"Sir, did Xia'er reveal her secret? But I didn't notice anything was wrong?" the beauty whispered.
"Mother, old guys, they can't see if your belly is bulging. They can smell it just by looking at your complexion and behavior. Okay, go back to Longcheng with me, and the great monk will take your seat." Tianjiu also immediately took the seat.
Return.
"No, Xia'er hasn't met the great monk yet?"
"What are you doing? Even the mother-in-law knows that you have something in your belly and you are a double-shot cannon. Why don't you worry?"
"Ah? Xia'er knows!" The beauty's jade face suddenly turned red. She ended the communication, turned to look at the great monk and said with a smile: "Tian Buddha, seeing that the world has been settled, I decided to travel around the world. I don't know.
What do you think?"
"Amitabha! How long has the Lord decided to travel?"
"It can take as little as ** months, or as long as one or two years!"
"Hey~! One or two years? Isn't it too long? The Heavenly Temple cannot be left without an owner for a long time..." Heavenly Buddha looked slightly condensed.
"Haha! How can I say that I have no one if I have a substitute to sit in the Temple of Heaven? And all the gods are here, so there will definitely be no chaos in the world. Okay, that's it. I have temporarily decided to go away for a year, and I will see my travels after one year.
In this situation, if the interest is still high, I may be delayed for another year and a half."
"Amitabha! Lord, when will the Phoenix God and the Five Spirit Gods return to their thrones?" Lord Tian Buddha changed his mind and asked.
"This... I ask Lord Tianzun, they are all wives of Lord Tianzun." Huan Xia smiled, pointing at Tianjiu and replied.
"Huh? Who asked them to become gods? Why didn't I know?" Tianjiu asked blankly.
The god of Hades below clasped his fists and laughed: "Haha! Heavenly Lord, this is our unanimous decision. Seven people voted. It was passed unanimously. You are not here. It will be treated as an abstention. Quick, quick! Hand over all the beauties. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Weird thoughts.
theirs.
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, our two ladies are both pregnant. In a few days, they will have babies. Do you want them to come here to take charge? Hehehehe!" Tianjiu smiled evilly.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! Brothers, you can take a look at the pregnant woman..."
"Damn frog. If you care less, the boss will beat you to death!" Tianjiu bared his teeth and transmitted the message.
"Boss, you are so unreasonable. You kidnapped all three goddesses from the Temple of Heaven. Do you still want us to live?" Pluto came back with a bitter message.
"Go away! Go and have fun with your mother-in-law! Don't worry about the boss's mother-in-law, I'm going to take them out for a walk." Tianjiu said fiercely.
"Boss, where are you going?" Pluto's eyes sparkled, looking a bit like a cat smelling fish.
"Hey! Four-eyed frog, do you still remember the place you stayed when you were a little frog?"
"Huh? You want to return to that human world?" Pluto was very surprised.
"That's right! The boss must go back. This is the boss's lifelong wish. Think about it, it will take sixty or seventy years to leave there. If you don't go back, the boss will regret it for the rest of his life."
"But, we don't know where that world is?" Pluto shook his head.
Tianjiu nodded thoughtfully and looked at Tianfo: "Grandpa Tianfo, I have a question I would like to ask."
"Oh? Is there anything that Tianzun doesn't know?" Tianfozu was very curious and opened his big eyes and looked at Tianjiu.
"That's it. How can you accurately find a specific interface among thousands of interfaces?" Tianjiu asked, cupping his fists.
"This is not difficult. As long as you ask the Lord to understand it carefully, she will definitely be able to help you search it out. The Lord's "Earth Mother's Heavenly Sutra" can communicate with all the universe. It will take ten or eight years to search it out." Tianfozu nodded.
road.
"In ten or eight years, the day lilies have become cold! Is there any faster way?" Tianjiu asked with a curled lips.
"Quick method? Well, it's a bit difficult! Generally speaking, the Lord is the Lord of this world, and her search speed is the fastest. Of course, the world is not made by the Lord alone, and there is only one tenth of the Lord.
The ability to search quickly. Beyond this range, it will be dozens to tens of thousands times slower. The longer it exists, the thinner the spiritual energy, the slower the search speed will be. Dare to ask Tianzun, has the interface you are looking for generated?
How many years?" Lord Tianfo frowned.
"Oh, it's been a long time, billions of years, right?!" Tianjiu bared his teeth.
"Is there enough spiritual energy?"
"Almost not!" Tianjiu's face turned pale.
"Are there any treasures left above? For example, spiritual objects above the Xuan level, preferably immortal weapons or above."
"No! The boy has only defecated on it for ten or twenty years, and the fertilizer has been digested for dozens of reincarnations." Tianjiu hummed with sour teeth.
