The road was said to be long, but I really didn’t expect it to grow to this extent. It was a journey without any purpose at all. We took four breaks during the period and used all kinds of gags and nonsense to relieve boredom.
At the point where I have nothing to say, the road is still a road, whether you walk or not, it is all there, there is no end. I wish that a rice dumpling would suddenly pop up right now, and give us a couple of low-level blows. This is better than being so monotonous.
Let's walk. But it's quiet, only the sound of footsteps is left.
The ground here is paved with stone slabs. In ancient times, there were not as many shoddy projects as there are now. I don’t know how many years this road has gone through, but it is still very smooth. But after it became smooth all the way, suddenly a sound came from far away through the flashlight light.
The bumps on the ground, I was so excited that I finally found a different place. Anyone would be so excited. After experiencing the same thing a thousand times, what does it mean to find that difference?
I almost ran towards the raised place at a trot. This was not to prevent Bai Jin, but because I was too excited. But when I ran to the raised place and saw the shape of the raised object,
But I felt something was wrong, and I froze there unconsciously. Zhu Kaihua and others came from behind, and Zhang Kaixuan asked me: What is that? Are you standing still in a daze?
I didn't answer him until they came to me. Zhu Kaihua squatted down and considered the thing carefully. I only heard him let out a sigh and said weirdly: "This thing is a bit strange."
I also felt something was wrong, and I already had a vague guess in my mind, but I wasn't sure yet, so I asked him, what's weird?
He was even more puzzled and said: "How does this look like a piece of shit?"
That's right, just as I thought.
Although the surface is as black as stone, the color is obviously wrong, and the strips make it look like a piece of shit.
Zhu Kaihua took off the machete on his back and pulled it, revealing a little sticky yellow substance inside. He said seriously: "On behalf of the government, I declare that this fucking thing is really a piece of shit!"
He pointed at me and laughed loudly. Even the always majestic Zhang Kaixuan couldn't help laughing. I almost wanted to hit the wall. What kind of thing is this? I am in such a hurry just to see this piece of shit?
But I couldn't help but snatch Zhu Kaihua's machete, and he still struggled and said: Damn, Zhao Sanliang, you want to fight with me after just laughing at you? It's not that I look down on you, with only half of your fighting power, I
I really didn’t take it seriously, but I touched you with one hand, can you believe it?
I ignored him, used his knife to pull out the shit again, stood up and said, "Yes, this is quite fresh."
Bai Jin immediately turned around and started retching. Zhu Kaihua also looked at me in horror and said hesitantly: You...you...are so good at this?
On the contrary, Zhang Kaixuan said thoughtfully and asked me: What do you mean?
I nodded and said, "Yes, the Taoist priest didn't come in earlier than us. If it was him who pulled it, there's no reason why it dried so fast. It should have been my eldest brother, second brother and the others."
After saying that, I turned around and started to shine the flashlight on the wall with a focused expression. At this moment, I felt like I was too much like a detective. It was actually easy to find. If my idea came true, the trace would be nearby. Still.
Really, I found that trace on the stone wall next to that pile.
I straightened up and said: "I'm sure my eldest brother pulled it. They must be in front. Let's go quickly."
Zhu Kaihua ran to the wall I was observing just now in confusion and also used a flashlight to shine. When he found that special trace, he couldn't help but yell, "Holy shit!"
Yes, that mark is the poop mark left by my elder brother rubbing his butt after defecating. When I was a child, people in the village would wipe it with paper after pooping. The toilets were made of two rags and were all put together.
Just find a piece of earth, a piece of trash, a leaf, or something anywhere and rub it against your butt. If you really can't find something convenient, you can rub your butt on the wall, the ground, or a tree, right? My eldest brother developed this habit when he was a child.
Now, that guy doesn’t remember to bring paper when he goes to the toilet. It’s good to have some in the toilet. If I use it one day and forget to replenish it, of course, the walls of the toilet are also painted white. After all, every household has
Is he already well-off, and my family is fairly well-off, and he is too embarrassed to rub against the wall. He usually takes off his underwear to wipe his butt, and throws away the underwear after wiping his face. If he is in the wild, he still maintains the same style as when he was a child.
I saw that there was no paper towel left next to this pile, so I came to the wall and took a look. Sure enough, this is my eldest brother's style. Apart from him, I really can't think of anyone else.
Things have finally turned around. At least I can be sure again that my eldest brother and second brother are on the road ahead. Although the Taoist priest once told me, after what happened in Yizhuang, my trust in the Taoist priest has plummeted. Now
At least I got accurate information.
Even if it's a piece of shit, it has an inspiring effect, doesn't it?
If you have a precise purpose and go on the road, it will have a completely different effect than if you just walk with your head in a daze. Even after seeing my big brother's shit, I felt like I had taken an elixir and I didn't feel tired at all.
, I’m kidding, why are you tired? The answer to the mystery is just ahead, it’s my eldest and second brother! In fact, there is a sense that people feel refreshed during happy events. No, I thought I would have to walk this underground passage for several days and nights.
