"I want to stay alone for a while." Datong walked to the side, where there was no one, and stood there for two hours, looking straight ahead.
He is thinking.
What do you want to do?
The eldest prince is different from normal people, so teasing him in a way that makes normal people laugh will have no effect.
Maybe a joke that normal people wouldn't laugh at would work for him.
Where can I find such a bad joke?
At the third hour, Datong figured it out...
He turned slightly and saw that the Minister of War was chatting with the emperor. Perhaps it would be more intuitive to use acting...
Datong called Mr. Zhang and a palace maid to tell him his thoughts.
Although Mr. Zhang was a little embarrassed, this was nothing compared to saving a life, so he naturally agreed, and the palace maid didn't say anything.
Datong explained the tricks clearly to the two of them, and they practiced for another half an hour, until the other two palace maids prepared the costumes and props, and then they appeared in front of the emperor again.
"I'm waiting for you to make a comeback, number one," the emperor said.
Datong was not sure, so he clapped his hands and stepped aside.
At this time, Mr. Zhang and the little palace maid came on stage.
Mr. Zhang clearly looks like a romantic prince...
This little palace maid looks like a brothel girl, with makeup and powder, and a sultry and flirtatious face...
The emperor felt very uncomfortable when he saw it. He didn't believe it could make the eldest prince laugh.
Mr. Zhang and the little palace maid performed with smiles and frowns.
"Prince, Prince, where are you going, leaving the slave family?" The palace maid cooed and pulled Mr. Zhang.
"How can it be said that I have abandoned you?" Mr. Zhang asked.
"But I still want it." The palace maid said and started to undress.
"I just fed you, and you want it again?" Mr. Zhang pinched the maid's chin.
"I just want to, will you give it to me?" the palace maid asked.
"This time, do you want me to feed your upper mouth or the lower mouth? You have two mouths." Mr. Zhang looked at the little palace maid with a squinting look, looking like a romantic prince...
The emperor's face has always been ugly. This is clearly contempt for the royal family...
If the eldest prince hadn't smiled, huh, Tian Datong, it would be much easier than yours.
"Of course it's the mouth above." The little palace maid winked and immediately stood on her head...
Her private parts became the mouth above...
The show is over.
The entire audience was silent, and Zilu, who always knew how to laugh, didn't even laugh, let alone the emperor.
"Hahaha, hahaha..." At this time, a voice that had never been heard before passed through everyone's ears. This was laughter!
And he was laughing so hard!
Who is it? Who else can it be besides the eldest prince?
Everyone was surprised that he actually laughed, and laughed because of a cold joke...
No one laughed except him.
The emperor looked at the eldest prince in confusion. He really smiled and couldn't believe it.
"Do it again, do it again... Hahaha... Hahaha..." The eldest prince laughed endlessly, as if all the laughter over the years broke out on this day...
This time it wasn't like a duck quacking, but a real man's laugh, and it was a wild laugh, a laugh, a non-stop laugh...
At this time, the setting sun was setting deeply on the horizon.
The appointed time arrived quietly amidst the laughter of the eldest prince...
"Your Majesty, the task has been completed. Please ask the second question." There was no more joy on Tian Datong's cheeks.