That face is the mandrill that Zhu Kaihua and I killed and ran away in the tomb in front! Now his whole body is hanging upside down on the tree, and his face covered with white hair is facing me, his eyes are still very hateful, he
Damn, this guy is really very vindictive! And he's quite cunning. He's the type who will bully you hard if you can't beat him, and run away immediately if you can't beat him.
This time he just looked at me resentfully, immediately retracted his head, moved a few times, and disappeared among the branches. Zhang Kaixuan had never seen this mandrill before, but he was startled by its appearance and asked me: What is this?
What is it?
I told Zhu Kaihua what happened under the fork in the road. After hearing this, he asked Zhu Kaihua: Did you see this thing first? Was he lying in the coffin?
Zhu Kaihua nodded, thoughtfully. I saw that the two of them seemed to have something on their minds, so they hurriedly asked. Zhang Kaixuan said: "Actually, it's nothing. The ancients didn't have the habit of burying animals. I just heard that some animals came to
The story of the Feng Shui eye in the ancient tomb that became a spirit. By the way, do you still remember the civet cat in the rainforest mountain tomb? I guess it is the same as this mandrill. Animals are very sensitive to spiritual energy. Who knows this mandrill?
How long had he been in that tomb? Maybe he had become a spirit.
I raised the bronze sword in my hand and said with a proud smile: Even if you become a spirit, you are not afraid. That thing is invulnerable, but it cannot withstand this. Let me meet him and deal with it with two swords.
Zhang Kaixuan's attention was immediately focused on the bronze sword in my hand. Gu Jing Wubo's face changed. It was usually just black, but now it was black and purple. He snatched the sword from my hand and asked eagerly.
I asked: Where did this sword come from?
I was startled by his attitude and said: There is a skeleton in the trap I just fell into, and this sword is stuck in that skeleton. What's going on? Have you seen it?
Zhang Kaixuan's eyes were red, and he gently stroked the sword like a lover, saying: This is my grandfather's sword! He is not interested in hot weapons such as firearms, but he prefers cold weapons. This sword is more
It was his favorite treasure. When he left, he took this sword with him!
When he said this, I had nothing to say. I really didn’t care too much about a bronze sword that was priceless. But here, this is a magic weapon that can ward off evil spirits. Its value is not money at all.
It's measurable, but no matter how unhappy I feel, I can't say anything when I see the usually steady Zhang Laohei lose his temper when he sees things and misses people. I can only smile and say: That's a good relationship. Since it belongs to your grandfather, I
It just happened to be returned to its original owner.
Zhu Kaihua looked at me gratefully, patted his shoulder, and said nothing, but everything was silent.
Man, comrade-in-arms, how can the friendship between them be expressed in words?!
At the beginning, most of our equipment was in Zhang Kaixuan's package. Now the three armies joined forces, rested for a while, and then began to climb this legendary Bodhi tree. I was the first to climb the tree.
Halfway up the climb, suddenly there was another shrill scream from the tree. When I heard the sound, it was that mandrill again. I wondered if this one was a female mandrill, called Chun. Is this one? I heard it just after I left the tomb below the fork in the road.
I heard him scream, and now he is screaming again in the tree. What are you screaming for?
Who would have known that this mandrill went crazy this time and jumped directly from the tree. After jumping, it rolled on the ground, scratching its ears and cheeks, as if it was crazy!
Zhu Kaihua was stunned and said: Damn! This monkey brother has been recited by Tang Monk!
Why am I in the mood to climb a tree? But I can’t climb high in the first place, so I jumped down from the tree like a mandrill, and even struck a pose when I landed on the ground. I thought it was quite good.
It was cool, but at first glance, both Zhu Kaihua and Zhang Kaixuan were paying attention to the mandrill rolling on the ground, which made them a little bored. I walked up and took a look at the mandrill.
At this time, there was no trace of resentment in it, and its whole face was twisted together in pain. It couldn't be said that it was painful, but it was just all kinds of depression, entanglement, and pain in the balls. One moment, it was suppressing a smile, and the next moment, it looked like tears were streaming down its face.
, if other animals don’t have such cute expressions, the problem is that it is a mandrill. Mandrills are originally a branch of monkeys, and monkeys are close relatives of humans, so his expression is quite vivid.
I was confused and asked Zhu Kaihua: What's wrong with this guy?
To be honest, after knowing whether this thing is an animal or a monkey, I feel a lot less disgusted with it. In addition, I have always liked monkeys, but now I can't help but feel a little unbearable when I see it rolling on the ground.
Zhu Kaihua spread his hands and said: Didn't I tell you that this monkey brother must have been chanted by his master? Isn't this the case when the great sage is chanted in Journey to the West?
I saw that what Zhu Kaihua said was indeed what he said. At this time, Zhu Kaihua spoke and said thoughtfully: Why do I look at it? It seems to have been hit by itching powder?
When he said that, it really sounded like it! Itching powder is used to tickle people. When applied to people, the itching is almost worse than death. I also worked with my former best friend to tickle another friend and tickled that guy.
It was worse than death. The way he was rolling on the ground was exactly like the mandrill in front of him.
We were still watching the mandrill's performance on the ground. Zhu Kaihua jumped up first and shouted: Damn it, why am I so itchy?!
