The monkey is the overlord here, and many animals have to obey the monkey's orders. Yesterday, when Ma Xiaoyao was bombarding a stone, he accidentally injured a hedgehog. The hedgehog ran to the monkey to complain. The monkey became angry when he heard this, and his men
Of course, the monkey couldn't sit idly by if he was beaten, so the monkey ran out to seek misfortune on Ma Xiaoyao.
Animals can communicate with each other, and this has been confirmed by scientists.
The monkey attacked Ma Xiaoyao like crazy, causing Ma Xiaoyao to panic.
Where did the monkey come from? Why is it so powerful? Ma Xiaoyao secretly grinned. If this continues, he will lose sooner or later. No, he has to find a way to get rid of this monkey... Ma Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and had an idea.
"Look at the punch!"
Ma Xiaoyao quickly punched a few times to force the monkey away, then turned around and ran away.
"Zhizhizhi..."
The monkey chased after him relentlessly.
After running a hundred meters, there was a sound of running water in front of him. Ma Xiaoyao walked around some big trees and saw a stream in front of him. The water was very clear and about three meters wide. Ma Xiaoyao jumped up high.
, and then jumped into the creek.
"Plop!"
Ma Xiaoyao hit the water hard and splashed countless waves.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The monkey stood on the edge of the stream and roared loudly at Ma Xiaoyao. The monkey was afraid of water, so he didn't dare to go down and chase Ma Xiaoyao. He could only stand on the edge and grinned.
Seeing that the monkey did not dare to come down, Ma Xiaoyao suddenly became energetic. He stood in the water and waved his arms towards the monkey: "Come on, damn monkey, aren't you very capable? Come down and chase me? Come down?"
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The monkey was jumping around in anger, but it didn't dare to go into the water.
"Dead monkey, stinky monkey, bastard monkey, if you have the guts, come down! I will never run away, let the two of us compete in the water to see who is stronger!" Ma Xiaoyao said arrogantly, the creek was not
It was very deep, and the stream water only reached Ma Xiaoyao's chest. He couldn't drown if he was drowned, but it was cold. Don't forget, it was winter at this time, and the temperature was below zero. Ma Xiaoyao stood in the cold stream, freezing all over.
Trembling, actually Ma Xiaoyao didn’t want to do this, but the monkey was too powerful, and in the end Ma Xiaoyao had no choice but to jump into the creek to dodge.
It stands to reason that when the temperature is below zero, the stream should freeze, but there are always exceptions... There is a waterfall upstream of the stream, and the flow of water is quite large. Under the erosion of the waterfall, the stream water cannot freeze at all.
Ma Xiaoyao was shivering while scolding the monkey. He felt like he was about to freeze into a popsicle.
After the monkey called a few times, he closed his mouth, squatted on the ground, and looked at Ma Xiaoyao at leisure, with a trace of amusement in his eyes.
Well?
What does this mean?
Why don't you call?
Why don't you jump anymore?
Ma Xiaoyao's eyebrows twitched violently: "Damn! What an insidious monkey!" Ma Xiaoyao immediately figured out what was going on! The monkey knew that it was winter, knew that the temperature was very low, and even knew that Ma Xiaoyao was hiding in the water.
It would be very cold, so the monkey squatted on the ground and waited. When Ma Xiaoyao couldn't bear the cold and climbed up, the monkey would come forward to cause trouble.
Is this a fucking monkey? It’s simply more sinister than a human being!
Ma Xiaoyao's face trembled uncontrollably, this was because he was angry!
Who am I provoking? Why is it so difficult for me to practice Qigong safely?
Grass!
Even a monkey can bully me like this, this life is really unbearable!
what to do?
Will it just go on like this?
The key is that I can’t use it up anymore!
His body was already numb from the cold, and he was about to lose consciousness. If he continued to wear it out, Ma Xiaoyao would freeze to death!
Until this moment, Ma Xiaoyao was still puzzled. He didn't know why the monkey was trying to get in trouble with him. He really didn't know where he had offended the monkey!
Ma Xiaoyao's teeth were chattering, and he felt a little regret in his heart. He regretted not training the ability to withstand the cold earlier. If he had trained the ability to withstand the cold earlier, he wouldn't be so passive now! What should we do?
Oops, forget it, let’s climb up first. Ma Xiaoyao really can’t hold it any longer! This is Ma Xiaoyao. He can stand in the icy stream for more than ten minutes. If it were an ordinary person, he would have been frozen to death.
, the devil trained for half a year, making Ma Xiaoyao's body extremely strong, so he could stand in the cold stream for more than ten minutes.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
Ma Xiaoyao walked toward the shore with numb legs, but Ma Xiaoyao kept an eye on it. Instead of walking toward the shore where the monkey was, he turned around and walked toward the opposite shore.
Seeing Ma Xiaoyao about to go ashore, the monkey immediately stood up and stared at Ma Xiaoyao with its two monkey eyes!
"Wow... Wow..."
The distance of two to three meters was quickly covered. Ma Xiaoyao climbed ashore with a trembling body, then rubbed his hands and jumped up and down. Vigorous exercise can make the body generate heat, thereby slowing down the coldness of the body.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The monkey barked at Ma Xiaoyao several times, then turned and ran away.
Ma Xiaoyao, who was jumping up and down, was suddenly stunned. What's going on? Do you want to run?
