"This..." He Liu secretly glanced at Tianjiu, but stopped talking...
"Fairy Yu'er, let me talk about it as a kid. The reason why this adult is unhappy is because she has been defeated repeatedly on the jade couch in the past two days." Tian Jiu said with sour teeth.
"Oh? Did you make us adults unhappy by serving you?" Yu'er frowned slightly.
"No, no! My lord, it was a blow* on the jade couch, and she was absolutely happy. But after finishing the work, she was always angry and abnormal. As for the reason, it was very simple. She was made soft by the boy and lay on the couch. You say, sir.
With such a noble status and such a proud character, will you be happy?! Gaga gah!" Tianjiu said with a bad smile.
"Really? Are your skills so sharp?!" Yu'er asked with narrowed eyes.
"It's just average, just a little bit better than adults! Oh, if you don't believe it, we can learn from each other!" Tianjiu said, licking his big lips with his tongue.
"Humph! This fairy will give you a chance. But it must be after the adults knock you down."
"Don't bother! It's better to choose a day than to hit it. How about tonight?" Tianjiu winked.
Yu'er stood up with a smile: "Okay, after listening to what you said, Yu'er has an idea in her mind. Your Excellency's failure on the jade couch is only temporary, and she won't take it to heart. Yu'er can go over and report on the affairs."
"Yu'er, this guy is young and energetic. Don't take it to heart. Give the old man some face, show your kindness, and be considerate!" He Liu stood aside, his face already gray and gray. Although he kept blinking at Tianjiu,
It's a pity that Tianjiu ignored him at all.
Yu'er did not answer He Liu's words. When passing by Tianjiu, he stretched out his jade hand again, patted his pig-headed face, and laughed sharply: "Xiaojiu, don't be proud, I will definitely defeat you."
.This fairy is also very sure that you died in my crotch in the end, and it was me who filled the hole for you, hahaha!"
Before her laughter ended, she had already jumped to the maroon horse beside her. With a pinch of her breasts, the horse flew dozens of feet in an instant.
After Yu'er left, He Liu lamented: "Brother, brother, it's not good for you to offend anyone. Offend this evil star. You are cutting off your own path. Her ears are extremely sensitive. If you want to escape from her ears, you will almost
Impossible."
"It doesn't matter! I don't take her seriously at all. I'll keep this woman's body!" Tianjiu grinned loudly, and his voice continued to spread for miles.
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In the middle hall of Bizhuang, the Fish Fairy was kneeling on the ground. On the jade chair above, Bi Zhu was lying sideways with her eyes closed, as if she was still sulking.
"Sir, why bother getting angry with a stinky man who is in the middle of the tribulation? You have to take care of him and leave it to me, Yu'er." Yu'er lay on his stomach, lowering his head and muttered.
"Leave it to you? Do you know what this little guy's cultivation was three days ago?"
"The fish don't know!"
"Middle stage of divine transformation! Don't be surprised. He sucked my Dantian twice, intercepting 2% of my immortal energy, plus 1% of my divine thoughts."
"Ah? Then you... then you... still haven't buried him?"
"Bury him? No! This little guy makes me feel very comfortable. If he hadn't captured his pubic area, I would really love him. You must not touch him, otherwise I will be very angry."
"Yes, yes! Yu'er understands!" Yu'er's jade face changed as it reached the ground, revealing a look of reluctance.
"Don't think too much about it. After all, this is still a woman's world. Once I've completely defeated him, it's up to you to do whatever you want. It doesn't matter if you get a hundred people to exploit him."
"Yes, yes! I wish you success as soon as possible!" Yu'er was extremely excited in an instant.
"Humph, I won't wait too long. I plan to go to the Immortal Mansion tomorrow. On the one hand, I will send some newly ripe peaches to Lord Hailan, and on the other hand, I will go see my master and ask him for advice. If
It would be best for Master to come in person. In that case, this little guy can almost be sentenced to death. At that time, it will be your time to have fun." Bi Zhu said with her eyes closed.
"Sir, are you going to the Immortal Mansion tomorrow?" Yu'er asked anxiously.
"That's right, just tomorrow. When I think of that little guy's face scratching his buns, I feel angry. It's better to kill him as soon as possible."
"Can...can...wait a few days before setting off?"
"Uh? What do you mean?" Bi Zhu suddenly opened her eyes, turned over and sat up.
"It's like this. Fairy Mingyue sent Yu'er back to report that there is something abnormal on Immortal Pig Island. Fairy Mingyue would like to ask you to rush to Immortal Pig Island to check..."
"What's abnormal? Say it quickly!" Bi Zhu stood up in shock, her jade face as gloomy as water.
