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Don't fucking slap your face!

Stop fucking slapping her in the face! Seeing that she was silent, Li Zuo couldn't help but look sideways, staring at her delicate face, with a touch of thought and inquiry: "Little girl, I have never seen Fu Ziheng treat a woman like this.

You are the first one. You said you are not a beautiful person, so why do you let him pamper you so much, eh?"

Xiao Wan rolled her eyes at him: "Because I am his wife."

Li Zuo smiled: "If he hadn't fallen in love with you, even if you were his aunt, he wouldn't be so kind to you." After saying this, he ignored her stunned expression and sighed to himself, "It's over, Fu Ziheng has never been so kind to you all his life."

It’s over, it’s such a waste of money to lose at the hands of a woman like you!”

Xiao Wan gritted his teeth: "What did you say?!"

"Ah, if you don't think it's good to collect natural resources too much, then put flowers on cow dung..."

"Li! Gu!"

"No, no, no, don't be angry. I haven't passed Chinese since I was a child, so... ah, Xiao Wan, are you trying to hit me? Don't force me to do it! Don't think that I don't hit women...

Ahhhh~~~~~”

After hearing the commotion, Butler Chen came out of the kitchen and saw Xiao Wan sitting on Li Zuo's belly. Li Zuo was on his back and yelling as he was bullied by her. The whole scene was like a childish farce of an older child.

Putting down the dinner plate in his hand, Butler Chen stepped forward and stopped him: "Young Madam, Master Li, the meal is ready, please stop making trouble."

Can--

"Xiao Wan, get off my stomach right now, do you hear me?!"

"Excessive acquisition of natural things? Flowers stuck on cow dung? Is my mother so bad? How the hell did you say that? Did you do it on purpose? Isn't it?"

"..."

Butler Chen looked at the two quarreling people speechlessly.

Rabbits can bite when cornered, not to mention Li Zuo, who has a bad temper. He pushed Xiao Wan off his body and ran towards the restaurant. Xiao Wan was pushed by him and staggered, but he had to stabilize himself.

After taking shape, he immediately chased after him.

"Li Zuo, how dare you push me? Are you still a man? Do you still have any gentlemanly manners? Have you spent the past two years in the American Empire in vain? How come you haven't learned anything there?"

Li Zuo stood at the dining table: "I'm so fucking stupid to act like a gentleman to a crazy bitch."

Xiao Wan gritted his teeth: "Who are you calling a crazy woman?!"

"I will tell anyone who chases me."

There was a handful of dried vegetables on the dining table. Xiao Wan grabbed it and threw it over. Li Zuo hurriedly avoided it and was extremely happy: "Young master, I am so happy today that I can't play with you all day long...ah——"

Before he could finish his words, he stepped on the dry vegetables with his foot, and with a stinging sound, he half fell to the ground.

Xiao Wan immediately ran over and slapped the other person hard: "I'll make you squander all your natural resources! I'll make you put flowers on cow dung! I'll make you proud, and I'll make you laugh at me..."

"Hiss... stop! Stop it, young master! Oh~~~~ don't slap me in the face, do you hear me? Don't fucking slap me in the face..."

"..."

The two people struggled together again. Butler Chen shook his head and sighed. The two of them were almost fifty together, how could they be so childish in their madness?

Xiao Wan whipped Li Sui while hiding. The two of them were fighting, and something rolled out of Li Sui's pocket, and he was singing happily.

As soon as he heard the familiar ringtone, Li Zuo hurriedly said: "Stop! Stop! The call is coming! I'll answer the phone first!"

Looking down, he saw a white mobile phone vibrating on his waist. Li Zuo took advantage of her to stop moving, stood up, grabbed the mobile phone and answered it: "Hey, Fu Ziheng, your wife is crazy, she's talking to a lunatic."

It seems that I don’t want to serve you anymore, please come back quickly!”

Xiao Wan dusted himself off and stared hard when he heard him say he was crazy. Li Zuo hurriedly hid aside to answer the phone.

Fu Ziheng had been dealing with Liu Feifei's affairs all day long and hadn't even eaten lunch. Now he was idle and wanted to see how Xiao Wan was feeling. When he heard Li Sui's words, he was startled: "What's wrong with her?"

"She's crazy! She slapped her so hard that my face was almost scratched. Let me tell you, this is definitely a work-related injury. No matter what, you will have to pay 1 million in work-related injury fees and mental losses!"

Fu Ziheng stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead, "Don't make trouble with her. She can't be idle to begin with. Now that I'm still confining her at home and not letting her see anything, she will definitely go crazy and need to vent."

So he became the scapegoat and the target of the little girl's venting? Li Zuo quit: "Why should I look after your wife for you? You don't know that she has a shrew. Have you ever seen a woman sitting with a man?"

Did you slap someone hard on the stomach..."

"You let her sit on your belly?" Before he could finish his words, Fu Ziheng's questioning voice sounded, "You did it on purpose, didn't you? How strong can a woman like her be to press you to the ground and sit on your belly?

!”

Li Zuo blinked, and it took him a long time to understand the meaning of Fu Ziheng's words. He was instantly confused: "Do you think I let her sit down on purpose because I want to eat her?!"

"..."

"Not everyone likes little lolita like you, okay? I'm not interested in her. I like people with big breasts! Her breasts are so small that they can't be held with one hand..."

"Are you trying to say a word?"

Li Zuo opened his mouth and did not dare to speak.

