Xiao Tian said hey: "Sister Yunyun, actually I know, do you want to hear it, and I have a way to make you keep this body fragrance forever, just like the fragrant concubine in My Fair Princess."
Lu Yunyun suddenly heard what Xiao Tian said, and her eyes immediately looked at Xiao Tian, thinking, why do you need to ask about this kind of thing? What woman doesn't know this? In fact, she has also heard old people say that there are some things that happen to women.
It has a fragrance that will slowly disappear with age, especially after marriage or divorce.
But how could she, a girl, have the nerve to ask him to help with this kind of thing? Besides, she didn't believe he could really help.
When Xiao Tian saw that Lu Yunyun was silent, he added fuel to the fire again: "Sister Yun, do you not believe me? In fact, I am a village doctor. Although I am just a village doctor, I can tell you that our ancestors are
The doctor is definitely a miracle doctor, so my medical skills are still very good now."
"Really? Since you are a doctor, especially a very good doctor, you should be a good person. After all, being a doctor is a good profession and deserves everyone's respect."
Xiao Tian nodded and said: "Well, okay, since Sister Yun said so, I will tell you the story of this woman's body fragrance."
"You like to talk but you don't talk." That's how women are. It's common for women to have different opinions. She doesn't believe that Xiao Tianzhen doesn't talk because of what she said.
Of course Xiao Tian also understood this truth and cursed in his heart: "What a bitch who wants to build a memorial arch."
Scolding in his heart, Xiao Tian still had to speak properly. After all, he had to cultivate Lu Yunyun's good impression of him, so that the following plan could progress smoothly.
"Sister Yun, what about this body fragrance? There are two types. One is innate, and most of them are related to the stars in the sky. They are all fairies from the sky who have descended to earth. Xiang Fei is one of them."
Of course Lu Yunyun knew that she was not the first type, so she quickly asked: "What about the second type?"
After asking, when I saw the sly smile on Xiao Tian's face, I secretly hated myself, and my face suddenly turned red, which was really pretty.
Xiao Tian was very satisfied with Lu Yunyun's reaction. This kind of reaction was the most exciting. This was what Xiao Tian wanted.
"The other is the acquired fragrance. That is due to women's bodies. In ancient times, wasn't there a saying about women's famous utensils? Any woman who has a famous utensil will have body fragrance, but acquired body fragrance
It is produced as you have your own menstruation, getting stronger and stronger, and getting thicker and thicker, until after you get pregnant, it will become lighter and lighter, and finally disappear."
In fact, Xiao Tian was not lying. In terms of medical skills, among the miraculous doctors, this statement did exist. It coincided with what Lu Yunyun knew, and Lu Yunyun immediately believed Xiao Tian's statement.
Xiao Tian continued: "And once a girl loses her virginity, in addition to the body odor slowly disappearing, it will also become more and more stinky, either from body odor or from the odor slowly escaping from the lower body. It is precisely because
This is why so many men engage in extramarital affairs."
When Lu Yunyun heard what Xiao Tian said was getting worse and worse, she frowned and became worried. If she did the same thing in the future, she would definitely not be able to keep her man. What should she do?
"Ah, you are taking it out of context. There are so many married people, how many are having extramarital affairs, and how many are divorced? Besides, I haven't heard that women are getting smellier down there?"
Xiao Tian disapproved and said: "Sister Yun, you don't know this, do you? This is the hypocrisy of human nature. Who would show off this important matter of human relations between husband and wife? How can those people who engage in extramarital affairs be us?
It’s possible to know.”
"Sister Yun, in fact, this problem has been recorded in medicine for a long time, and the ancients also figured out a way to retain this kind of body fragrance, so that this kind of body fragrance can stay even after a woman loses her virginity.
Just like Xiang Fei."
"Ah, is there really such a way?"
Xiao Tian frowned and said: "Yes, I have it, but it's just not convenient. I remember when I kept this kind of body fragrance for a girl two years ago, I took risks and almost had her husband throw it out.
Beat him to death with sticks."
Although Lu Yunyun said she didn't care much, she really wanted to know in her heart. Now she suddenly heard that Xiao Tian had a way to retain her body fragrance. How could she not be shocked?
"You really can do that?"
"It's okay, but it's a bit troublesome. Most people don't do it much now." Xiao Tian said pretending.
Thinking of what Xiao Tian said just now, he was almost beaten to death with a stick, and he quickly said: "By the way, why were you almost beaten to death by my husband?"
Xiao Tian pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that the method of retaining body fragrance is a bit too ambiguous. It's like doing that thing. When the woman's husband saw it, he was naturally not happy, so I started from
After that time, I haven’t used it again. I’ll save it for my wife to use in the future. Anyway, other people’s women are either fragrant or smelly, so they don’t have much to do with me.”