"Fairy Mingyue didn't specify what the problem was. She just said that the fairy pigs had a loss of appetite. The day before yesterday, one-third of the fairy pigs had this condition. After last night, another third appeared. The luster on the fairy pigs
It has also become a lot darker. Fairy Mingyue urgently needs you to discuss countermeasures together."
"Damn it! Let's go, we're leaving right now!" Before Bi Zhu could finish her words, she was already at the back door.
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The two old men took Tianjiu to collect Wujiao's fruits and vegetables, and then wandered around for a long time within a radius of thirty miles. Tianjiu kept asking about some of the fairy codes of Wanzhou Immortal Mansion and Bi Manor, and waited until he roughly touched
Looking at the situation here, it's already sunset.
"Brother, will the mother-in-law come to kidnap you tonight?" He Liu asked, sitting cross-legged on the only broken stone couch.
"No! She has suffered big losses twice in a row. I guess she is not completely sure that she will not mess with me again. I have to take advantage of this opportunity to have a good sex."
"**? Haha, do you really have hope for the future?" He Liu looked into Tianjiu's eyes and asked with a smile.
"It's a joke! This little difficulty can't defeat me. My current level is mainly because my cultivation level is too low, so I don't have the slightest ability to fight back in front of the naughty bitch. If it's not much worse, I'm really going to fight her."
"Ahem, cough! Brother, please keep your voice down. Shunfeng Er is back today. If she listens carefully from such a long distance, she should be able to hear it. For safety reasons, we should communicate through sound transmission." He Liuyi listened to Tianjiu's words.
, the old face turned pale with anxiety.
"Haha, Wufang! They couldn't hear it. The reason is very simple. She and Mrs. Tickle ran away on horseback around noon. Their faces were longer than those of horses. I guess something happened somewhere."
Tianjiu Thief smiled.
"How did you see it? The horses that tickle the ladies are fairy horses, and they are not even afraid of false fairy dew and false fairy energy. They look great when they come back, but they must hide in the void when traveling, so that no one can detect their whereabouts. Old
Neither brother nor Old Man Zhu have seen each other. Otherwise, Old Man Zhu would have stayed here with us if he was not so honest today." He Liu looked at Tianjiu in disbelief.
"Ahem! Really, it's just a coincidence!" Tianjiu started to fight. After his celestial vision entered the fourth level, he could barely scan some of the transformation techniques in the fairy world.
"It's by no means that simple. The laws of the immortal world limit that non-immortals cannot fly away. Ticking the old lady is not actually an immortal yet, so she can only use an immortal horse instead. Although the second-grade immortal horse does not have any combat power, the transformation technique is definitely not that of ordinary monks.
You can see through it. Tell me, brother, what's the trick?" He Liu narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"Haha, since the elder brother must get to the bottom of it, it's okay to tell you. Fairy Yu'er is a good ear, and the boy is a clairvoyant. She has met her opponent this time. Brother, is the fairy horse meat delicious?" Tianjiu laughed and moved.
topic.
"What do you want to do? Boy, tickling the mother-in-law's horse is more valuable than ours. If you touch her horse, it will drive her crazy even more than sucking her pubic area. Don't go for it, it will kill someone." He Liu was so frightened that he coughed sharply.
Several times.
"Tch! It's just livestock. What's so weird about it? This fairyland stipulates that we can't eat pigs, and there's no rule that we can't eat horses. Next time the scratching lady dares to touch me, I'll kill her horse and let her
Go crazy!"
"No...can't you just calm down? Alas, but you are still wishful thinking. Fairy horses are not easy to kill. It is possible to injure them, but their fairy bodies cannot be scratched without fairy-level special knives. Okay, old man
Brother is going to rest, if you want sex, go ahead." He Liu said, getting into the ragged quilt with his clothes on.
"Wait! Wait! Brother, there is something else I want to discuss with you, hehe..."
"Go on, don't hesitate. I don't have many years to live. If I can help you, I won't be vague." He Liu held up his arms, nodded and smiled.
"It's nothing big. I just haven't been able to get my hands dirty lately. Can I borrow a few fairy stones and flowers..." Tianjiu said anxiously.
He Liu frowned slightly: "You want an immortal stone? Can't you use a top-quality spiritual stone? It's not that I'm reluctant to lend it to you. This immortal stone is not at the Mahayana level and cannot be absorbed at all. Otherwise, Madam Tikka wouldn't have been so generous in giving me the immortal stone yesterday.
With Zhu Si, we are now in the period of transcending tribulation, and the best spiritual stone is the most suitable."
"No, no! I just want a few immortal stones. Don't worry, when I make money, I will pay you back with interest!"
He Liu looked at Tianjiu several times, silently took out a gray cloth bag, and threw it in front of Tianjiu. (To be continued.)