The three armies pretended not to notice, and called to the king of the village: "It is rare for the king of the village to come. I will have a few drinks with you at noon. You come in first to drink tea, and I will kill the chickens and ducks."
"You're welcome, just make two side dishes. We brothers, who is following whom, are you polite?" the village king said as he entered the house.
"Your father-in-law, the King of the Village, is a great benefactor to Narcissus and I. You also treat us very well. Can you not express your gratitude?" The honest Sanjun said that his father-in-law was sincere and the rest was polite.
"Sanjun, you are right. To tell you the truth, I came here today just to discuss with you how to help you. I heard Narcissus say that you want a son. I can understand your thoughts. But now, family planning
It’s hard to handle it if you hold it so tightly!”
The village king really knows how to speak. The first few sentences made the three armies' eyes light up, but the last sentence made the three armies frown.
"I know that family planning is a national policy, and no one dares to touch this red line.
However, I know that the village king is extremely capable. As long as the village king sincerely helps, there is nothing that can trouble the village king in our village." Although the three armies were loyal, they were eager to get their son and said things that went against their will.
"Three armies! How do you speak? People who have never read books can't even speak well! Why do you only want the village king to be sincere? The village king is not sincere, so he came to our thatched house for this matter? The village king, the three armies can't
Speak, you, the grown-up, don’t care about the villain’s faults.”
Narcissus walked in while talking, poured tea, smiled, and gave the tea to the village king with both hands.
The village king took the tea and said: "In order to help you, I didn't sleep well last night. I kept thinking about how to help you?"
Narcissus felt funny in her heart: Are you thinking about how to get me?
"The village king must have an idea. Let me tell you, the village king will not only help us sincerely, but also find a way." Narcissus is a genius actor. She thought like this in her heart, but her face still burst into laughter.
"What's a good idea?" The three armies couldn't wait.
"Why are you asking in such a hurry? You don't know the principles of the king of the village? He doesn't like people asking too many questions when doing things! Go catch the chickens and ducks, I'll boil the water and wait." Narcissus said to Bai Sanjun.
The village king laughed and said, "There is a way. Let's discuss it while drinking."
"Okay, okay, okay!" The three armies said the word "ok" three times in a row and hurried to catch the chickens and ducks.
As soon as the three armies left, the village king said softly: "After you give birth to your son, you must keep your word. Don't wait until then..."
"I will take the initiative to give it to you when the time comes, don't worry." Narcissus said and gave the village king a bright smile.
The village king glanced at Narcissus, turned around and went out. After a while, he entered the house again and asked, "Where did the three armies go to catch chickens and ducks?" Narcissus chuckled: "There are ducks in the small pond behind the house. He must go first.
Caught a duck."
"Oh, it's a small pond, I know. It takes about ten minutes to go back and forth." The village king said and approached Narcissus.
"I'll give you a kiss. Don't make any mistakes today. It won't be good for the three armies to see you." Narcissus said and thought about the village king's face.
The village king just wanted to hug Narcissus, but Narcissus turned around and walked out the door: "I'll call the rooster back, you drink tea and wait."
The village king felt itchy but had no choice. He whispered to himself: Narcissus, you little goblin, let's see how I deal with you in the future!
After a while, the village king heard the duck's "quacking" sound. The three armies grabbed the duck and walked over quickly.
"Army, the chickens are gone. Give me the duck and catch a chicken with a rake." Narcissus said.
When the three armies saw that the king of the village was in the house but Narcissus was outside, they hurriedly smiled and said to Narcissus: "Okay, okay. What my wife said is an imperial edict, how dare I not listen?" The three armies were happy and their mouths became slick.
Narcissus took the duck from the hands of the three soldiers and whispered: "So fast, running on the road? We are husband and wife, you can't trust me?"
The three armies didn't know how to answer, so they just smiled honestly.
"One duck is enough, why should we catch chickens?" The village king came out.
"Chickens are a must. You, the king of the village, have worked hard for everyone and need to recuperate." Narcissus said with a smile.
"That's right, that's right. Without you, Walled King, everyone would still be lighting oil lamps! Everyone will remember your contribution, Walled King! Don't worry, Walled King, they are all raised by themselves anyway, and they don't cost money," said the three armies.
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"It's appropriate to spend money! The village king can come to the house because he thinks highly of us. Not to mention chickens, ducks, and winter mice, he will also buy them to entertain the village king. Army, please go get the rake and catch the chickens!" Narcissus said.
He could talk more than the three armies. The three armies hurriedly answered the call and left.
Listening to Narcissus's sweet words and looking at Narcissus's graceful figure, the village king actually envied the three armies: The three armies are so lucky! Such a watery woman has been tempted by the king of the village many times, and she can actually defend the final victory for the three armies.