The next moment, it was Zhu Kaihua and I who felt a heart-wrenching feeling. At first, we just felt itching in our arms. After scratching our arms, we felt itching in our thighs. After scratching our thighs, we found that the little brother in his crotch was also itchy!
The last moment, the three of us were watching the mandrill show.
At this moment, the three of us, plus a mandrill, were all lying on the ground, performing a rolling dance!
I didn't know where to scratch my body with both hands. I just felt itchy all over my body. It was so itchy that I almost wanted to bite my tongue and kill myself. But the next moment, I felt a thrill in my head.
Can't catch it!
Anyone who has suffered from athlete's foot knows that itchy feeling, but you can't scratch it with your hands. The more you scratch it, the more itchy it becomes, and even scratching the skin will only make people worse than death. It can't be athlete's foot.
, just kidding, not to mention that the three of us and a mandrill got athlete's foot at the same time, have you ever seen athlete's foot transmitted to your little brother?
If you can't scratch, you have to find the reason. Rolling all over the floor is definitely not a problem at this time. I pulled off a piece of clothes that was originally strip-shaped and bit it in my mouth. I only felt that the sweat all over my body was flowing downwards like turning on a faucet.
.I opened my small eyes wide and stared at my arms.
In fact, anyone who is not blind can see that my arms are covered with dense black dots! When I grab them with my hands, those black dots jump up and down. At this time, my tongue
They all felt itchy, and the lower third was also attacked. Not only was the penis itchy, it even spread to the anus!
But the name of these black spots quickly came to mind - lice! Commonly known as fleas. When I was a child, I raised a puppy and was bitten to death by this son of a bitch!
But where did these lice suddenly come from? As soon as I looked at the mandrill rolling on the ground, the slightest pity for its existence disappeared in an instant. It must be that this mandrill had been in the tomb for who knows how long.
I didn’t pay attention to personal hygiene during the time, so I passed it on to us!
I shouted to Zhu Kaihua and Zhang Kaixuan: What should I do?! This body is covered in fucking lice!
Zhu Kaihua screamed in pain, how could I know! When I saw it, he burst into laughter. Zhu Kaihua might have had lice all over his belly. The guy was lying on the ground rubbing himself hard.
If I hadn't known that there was grass under his belly, the action would have been much more ambiguous. I regret it in my heart. If I had known that I would have just brought a bottle of pest killer, why am I still suffering this sin?
Your head is quickly searching for a solution, but at this time it is no longer a question of whether your brain is useful or not, but that your whole body is itching and you can't calm down and think.
At this moment, there was a feeling of irritation. Extremely irritation.
Zhu Kaihua yelled next to him, who the hell is so angry? His urine smells so strong?
I lowered my head and looked at my crotch to make sure it wasn't me. Then I looked at Zhang Kaixuan. I could skip this directly. People like him would not pee their pants even if they were itchy to death. A superior person has the dignity of a superior person. Then
It is something more valuable than life, so there is only one person left, Zhu Kaihua.
I knew that this guy was a thief, and he shouted "Catch the thief", just like the one who first told me that his fart was so smelly was most likely the one who farted. Zhu Kaihua, who was rolling on the ground, felt my gaze and shouted: Zhao Sanliang, your grandma,
, not me.
Zhu Kaihua passed on a pair of brown trousers. I checked and found no trace of wetness, so I identified the suspect, the mandrill. When I turned my head, I saw a strange scene.
The mandrill was kneeling on the ground, his hands full of mud, and he was wiping his face.
The wiping and wiping didn't seem to satisfy me, and my whole body was rolling in the mud.
Soon, what was in front of me was not a mandrill, but a clay sculpture.
A vivid clay sculpture.
Only two eyes of the whole mandrill were exposed. The rest of the mandrill was completely covered in mud. It looked like a mummy. It just stood there blankly and looked at me. Then, I actually looked at it from its eyes.
His eyes showed his embarrassment, so he slowly climbed up the tree and ran away.
All the lice on his body were suffocated in the mud, and all the new lice that came from outside were stuck to the mud. Did this mandrill mix the mud with urine, and then made himself a set of God of War armor?
I once heard an old historical man with eyes say that most of the skills of human survival are learned from animals. I was still not convinced, but this mandrill taught me a vivid lesson!
Zhu Kaihua looked up to the sky and sighed, shouting: I am not as good as a beast? After saying that, he took off his pants and started peeing on the grass. After that, I even watched him holding his breath and grimacing.
From mixing the mud to wiping the face, everything is done in one go, like clouds and flowing water.
Of course, while he was smearing the mud, Zhang Kaixuan and I also smeared the mud all over our bodies. I have to say, this method is really easy to use. After Zhu Kaihua smeared the mud, this guy is usually very thick-skinned, but now he probably doesn’t.
Sorry, they didn’t even dare to look at Zhang Kaixuan and me.
Just when he walked past us, he sniffed it with his nose and said in confusion: Have you two taken Bezoar Detoxification Tablets? Why is there no smell at all?
After saying that, he hurriedly climbed up the tree and said to us, "Hurry up, because when the mud dries, we won't be able to catch the lice anymore."
Watching his figure disappear among the lush branches, I turned around from being stunned and turned to Zhang Kaixuan, who was standing next to me in a daze.
Zhang Laohei, do you think I should tell Lao Zhu that we actually mixed the mud with water from the bag?