"Okay, give her the phone and let me talk to her." Fu Ziheng changed the topic and said.

Li Zuo rubbed his face and walked behind him: "Answer the phone."

"who?"

"Your man!"

Xiao Wan reached out and took it: "Hello."

"What's going on between you and Li Zuo?" Fu Ziheng asked in a deep voice, "Don't fool around with him. Why are you so heartless? You're also a woman. Do you know?"

"knew."

Xiao Wan said "Oh", and Fu Ziheng sighed: "Stay at home for two days, and when I finish solving the problem, I will take you on a trip, okay?"

"Then can you give me your phone back?"

"cannot."

"Hey, without a mobile phone, life would be worse than death, okay?"

"Isn't Butler Chen accompanying you?"

"..."

She didn't want Uncle Chen to accompany her. There was a generation gap between Butler Chen and her, so how could they talk to each other.

"Is it okay? I'll hang up if it's okay." When Xiao Wan realized that he would not give her a cell phone, Xiao Wan began to lose hope.

Fu Ziheng frowned, but didn't say anything. He just said, "Give the phone to Li Sui, and I'll have a few words with him."

"Oh." Xiao Wan turned around, raised her hand and said, "Hey, go on."

Li Zuo caught it narrowly, "Do you really dare to throw it away?"

Xiao Wan shrugged and sat down on a chair in the restaurant. Not far away, Li Suo's intermittently talking on the phone reached her ears. After a while, she heard footsteps coming over. Li Sui pulled out his chair and sat down.

He sat down next to her, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

Xiao Wan couldn't help but said: "When will you leave?"

"Let's see when your man comes back."

"..."

Xiao Wan rolled her eyes at him, stopped talking, lowered her head and ate silently.

After the meal, Xiao Wan began to walk around in place. She was shaking around, which made Li Sui feel dizzy. Li Sui, who had closed his eyes to rest, suddenly opened his eyes: "I said you can go and rest for a while, don't wander around.

No matter how tired you are, I will be tired for you."

Xiao Wan suddenly jumped in front of him, very fast, like a little mouse, which startled Li Sui: "What are you doing?"

"Young Master Li." Xiao Wan held the edge of the sofa with both hands and looked at him, "Can you lend me your phone to play with for a while?"

Li Zuo immediately covered his pocket: "No."

"Just a little while, a little while, okay?"

"Not even for a second." Li Zuo stayed away from her, "Your man told me to keep an eye on you. Firstly, I can't let you go out, and secondly, I can't let you have access to TV and the Internet."

Xiao Wan bit her lip and looked pitiful: "But I'm so bored."

"If you're bored, go take a nap." Li Zuo stretched out his hand to push her, "Don't stop me from taking a nap, just go away."

"Huh, inhumane."

"You are not my woman, I don't need to be humane to you."

"..."

Xiao Wan sat back on the sofa wilfully, lowered his head and sighed, sitting and lying down for a while, all in all, just tossing and turning, looking uncomfortable all over. Li Zuo couldn't bear it: "Butler Chen has a mobile phone, you go

Ask him for it."

Hearing this, Xiao Wan opened her eyes wide. When she turned around, she saw Butler Chen walking out of the kitchen with a fruit plate. Xiao Wan immediately asked: "Uncle Chen, do you have a mobile phone?"

Butler Chen nodded: "Yes."

"Really? Can you borrow it for me to play with?"

"What do you want to play, young lady?"

"It's so boring, let's play games or something."

Butler Chen smiled brightly and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, spread it out in the palm of his hand and showed it to her, "Young lady, do you want me?"

"..."

Xiao Wan was about to cry but had no tears. This is not a mobile phone. It is obviously an antique, okay? There are still people using such old-fashioned mobile phones nowadays. Doesn’t everyone have a smartphone?

"You guys eat some fruit." Butler Chen put the phone away and smiled.

Xiao Wan rolled his eyes and suddenly said: "Uncle Chen, is there any tea? I want to drink tea."

Butler Chen looked at her in surprise: "Young madam, would you like to have tea? Pu'er or Maojian?"

In his impression, Xiao Wan was someone who didn't even know how to drink coffee, but now he actually thought of drinking tea!

"Whatever, I don't know about tea, so just go and make some, and I'll have some tea with Master Li. Anyway, it's okay now." Xiao Wan got up and quickly moved to sit down next to Li Si, laughing.

Butler Chen nodded and left.

Li Zuo glanced at her and said, "You just thought of entertaining me now?"

"Yes, yes, I didn't take good care of him. Master Li actually condescended to take care of me. It's a great honor for me." Xiao Wan followed his words.

Li Zuo snorted, sat up from the sofa, and glanced sideways at her: "Then let's serve tea."

These are all new teas released this year. When the water is boiled and poured, the faint aroma will be released. Li Sui took a deep breath and nodded: "Good tea."

"Then drink more."

Butler Chen said he was about to take action, but Xiao Wan quickly stopped him, "Uncle Chen, go and rest. I'll just come here."

After watching Butler Chen leave, Xiao Wan immediately stood up and bent down to pour the tea. Without stopping, she stretched her hand towards the cup. Li Zuo's face changed: "Be careful."

"ah--"

The tea was boiling hot. As soon as Xiao Wan took it in her hand, she felt as if her fingers were holding a red iron brand. As soon as her hand loosened, the cup tilted, and a cup of tea was poured onto Li Sui's body.

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