"What's there to be embarrassed about? You're already pretty good, but you're a little bloody. Without you, I really wouldn't be able to leave tonight, sister."
"Ah, Sister Lu also thinks I'm pretty good. All the wives and ladies in our village think I'm pretty good too."
"Pfft!" Lu Yunyun didn't expect that Xiao Tian would say such a thing. When he was dealing with those bad guys before, his eyes were so bright that he looked like Zhan Zhao in Bao Qingtian. He looked a bit charming.
I was a little excited, and even wanted to sleep with this little boy, but now I'm acting cute again.
You say it's fashionable for women to act cute. As a man, how can you be so cute?
"Sister Lu, what should we do?"
Lu Yunyun said: "Let's see if there are any buses left first. By the way, what's your name?"
"My name is Xiao Tian."
"Xiao Tian?" Lu Yunyun couldn't help but laugh: "You are already young, how can you still use Tian? Then I will call you Xiao Tian from now on, ha..."
".."
Our Dr. Xiao Tian was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but ask: "What do you mean? The surname was passed down from my ancestors, and the name was given by my grandfather with help. There is really nothing I can do with this name."
The one who calls the shots.”
"Hahaha..." Lu Yunyun smiled again.
Then she hurriedly covered her mouth with her hands, seemingly because she felt her teeth were showing when she smiled. After a while, she gradually stopped laughing and said: "It's nothing, just forget it if you don't understand, oh, that's right."
, are you...from Yangzhuang Town?"
"No, from Fengling Town."
"Is that from the town?"
"no."
"Then which village are you from?"
"Huaxi Village."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Tian suddenly thought of asking Sister Lu for her address, and quickly said: "Uh, by the way, Sister Lu is from Yangzhuang Town, right?"
"That's right!"
"By the way, Sister Lu, what's your name?"
"My name is Lu Yunyun."
"Lu Yunyun, that sounds great. You are like the white clouds in the sky, giving people a wonderful feeling. Although I am Xiaotian, you still want to be as high-spirited as you can in my arms."
"Ah, what kind of theory are you talking about?"
"Don't the white clouds have their beauty because of the sky?"
Xiao Tian spoke again: "Sister Yunyun, what are you doing at Nanshan University?"
"I work in the county town, but I have always lived near Nankai University, where the rent is cheaper."
"You work at Nanshan University?" Xiao Tian couldn't help but look envious, and also a little surprised. Could it be that she was a female teacher at Nankai University? No wonder there was something seductive about the uniform.
"I'm not one of those female teachers." Lu Yunyun seemed to know what Xiao Tian was thinking, and then she answered.
Lu Yunyun also asked Xiao Tiandao: "By the way, you study at Nankai University, right?"
"No, I'm here to see my classmates from my hometown. I'm also at work."
"Then where do you work? Aren't you a student at Nankai University?"
"Huaxi Village, I work in Huaxi Village. I came to Nankai University to find a student." Xiao Tian said honestly and courteously.
"Huaxi Village? You don't farm in the village, do you? There doesn't seem to be any jobs in the village except for the village chief, right?"
When I saw that there was no one around inside the bus station, there was only one cleaner busy. Seeing this scene, I knew there were no buses anymore just by thinking about it with my nose.
"Hmph! It's all the fault of those hateful bastards at the bus station! Otherwise, we would have been on the bus to Nanshan University by now."
After Lu Yunyun finished speaking, she said helplessly: "Okay, let's go."
"Where are we going? Don't we have much money to rent a house?" Xiao Tian looked confused.
Our Dr. Xiao Tian is acting cute again.
When Xiao Tian said the words about booking a room, his eyes suddenly widened and his heart thumped. What should I do now? After dinner, do I really want to book a room?
"This place is far away from Nankai University. We can only get some food first, and then find an ordinary hotel to stay in." Lu Yunyun said.
"Why are you looking for an ordinary hotel? Can't you find a better one? I heard that those ordinary hotels are very bad. The key is that they are not safe enough. I don't care. It's just that if a beauty like you, Sister Yunyun,
It's so bad that it's three long and two short."
"I also want to stay in a better hotel, but we have to have so much money."
Xiao Tian thought the same thing. Although he had a lot of money, it was all fake.
Xiao Tian suddenly said again: "Sister Yunyun, why don't we walk to Nanshan University? I heard one of my aunts say that Nanshan University is the first stop after taking the No. 6 bus from the platform, so it shouldn't be too far, right?
"At this time, Xiao Tian repeated Aunt Ganoderma's words.
"Ah...the first stop, oh...that's a wrong word. It's not worth the loss. Nanshan University is the last stop of the No. 6 bus in Nanshan County. It's about thirty miles away from here. It's not the first stop.
It is simply in the wilderness. In fact, as a school, it cannot be in such a prosperous place, otherwise the students will not have to go to school." Lu Yunyun reminded Xiao Tiandao.