120. Extra Story of the Little Devil of Gold, Wood, Water and Fire 2
This "smoke bomb" incident is my plan A, codenamed - Fire.
Since there was a five-sixth chance that my name would be metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, I would also make an abcde plan and try them all to see how many plans my father and mother could stick to before I came back.
Next, I targeted Aunt Tongtong’s house.
Compared with Aunt Ziqi, I prefer Aunt Tongtong because they have a very cute sister named Beibei. This time I didn’t resort to any tricks and directly asked my grandma to go to Zuixin Pavilion for dinner. Based on my usual
I was just playing with the precedent of not being keen on eating. As soon as they heard my request, they immediately agreed.
We arrived at Zuixin Pavilion smoothly. The store was full of guests and friends. Aunt Tongtong was very happy to see us coming and led us into a specially designed exclusive private room. It is said that my father signed the order for one year and requested
No matter how good the business was, this place had to be vacant for us. Of course I couldn't sit still, so I quickly asked where Beibei was, and while I was waiting for food, I asked my grandma for permission to go and play with Beibei.
When I walked into the yard, I saw Beibei squatting on the ground and didn't know what he was playing. He went over and took a look. It turned out that there were several goldfish in a small bucket. Inside the iron fence over there was an iron cage, and behind the two-layer barrier there were two
The Tibetan mastiff dogs were looking at us with fierce eyes. I made a face at them. No matter how ferocious animals are kept in cages, they are just caged animals and are not a problem.
But... I looked down at the little girl who was still playing hard and didn't notice me. With a naughty smile on her lips, I fished out the biggest red goldfish in the bucket. Beibei looked back blankly.
Come, when I saw it, I immediately smiled and cheered: "Brother Shitou is here." But at that time, I pretended to throw the goldfish in my hand into the cage, and saw a red object falling freely into the cage. Two Tibetan Mastiff dogs
Jump up and open your mouth to catch it.
Beibei looked at me blankly, then at the chewing Tibetan Mastiff over there, and understood something. She said "Wow!" and started crying, tears falling down. Just when I was about to coax her,
Suddenly she pushed me and ran out with a bang, shouting as she ran: "Mom, Brother Shitou threw the fish to Wangwang to eat."
Seeing that the situation was not going well, I quickly caught up to her and held her hand, "Beibei, don't cry! Watch my brother do a magic trick for you! Dangdangdang, look, what is this?" I opened my palm, and it was the red stripe.
Goldfish Beibei immediately stopped crying and smiled, with tears still hanging on his face. He asked me strangely: "How did Brother Shitou become this person?"
I patted my chest proudly and said, "You don't want to see who I am, Rong Lei?" From the corner of my eye, I saw Aunt Tongtong looking over here as if she heard the noise, and I immediately took Beibei's hand and walked back to the yard.
, and put the big goldfish back into the bucket. I wonder if I caught it too hard just now, but the fish couldn't swim after entering the bucket and was dying.
Seeing this, Beibei started sobbing again and was about to cry loudly. I kept coaxing her, "Don't cry, don't cry, brother will find a way for you. I think this fish is short of water. This bucket is too small, it can't swim, it must
Find a bigger place to raise them. Do you have a larger basin at home to hold water?"
Beibei blinked twice, shook her head, and then nodded. I asked in confusion: "Is it there or not?" She said seriously: "There is no washbasin, but the bathtub can put water. Is that enough to raise fish?
?" When I heard this, I gave a thumbs up and praised: "What a great idea! Let's go and raise fish in the bathtub."
I carried the bucket and walked back to the house from the yard. I walked to the secret door and opened it with a slight push. I found the bathroom and the two of us worked together. I went to fill the water, and Beibei poured the fish in the bucket into the bathroom.
In the bathtub, more and more water was poured in. The little fish swam happily in it, and Beibei clapped her hands happily.
I saw clothes piled up in the clothes basket next to me, so I asked Beibei: "Whose are these?" Beibei lowered his head and replied obediently: "Dad's are all dirty clothes, and they have to be washed by mother."
While the bathtub over there was still filling with water, I ran to the washing machine and studied it. It was the same type as the one at home, so I suggested: "Beibei, let's help your mother wash these clothes."
, your mother will praise you for being capable and smart when she sees it later."
Beibei's eyes lit up and she nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, let's do the laundry."
The drum-type fully automatic washing machine is integrated and can be washed immediately. We don’t have to worry about it at all. We put the clothes inside and closed the door. I remembered what my mother had added to the small box of the machine. I looked around and found a washing machine that looked like a washing machine.
liquid bottle, opened the bottle cap, and poured two bottle caps into the small box. Thinking that it might not be enough, he added another bottle cap. After doing all this, he asked Beibei to press the start button with his own hands, and there was a sound inside.
Sound of water injection, you're done!
The two of us looked back at the little fish with satisfaction, but we were horrified to find that at some point the water in the bathtub had been filled and was overflowing. Water had begun to spread under our feet. Beibei immediately became anxious and pounced.
In the past, I had to rescue the fish that were tumbling in the water. I was afraid that the small fish would also fall outside and fall to the ground, so I ran to turn on the water faucet.
But I didn’t know which switch I touched in my hurry. Not only did the water injection not stop, but the water flow became more rapid. The water overflowed suddenly and wet the clothes of Beibei and I, and water also entered the shoes.
Especially since the switch was automatically fixed and could no longer be moved left or right. I watched helplessly as Xiaoyuer was overwhelmed by the surging water and was rushed out of the bathtub. Beibei's foot slipped and fell directly to the ground.