It's over.
But I couldn't feel happy.
Because there is a fork in front of me, three forks, and three roads that seem to be exactly like this road lie in front of me. At this moment, I suddenly fell from the excitement just now and fell into a trough, and an old saying came to my mind, attack the city.
, attacking the city is the next priority, and attacking the heart is the highest priority. If the words of the ancients can be passed down, it really makes sense.
Suddenly a zongzi, or rather a few, jumped out here, just tossing us around. It would be best if we put all our efforts into killing the zongzi or something like that, and it wouldn’t be in vain for the Taoist priests. My eldest brother and second brother,
My dad and the others paid great attention to us, as well as our seemingly relaxed and cautious attitude along the way. It can be said that those who could appear and cause damage to us are actually nothing. But if you appear in a crossroads like this, this is not the time for a test.
When it comes to multiple-choice questions, if you are from abc, I will most likely fool you. If you are wrong, you will be thrown out.
What now? We also code an abc for the three sockets, and then draw lots to pick one out and go in. Damn it, I haven’t lived enough yet. I can’t see anything sinister in it now, but I can think of countless suspense blockbusters with my toes.
The classic plot in "If you make the right move, you will live; if you make the wrong move, you will die."
I'm afraid of death, and so are they, but I can bear to die at the hands of those Yin soldiers, but I can't die so cowardly.
But there is really no problem, or rather, what should we do?
Just such a multiple-choice question stopped us. Even Zhu Kaihua, who has always been bold, didn't dare to care. He could only ask us in a low voice: "Otherwise, I will enter one, Lao Hei will enter another, Bai Jin and Xiaosan will enter one, separate.
? There are only three paths anyway, right?"
Zhang Kaixuan shook his head: "No, not to mention this, only one of our teams can be safe. This is no longer acceptable. If you really go through, can you watch Xiao Sanliang die, or watch me die?"
?Okay, even if you can watch us die, do you know what else is waiting for us? Just talk about the hurdles that you can't overcome alone, and we all fall down. It's not fun at all."
Zhang Kaixuan said very thoughtfully, and there was nothing he could do about Zhu Kaihua's suggestion. He lowered his head when he said this, but the guy was unforgiving and said angrily: "That's right. You are so smart, think of something."
What's the point of waiting here?
His words left Zhang Kaixuan speechless.
What I was thinking about at this time was.
My eldest brother, second brother and the Taoist priest, how did they choose when they encountered this fork in the road?
If it were my eldest brother, he must have taken advantage of his skill and boldness to break in. This is inevitable, but my second brother knows better. He may know which way to go. Well, they opened
My second brother is a cheater and knows the exact answer, so I don’t want to think about what they will choose for the time being.
What about the Taoist priest? Regardless of whether I still maintain trust in the Taoist priest, but he started to be afraid of the front, and what he said, at least on the surface, means that he has never been down this tunnel, but he has come down now, so, he is
How did you choose?
I turned on the flashlight and ran to each fork in the road to look. The road ahead was too long for the flashlight to see through. I carefully looked at the ground at the fork in the road, trying to find the footprints they had walked.
No.
There are no footprints.
At this moment, I was even thinking, why didn’t the Taoist priest step on my elder brother’s shit? That way at least there would be footprints left.
Zhang Kaixuan also saw through my purpose and came over to me and asked: Are there any footprints?
I smiled bitterly and shook my head.
The Taoist priest said that my eldest brother and second brother were waiting for me on the road ahead. I smiled bitterly. When did they become so sure of my IQ? First, there was the letter of peace, which had an obscure metaphorical meaning, and then at this crossroads, where did they get the confidence?
, can I pass this level?
At this time, Zhu Kaihua suddenly pulled out the machete he had used to pull shit out of his back, and shouted at the two of us: "I said Zhang Laohei and Zhao Sanliang, how do I feel that we are a bit intimidated? Your dad
They have been missing for twenty years. The old Taoist priest also said that the danger ahead is beyond our imagination, but who the hell doesn't know if he is alarmist? When I just went to the ground to fight with my master, I also
Thinking that this life is a job with a narrow chance of death, the old man even scared me before he died that the rice dumplings in the tomb were so powerful that if he saw them, he would definitely be dead. But who didn’t know that the rice dumplings in the tomb had never been in the imperial tomb before?
The two old men from the Han Dynasty Tomb have never seen rice dumplings in their lives? But you don’t know what he said, it can scare people half to death. I, Old Zhu, have seen a lot of rice dumplings since I have been working alone. I am not living well.
?We are just scaring ourselves. As long as we eat this dinner and lie down in this muddy water, there will be no risks. If these three ways scare us to death, I don’t think we can find anyone.
Come on, don’t wonder what happened, just take insurance, okay, let’s pack it up and go back, it’s absolutely safe to sleep with a big ass girl in your arms!”