Hearing what Xiao Tian said, Lu Yunyun didn't know what to say in her heart. It was too ambiguous not to mention that matter. She was very concerned about the ordinary hand-holding between men and women. Unless she married this guy, she would be afraid that she would
There is no way for him to help him retain his body fragrance.
Lu Yunyun was silent and then said: "It's getting late. Do you think it's time to go to bed?"
"Oh, it's getting late, but it's nice to chat with Sister Yun, especially smelling the body fragrance of Sister Yun, so I'll go to bed first."
Looking at Xiao Tian lying on the bed, especially the tent set up below, even though it was covered by a quilt, she could still vaguely see a slight bulge, which made her a little embarrassed, as if she didn't dare to close her eyes.
Looking at the quilt wrapped around Xiao Tian, Lu Yunyun frowned slightly, bit her lip, and then reached out to pull the quilt against her numb scalp.
Just when she stretched out her hand to pull the quilt, she saw more thoroughly the big tent set up under Xiao Tian. Lu Yunyun felt her whole body heat up, her forehead felt dizzy, and her cheeks turned red again.
You say you have no control over heaven and earth, but you can’t control shit or farting. No matter how resentful and disdainful you are, you can’t tell Xiao Tian, don’t react. If he really doesn’t react, then that’s not the case.
Do you say you are not attractive?
How could she be unattractive? Of course Lu Yunyun would not admit such a wrong judgment.
Although the candles in the room were still lit, the room was extremely quiet, so quiet that each other could hear each other's breathing. At the same time, each other could also feel that the other was not asleep yet, but was just pretending to be asleep.
Although Lu Yunyun was afraid of something that shouldn't happen, there were secret ripples in her heart. One was a passionate man, and the other was a young girl in bloom. This lonely man and widowed woman,
It seems like it’s really hard to fall asleep unless something happens at night?
"Why don't you put out the candle?" Xiao Tian said suddenly.
Lu Yunyun immediately said nervously: "Light up and go to sleep!"
Lu Yunyun was worried that if the lights were turned off, what would happen if Xiao Tian was not honest, that is, if he didn't force himself directly and fished in troubled waters, she didn't want to face it, so she insisted that she didn't want to put out the candles.
"But if I don't extinguish the candle, I can't sleep. Besides, this candle won't last long. When the candle goes out on its own, if something happens to me before I fall asleep, you can't even light the candle, right?
What?"
Lu Yunyun thought that what Xiao Tian said made sense, and said quickly: "But I'm afraid, what if the candles are extinguished, what if there are mice or something? What if something happens to some people?"
Xiao Tian said at this time: "No, as long as I am by your side, if there is a mouse, I will protect you?"
Tsk, it’s true. What I’m afraid of is you, a big rat. I rely on you to protect myself. Why not trust the old sow to climb the tree? Lu Yunyun thought so in her heart, but couldn’t find any other excuse, so she said: "
Then you wait while I blow out the candles."
"Hehe! Go, Sister Yun, I will definitely wait for you." Xiao Tian thought to himself, I wouldn't be able to sleep without you, Sister Yun, to hold me.
"puff!"
The whole room went dark in an instant. After she lay down again, she did not forget to remind Xiao Tian that she was back and said: "Okay, can you sleep peacefully this time?"
"Yeah." Xiao Tian responded.
"Then, you are not allowed to mess around at night, otherwise your status in my mind will be greatly reduced."
Xiao Tian almost said after Lu Yunyun finished speaking: "If I don't act randomly, will you call me a beast?"
"Of course not. A good comrade is one who doesn't mess around. If you mess around, will you be called a beast?"
"Which son of a bitch said this? I'm afraid that if I don't mess around, you will call me worse than a beast the next day? Besides, I'm also afraid that you will gradually warm up to me, a beauty like Sister Yun
, in case your feelings for me heat up, I have to find a way to retain your body fragrance before I break your body. It's very tiring, so I'd better let your feelings for me drop significantly."
Xiao Tian's meaning couldn't be more obvious. If he doesn't mess around, doesn't that mean he will mess around? Xiao Tian turned around and pinned Lu Yunyun next to him.
"Ah...wuwuwu..."
Xiao Tian didn't wait for Lu Yunyun's scream to be heard, but he had already blocked her lips, sucked her in deeply, and slowly felt it. When Xiao Tian finally let go, he said: "Sister Yun, you are so beautiful.
Please forgive me, I can't bear it anymore."
The person who was kissed by Xiao Tian just now was already emotional, and Lu Yunyun gradually stopped struggling. However, in the dark, she couldn't see anything clearly, so all these things that should happen between men and women happened naturally.