, happened to sit on the fish.
Needless to say, the little fish's fate did not escape the fate of death in the end. This time, Beibei's open mouth could no longer be closed, and she walked out the door crying while being drowned, while I was still talking to the faucet.
Competing, fighting to the death.
Soon Aunt Tongtong rushed in, followed by grandpa and grandma. At this time, not only the bathroom, but the entire house was flooded with water. There was no water stain anywhere. The three adults were so shocked that they opened their mouths for a long time.
Not close. Suddenly a muscular figure appeared behind the door. I looked up and saw that it was Uncle An who was back. After looking around, he twitched the corner of his mouth, strode to me, reached over my head and turned the faucet upward.
, the spring-like water flow stopped instantly.
I was stunned, it turns out it doesn't rotate left and right? Why didn't I try to pull it up and down? Well, I learned a trick.
Grandma kept saying sorry, but Aunt Tongtong could only helplessly shake her head and say it was okay. Suddenly she caught a glimpse of the washing machine that was still rotating. She walked closer and asked hesitantly: "What are you washing in here?" I haven't done it yet.
Beibei, who was still crying while talking, suddenly stopped and said loudly: "My brother and I helped my father wash the clothes."
I observed that Uncle An's face turned a little dark, and Aunt Tongtong asked feebly: "What did you add in it?" Beibei was confused this time. She looked at me longingly, and I straightened my chest.
He said confidently: "I saw my mother put laundry detergent when washing clothes, so I put the laundry detergent in the small box according to her way. Here, it is that bottle."
Everyone's eyes followed what I was pointing at, and I saw Aunt Tongtong step forward to pick up the bottle, and said to me with a wry smile: "Stone, this is bleach, not laundry detergent." Uh, I was drooled over.
I choked and guiltily looked at the drum window of the washing machine. Uncle An's dark clothes were now all white, but because the timer hadn't come, they were still spinning sadly. This time, I didn't look.
Uncle An's face turned darker, I believe it was darker than Mr. Bao's.
Grandpa pursed his lips and said nothing, and grandma apologized again. When she led me out of the door, I heard Aunt Tongtong’s feeble voice behind me: "Sand, when are you coming back? Take care of your little devil."
The lunch trip to Zuixin Pavilion was ruined. After my grandfather and grandma took me back to the car, the atmosphere was frozen for a moment. In the end, I heard grandma sighing: "Shitou, why are you... so naughty?" I buried it.
I lowered my head and remained silent. My mother taught me that I should be sincere when I make a mistake and not interrupt when my elders are talking.
Because my eyes were lowered, I clearly saw my grandpa take out his mobile phone from his pocket, press a few numbers, and dial the number. "Hello? You two are planning to never come back from abroad, right? Baby,
Your son is thrown away at home, and the two of you are having fun outside? Book a flight back to your country immediately, and don’t think about me and your mother helping you take care of your children in the future!" Hanging up the phone angrily, grandpa-style dictatorship, so cool! I
Give it a thumbs up in your heart.
A successful smile appeared on my lowered face, and I quietly made a gesture of victory. Plan B - water, success! How could a genius like me not understand the design of the faucet? And laundry detergent and
As early as when I was three years old, my mother taught me how to identify bleach. It is said that the gift Uncle An gave to my father at that time made my mother hate it. After this revenge, I helped my mother to avenge it.
Got it!
It seems that I don’t need to use the cde plan anymore. In fact, my design of metal, wood, and earth is more advanced than water and fire. I even have the next goal in mind. Alas, it’s a pity that I can’t test it. Grandpa’s control order is indeed effective.
By the early morning of the next day, my father and mother had already appeared in front of my bed. Their planned one-month make-up honeymoon ended in three days.
Dad's face was very dark, as if a storm was coming, and the building was full of wind. I pretended to be sleepy, threw myself into my mother's arms, choked and said, "Mom, Dad, I miss you so much." Symbolic tears began to flow from my eyes.
With tears dripping from the corners of his eyes, he heard his mother sigh and say: "Forget it, Jue, go and say hello to your parents first."
My father's footsteps faded away, and my mother pushed me onto the bed, and said with a half-smile: "You brat, you're very good. If you don't go to the house for a day, you're going to be a loser? What's the matter, I want to spend this whole day.
Falling out?"
I wiped away my tears and replied dully: "Who told you to leave me and run off to play by yourself?"
She pinched my cheek with one hand and pulled it out, and put her other hand on my waist and said, "Is it easy for me, your mother? After giving birth to you, you even lost your father's unique mental skills and abilities, and then you gave birth to a shit."
I took you until you were five years old. It was rare that you took advantage of your father's vacation to go on a honeymoon, but you ruined it."
I raised my hand and swatted away her wrathful hand. I hated it when she pinched me left and right like a toy. "Mom, I'm sorry. I stopped peeing my pants when I was three years old, and I can dress myself. As for
I've never seen that kind of mental trick, and I don't know if you're just making it up." Her remarks about shitting people all over the place are simply not true.
My mother was not angry at my rebuttal. Instead, she kicked off her shoes, sat on the bed, and asked hurriedly: "Come on, dear son, let me report the battle situation to my mother now. How did you deal with the two aunts Ziqi and Tongtong?"
Did it drive you crazy? By the way, is your Uncle An’s mouth twisted with anger?”
I hold my forehead and lament!
Now everyone knows, who do I inherit from?
The author has something to say: This is the end of the little devil's extra story. He will be a very troublesome child. But who made him the son of Rong Jue and Jian Jian!