"Crunch!"
After running a few meters away, the monkey stopped, then turned around and glanced at Ma Xiaoyao. Under Ma Xiaoyao's surprised eyes, the monkey kicked off the ground with his legs and immediately ran out.
"not good!"
Ma Xiaoyao's expression changed: "This monkey is coming!"
"Whoosh!"
Running over quickly, when he was still a few centimeters away from the stream, the monkey immediately jumped up high and used the inertia of running to pounce towards Ma Xiaoyao.
One meter, two meters, two and a half meters... The monkey is about to pounce...
I scolded the guy next door! It’s not over yet, right?
Ma Xiaoyao's face darkened and he rushed towards the monkey without thinking.
The monkey in mid-air suddenly showed a hint of surprise. It didn't expect that Ma Xiaoyao would dare to rush up. In its mind, Ma Xiaoyao should run away... What happened next made the monkey suffer a great loss.
The boring loss... It was this incident that made the monkey completely hate Ma Xiaoyao...
Ma Xiaoyao is not stupid. He is relatively smart. He knows that he cannot defeat the monkey. Even if he turns around and runs away, he will definitely be caught up by the monkey... Since he can't escape, then just give it a try!
"Hi!"
"Damn monkey! Look how I kill you!"
Ma Xiaoyao kicked off the ground with his legs, jumped up high, opened his hands and grabbed the monkey.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The monkey stretched out his claws and scratched Ma Xiaoyao's shoulder hard. His clothes were torn to pieces, and five bloody red marks appeared on his shoulders.
"ah!"
Ma Xiaoyao screamed in pain: "Damn monkey! How dare you attack me!" Ma Xiaoyao rushed forward without dodging, and grabbed the monkey's arm with both hands. Before Ma Xiaoyao could make the next move, the monkey
He pulled out his arm and said, "Fuck your grandmother!" Ma Xiaoyao became cruel, lowered his head, and hit the monkey directly.
Because the distance was too close, the monkey had no time to dodge, so the monkey and Ma Xiaoyao collided hard.
"boom!"
Ma Xiaoyao and Monkey fell down together, and below was the cold and biting stream...
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
Seeing that he was about to fall into the stream, the monkey screamed in fear.
Ma Xiaoyao was very calm, because he had been mentally prepared for a long time, but when he thought of having to suffer from the cold again, he still twitched the corner of his mouth... The reason why Ma Xiaoyao rushed up desperately just now was because he wanted to get the monkey into the stream.
Here, let the monkeys also taste the feeling of being frozen.
This is a typical lose-lose move.
"Plop! Plop!"
Ma Xiaoyao and Monkey fell into the stream at the same time, causing a high splash.
As soon as he fell into the water, Ma Xiaoyao shuddered involuntarily, and his body that had just recovered began to shiver again. The freezing and biting taste was really... so damn uncomfortable.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak..."
The performance of the monkey was even worse than that of Ma Xiaoyao. As soon as it fell into the water, the monkey began to thrash violently, making frightened screams from its mouth. It kept scratching the stream with its two paws, and its golden hair was all wet and lay limply.
Lying down and sticking to the body... To describe it in one word, it is embarrassed.
"Hey! Damn monkey! Let's see how you can get away with it!" Ma Xiaoyao was so unreasonable that he rushed over, raised his fists and started to punch the monkey.
"Plop!"
"Plop!"
The monkey was beaten up and down by Ma Xiaoyao and drank several mouthfuls of cold stream water. The monkey was scared, really scared. It broke free from Ma Xiaoyao's restraints, turned around and ran towards the shore desperately.
"Where to run!" Ma Xiaoyao took a big step and chased after him.
Although Ma Xiaoyao tried his best to stop the monkey, he finally allowed the monkey to escape. The main reason was that the stream was too shallow and could not drown the monkey. Seeing the monkey climb up the bank and escape, Ma Xiaoyao felt a little regretful. This time, he tried his best to lose both sides.
Killing the monkey will leave you with hidden dangers. When the monkey recovers, it will definitely come to him for revenge.
"Forget it, it's happened. There's no point worrying about it anymore. We can only take one step at a time." Ma Xiaoyao sighed, climbed onto the shore, rubbed his hands, and walked towards the tent camp with a trembling body.
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After returning to the tent, Ma Xiaoyao quickly took off his clothes, wiped his body with a dry cloth, and then slipped into bed. After covering himself with a thick quilt, Ma Xiaoyao felt a little more comfortable.
The tent itself has a thermal insulation function, and after covering it with a thick quilt, Ma Xiaoyao calmed down after a while.
"Ah sneeze... ah sneeze..."
Ma Xiaoyao sneezed several times in succession, sniffed his itchy nose, and smiled bitterly: "I hope I don't catch a cold, otherwise it will be terrible... Well, by the way, I brought some cold prevention medicine when I came...
...Take out a few pills and you should be fine." Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoyao hurriedly got up, took out a few pills from his backpack, swallowed them while drinking hot water, and then got into bed again.
I don't know if it was psychological factors or the pills had an effect. After taking the pills, Ma Xiaoyao felt much better, his body was no longer so cold, and he stopped sneezing.
There is no electricity here, so Ma Xiaoyao usually can only use firewood to boil hot water. This time he came to Shennongjia and brought several kettles. He stored the boiled water in kettles and poured it into cups when he wanted to drink.
