Haitang whispered something in Zhang Wazi's ear. Zhang Wazi understood and nodded.
"This matter is our secret, we can't let the third person know." Haitang warned.
"Well, hook..."
The two of them stretched out their little fingers and pulled the hook to hang themselves. They would not regret it for a hundred years...
After Haitang left, he returned to the dyeing workshop.
Zhang Wazi picked up a big goose feather, went to the place where Xiguan fainted, and kicked him until he woke up.
When the boy saw that no one was around, he completely pulled off the underwear that Xiguan was wearing and threw it into the pool. He also took off the official hat on his head and hung it on a tall tree branch!
That big goose feather is really useful, it’s the finishing touch!
Xiguan's underwear was also pulled off, and he was lying there naked. The goose feather was inserted into the place where Xiguan peed. There happened to be a hole there, the size of which was suitable for the goose feather.
After Zhang Wazi finished doing this, he couldn't help but feel happy. He quickly called other friends in the village to come over and look at the human brain. Seven or eight little boys sang and danced around the lying Xiguan.
"Hi Officer, Hi Officer, put a goose feather in to pee, Hi Officer, Hi Officer, don't sleep in the room..." The friends sang songs, and their stomachs hurt from laughing...
Such a loud noise finally woke up the sleeping Xiguan.
"You bastards, what are you talking about! How dare you insult me? I won't take care of you!" Xiguan stood up and realized that he was not wearing any clothes!
Not to mention not wearing any clothes, I didn’t even wear any underpants! There was a white goose feather stuck in my private parts!
The friends pointed at Xiguan's private parts and laughed. When Xiguan got angry and chased after him to beat him, everyone dispersed. Xiguan was naked and couldn't chase him. Looking back and forth, this
The clothes are in the pool.
I picked off the goose feathers, oh, little bastard, it was inserted deep enough, it hurt me to death!
I fished out my clothes from the pool, wrung them out again, and put them on. I thought to myself, when I get back to Tian's house, it would be easier to say that I accidentally fell into the water because I accidentally fell into the water. I can't say that I was molested by these children.
If this matter spreads out in the countryside, I will be embarrassed...
Hey, what else was missing? I remembered it as soon as I scratched my head!
Where is the official hat?
There was none in the puddle, and there was none next to it. When I looked up, I thought, oh my god, who threw it on such a high branch! Damn, damn you little bitch! I should chop you all into minced meat and make buns!
Xiguan kept jumping high, but still couldn't reach it. His butt hurt even more than when it was burning just now. When he touched it like this, oh my god, that's his own flesh, it hurt to the bone.
Finally, he picked off his official hat with a branch, dressed neatly and returned to the Tian family compound.
"Sir, what are you doing?" Datong greeted the happy official in the courtyard.
"Oh, it's nothing. I saw the cool water in the village pool, and I felt excited for a moment, so I went down to play for a while." Xiguan said naturally.
Haitang's neighbor heard it and laughed secretly with the dumb girl. As soon as the dumb girl saw the fire, she knew that it was Sister Haitang who was helping her.
"Sir, let's warm up by the fire. The autumn air is crisp and it's easy to catch a cold." Datong invited the happy official into the house.
Xiguan changed his clothes, but how dare he do that? It hurt when he sat down, so he had to stand.
I was also afraid that what happened today would be spread out, so the little bastard's mouth moved faster than the wind, so I thought to myself that it would be best to find an excuse and leave quickly.