The corners of the gods' mouths trembled, and they looked at this guy with great contempt. Even the beauties on the side gave Tianjiu a blank look. Tianjiu's face was extremely ugly. Even though they have reached the top of the heaven, they still can't find the way back, no?
Isn’t it a bit ridiculous?!
The Heavenly Buddha frowned slightly and thought for a few breaths again: "Can the Heavenly Lord retain his bloodline in this world?"
"There shouldn't be any blood, but the blood has been retained... Yes, yes! The boy once left a blood letter. Is the blood letter okay?" Tianjiu said happily.
"A blood book?" The Heavenly Buddha nodded repeatedly: "Well, it stands to reason. But when was this blood book left by the Heavenly Lord? Is it written with blood?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, the blood book was written by biting off the fingers of the boy when he left there. At that time, the boy had just started practicing Qi and didn't even know what blood essence was."
"This... Lord, what do you think?" Tian Fozu looked at Huan Xia and asked.
"That kind of blood book is almost like garbage. The essence and blood it contains must be extremely thin. You have to find it among billions of interfaces. If you are lucky, it will take three to five years. If you are not lucky, it may not take three to fifty years."
"Damn you, is my blood garbage?" Tianjiu gritted his teeth and transmitted the message.
"Hehehehe! If you don't please Xia'er, I will make sure that you will never find the eldest wife. Alas, the noble God actually wants to be the second child. It's a big loss just thinking about it." The beauty responded with a bad smile.
Just when Tianjiu's heart was weeping blood, the Buddha said again: "Tianzun, since you have created a new world by yourself, you should have created the sun, moon and stars."
"Yes! There are indeed sun, moon and stars!" Tianjiu nodded.
"According to records in Buddhist classics, there was an ancient heavenly Buddha who had a divine wheel of heaven-seeing formed in front of his forehead. The divine wheel could discern the heavens and the earth, destroy demons and demons, and was omnipotent. As long as there is guidance of essence and blood, even a thin amount of essence and blood can do anything.
You can find the interface you are in instantly. Just a glimpse of the divine wheel is just a legend, I don’t know how to generate it.”
"Peering into the Divine Wheel? In front of the forehead?" Tianjiu closed his eyes tightly.
Between his eyebrows, there has long been an invisible full moon hanging all day long. This full moon was formed by absorbing the light of the Eight Demon Gods and then continuously advancing. However, it was never used in practice, so it was never explored. Could this be a glimpse of the world?
God wheel?
"Okay, everyone, don't pay attention to our Lord Tianzun. He has a harem, his body is almost exhausted, and he is still looking for his childhood sweetheart. It is obvious that he has enough food to support himself. Lord Tianfo, before you leave,
That's how it is, take more responsibility. If there's nothing else, please go back and make preparations." The beauty said in a good mood.
"Wait a minute! The Kitchen Knife Goddess is going down the mountain with her husband. Let me ask for leave for her." Tianjiu muttered suddenly.
"Yes!" The beauty waved her hand without hesitation.
"One year!"
"You pighead, can't you tell me everything at once? What does she want to do in one year? Go back and have a baby?!" The beauty gritted her teeth and shouted.
"Isn't it possible? With the appearance of my old sister, now that the Guishen Seat is so powerful, it is not impossible to make a little kid out of it. We can't just allow the state officials to set fires, and not allow the people to light lamps, right?!"
"Okay! I'll give her two years' leave. If she doesn't bring back a little kid, I'll remove her from the throne!" The beauty snorted, stood up from her sleeves, and disappeared directly into the depths of the temple.
Tianjiu also stood up and sneered, clasped his fists and said, "My dear gods, I'll say goodbye to you. You should manage the world well. Remember, don't mess around in this temple."
"Eh? Brother Tian, from what you said, it seems like you have a way to find your way back?" Zhan Tian stood up and asked.
"Hey! Isn't it just the Divine Wheel of Peeping into the Sky! No, can't you draw one on your forehead? Goodbye, idiot! Goodbye, little monk! Goodbye, four-eyed frog!" Tianjiu grinned loudly.
"Wait a minute! How long are you going to leave?" Hongyu asked with a frown.
"Hehehehe! My father-in-law, it won't be long, maybe one or two years, maybe seven or eight years. Don't worry about your daughter. She will follow her husband when she gets married, and she will definitely be by your side at all times. Oh, what if
If you want a daughter, you can have another one! Anyway, with this body and my mother-in-law’s delicate body, I can do whatever I want, three or five won’t be a problem!”
"You damn boy, it's really unlucky for me to mess with you!"
"Well, remember, you must serve my beautiful mother-in-law for two hundred years. In one day, I will come back and ask Grandpa Tianfo to drive you out of the monk temple! Hahaha!" Tianjiu laughed and disappeared into the main hall. (Unfinished)