The only regret was that he really didn’t understand any of the bed jokes. Who could he ask for advice on this?
Looking back, I saw that Wintersweet was a girl with yellow hair, so naturally she couldn't do it.
Mute girl? Not even a girl who is waiting to leave the court.
And there are differences between men and women, so how can we bring this up?
Datong thought of a person who was absolutely proficient in this matter and knew a lot, a lot, and that was Huang Ying, the girl from the second largest brothel in the county and former boss Du's concubine.
Unfortunately, the mountains are high and the roads are far away, so it is too late to ask for advice.
The only people who can ask questions now are Mr. Zhang and the young prince, two bachelors...
Mr. Zhang stays out of everything and rarely has any affairs with women. I'm afraid she can't be of much help. As for the young prince, he is a master who can see the flowers in the dark and the flowers in the clouds and the wind...
Datong quietly called the young prince aside. His sneaky appearance made Mr. Zhang, Lamei and others a little curious.
"Zilu, I need you to do a favor..." Datong said embarrassedly with a red face.
"You don't want to treat me as a beauty and give it to that stupid prince, do you? We are related by blood, so we can't mess with it..." As soon as Zilu saw Datong's expression, he knew something was wrong.
"You don't have it...it's really hard to be a beauty, unless you put two big steamed buns soaked in water!" Datong looked at Zilu's chest. Her chest was flat. When she was naked, she could see two pectoral muscles. Compared with a real woman
When I got up, it was "horrible to look at"...
"Then what would happen if you came to see me?" Zilu also became curious.
"Zilu, you are a master and have rich experience." Datong thought for a while and then spoke implicitly.
"I admit this. I have been trained to dance with swords and sticks since I was three years old. I joined the military at the age of twelve, so I have a lot of experience. Why, do you want me to help you fight? Or teach you boxing and kicking skills?" Zilu
ask.
"I'm not referring to this aspect, but to women, the experience on the bed..." Datong lowered his head in embarrassment, as if he had done something embarrassing.
"Ah, haha, I understand. You want me to teach you how to take the initiative on the bed and how to please women. In this regard, I can be your teacher. I really can't see how you can
The scholar has a special liking for this aspect. Did the eldest prince enlighten you and open up your long-sleeping emotions and desires..." Zilu said.
"Little Prince!" Datong stamped his feet, what kind of mess was this Zilu thinking in his head...
How can I think about that at this time, because I don't know that tomorrow the whole family's heads will be moved to Caishikou and played like footballs.
Datong had no choice but to speak directly.
"I want you to teach me some jokes related to the pleasure of bed, maybe it can make the eldest prince laugh. I think he is completely unaware of other things except this matter..." Datong said.
"That's it..." Zilu was quite disappointed. He originally thought that he could fine tune the bed wood in Datong and make it into a carved wood, which would have more style and fun.
The young prince thought for a while and then told Datong a few jokes between men and women.
"Once, a member of the imperial family and his concubine were rolling over on the bed. Suddenly they heard a 'click', a crisp sound. Guess what? It turned out that the member of the imperial family broke. He used too much force and broke it all at once.
It's broken, and only the outer layer of skin is connected..."