"Prepare a dowry for the princess, and prepare to marry into the Western Regions with the prince of the Western Regions." After the emperor's instructions, the eunuch went to the prince's palace to convey the order.
"Thank you very much, Your Majesty. On behalf of the Kingdom of the Western Regions, I wish your Majesty long live, long live, long live." The prince of the Western Regions performed the Western Region Ceremony.
At present, the princess's desire to marry into the Western Region has become the most important thing for the current government...
The princess had been married several times, and this time she was finally getting married for real. The prince also breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that the prince from the Western Regions was as talented as the princess.
It's just that his current embarrassing state is all thanks to Bai Haitang. The emperor sincerely wants to see the jokes of his ministers and won't let them go to court.
"Guess what other unexpected things are in this bag? There will be a reward for guessing correctly." The emperor's interest remained unabated.
At first, everyone didn't think much of this little bag, but as soon as the firecrackers and clay balls appeared, Bai Haitang, the female liar, became completely famous in the court.
The civil and military officials looked at each other. They had not yet completely recovered from the shock. They were all covered in government money and bits and pieces. Who knew there was something more unexpected inside.
Therefore, no one dares to guess anymore...
No one wants to be exposed to this bad luck again! Don’t be left missing arms and legs by then. It’s still a trivial matter. If all your colleagues see the underpants underneath, no one will talk about the princess anymore but this matter.
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"Why, none of you, dear friends, can't guess it?" The emperor saw that everyone was looking at each other, and no one dared to speak.
Then he asked the little eunuch next to him to pour out all the contents of his pocket. The bottles and jars inside were either liquids or powders, as well as individual solids...
The emperor casually pointed at one of the bottles and said, "That's it. Let's take a guess at this first. Dear friends, you can come up and see what happens." Anyone who dared not listen to the emperor's instructions had to tiptoe forward, but all of them asked their colleagues to drink it.
I pushed forward, fearing that the thing would suddenly turn into something demonic...
"Look at you, it's just that the civil servants are cowardly, and so are the military generals. It's just a trick played by a female liar." At this time, the prince must support himself, the royal family, and the emperor.
"Your Majesty, the Prince is right, so please come forward and guess first." The Emperor followed the trend and went down.
The prince doesn’t believe in evil, and he doesn’t believe that such things can make his head and face covered with dust! Anyway, he is already so embarrassed now that he can’t be embarrassed anymore!
Give it your all!
The prince opened the small bottle designated by the emperor and saw a water-like liquid inside. After shaking, it was still very thin. What was this?
Come closer and smell it, there is a faint sour smell...
Could it be that the wine is not fully fermented?
Why is she, a woman, bringing wine? No, no, the prince thought for a moment, it couldn't be wine, and even if it was, it wouldn't be so little, let alone put it in a clay jar.
"Prince, do you understand?" the emperor urged.
"We are studying it." The prince was afraid that tasting it rashly would be poisonous, and the sour taste was unappealing, so he put his ring finger in a little bit, trying to test whether the thing was cold or hot, so that he could give it to the emperor or the ministers.
An explanation.
Lest everyone say that this prince of his is cowardly!
The ministers can be timid, but the prince cannot!
"Ah..." As soon as the prince's ring finger was inserted, he heard the sound of "sizzling" inside, followed by a burst of numbness, heat, pain, and tingling...