The village king, Cai Qing and Li Rong chatted and laughed for a while, and the atmosphere became relaxed and lively.
Li Rong watched Gaozi combing his mustache with his fingers and said, "Zhaozi, you won't be angry if we tell any jokes now, right?" After saying that, she stared at Gaozi.
Chaozi's eyes met hers for a while, and he said with a smile: "I'm usually angry. Jokes, jokes, are meant to make fun of people."
"Let me ask you, Dongmao said you can't do anything to your tall wife, can you really suppress your mother-in-law?" Li Rong said and covered her mouth.
"Didn't my mother-in-law say that she is a small person but I am a big one? I am so powerful that I am afraid that I will not be able to suppress her?" Cai Qing smiled.
"I think your bottoms are aligned. Where is your head facing your wife?" Li Rong covered her mouth and laughed again.
"You wild bitch, you want this too? Just look at the height of my dwarf and the height of my mother-in-law. Isn't my head between her two footballs? The three footballs are lined up together, it's so comfortable!" The dwarf also laughed.
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The village king couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Li Rong, you are so wild and crazy, you dare to ask anything."
"I'm just curious. Shorty, you are on top of your mother-in-law and she is tossing you around. Is she not afraid of throwing you off?" Li Rong was still unwilling to give in and continued to ask.
"You wild bitch, try to see if you can throw me down. What are my hands for? I'm holding my neck!" Cai Qing said with a smile.
"You can't make trouble with me." Li Rong said.
"If I tell you something, why don't you imagine it better? The scene will be more real." Cai Qing said.
"Wild woman, get the duck and chop it up quickly." Dong Mao shouted from outside.
"Here we come." Li Rong smiled and stood up and walked out the door.
"Cai Qing, there's nothing these women in the village don't dare to say. They talk about things that men don't dare to say like machine guns." The village king said with a smile.
"It's true. My mother-in-law is also wild. She doesn't say anything when she's with women." Cai Qing said with a smile.
"Oh? Did she say something funny?"
"The woman asked her, your dwarf is so short, he is really small and big, how can it satisfy you? What do you think she would say to her?" Cai Qing pretended to be quiet and looked at the village king.
"What did she say?"
"She said that there are no men who can have enough fun with their fingers. There is a big bar in my place, and there are two volleyballs on me and a basketball tossing together. I can have as much fun as I want.
Ah!" After Cai Qing finished speaking, he laughed to himself.
When the village king heard this, he laughed so much that he bent over. After laughing enough, the village king stood up and said, "These women in the village! I am convinced. They are really better than the other, and they are so wild!"
Li Rong said while chopping the duck: "If the women in the village were not wild, would you, the king of the village, still be able to stay in the village? I'm afraid you would have gone to the county seat long ago."
"Zhai Wang, I heard that you have several opportunities to work as a cadre in the town. Why don't you go?" Cai Qing asked.
"Didn't Li Rong say that? I can't bear to see these women in the village! These women in the village are full of game. Talking to them is more delicious than eating winter grass mice!" the village king asked Li Rong, "Li Rong
, do you think so?"
"Yes. Dong Mao, the duck's internal organs are not ready yet? I'm frying the duck meat!"
"It's done, let's fry it!" Dongmao said and entered the house.
After a while, the dishes were ready.
Dongmao said: "Dwarf, I'm sorry, it's too simple, just a duck and a bowl of cured fish."
"Why are you so polite? This is a great dish to go with wine." Cai Qing said, combing his mustache with his fingers and getting ready to drink.
"Lirong, let's drink first! You cook a green vegetable." Dongmao called into the kitchen.
"Okay, you three will drink first, and I'll fry a green vegetable."
The three of them ate vegetables, drank wine, and talked and laughed. The atmosphere was very relaxed. Li Rong brought the vegetables and joined the drinking team.
After several rounds of drinking among the four of them, Cai Qing became a little tipsy. He pressed the empty cup with one hand and combed his mustache with the other, saying, "I, I don't want to drink anymore, I'm a little drunk."
Li Rong went to grab his wine glass, "If you drink a few more glasses, it's not night, and you think you're still having sex with Gao Qiong! When you're drunk, I'll take you back to bed."
"I won't drink anymore. If I said I wouldn't drink, I won't... stop drinking. I have to go back and kill... kill the noon pig." Cai Qing put the cup under the table and said with a smile.
"Okay, that's it for today's lunch. Shorty, put the cup on the table and fill it with wine. The four of us drank the full wine and ate," said the village king.
"Yes. It's full, full of wine!" Cai Qing said and put the cup on the table.
The four glasses clinked together, then separated, and they all drank.
After dinner, the four of them drank tea and joked for a while. The village king stood up and said, "I'm going back to take a nap. Lirong, please see off the short guy and say hello to Gao Qiong to avoid any awkwardness on the road in the future."
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"Okay, I was just about to send Chaozi home and apologize to Gao Qiong by the way!" Li Rong said with a smile.
"What are you apologizing for? If Gao Qiong is so...little-bellied...I, I will fix her...I will use this...basketball to topple...her...two footballs!" Cai Qing pointed at his head and said.
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When Li Rong heard this, she laughed so much that she squatted down, holding her stomach and said, "You little bastard, you are so funny. My stomach hurts from laughing!"
The village king and Dongmao also burst into laughter.
Everyone had laughed enough, and the village king said, "I'm leaving."
Cai Qing also followed him out. Lirong followed Cai Qing and said, "Dongmao, please send the village king off!"
"I don't want him to give it away. Dongmao, don't lose your temper when playing small cards in the future, remember!" the village king said as he walked away.
"Yeah! Remember. I won't send it to you."
The three village kings walked to the fork in the road together, and Li Rong said: "Zhai Wang, you can go well."
"Okay. You go!" the village king said.
"Li Rong, you should go home too, there's no need to send her off," Cai Qing said.
"Li Rong, send the dwarf home." The village king turned around and warned.
"I know." Li Rong said and followed Cai Qing.
The two of them walked for a while, and Cai Qing stopped and said, "Li Rong, I can't bear the winter grass rolling on my ground. You said something today, I, I can't stand it?"
"What are you talking about? Can't stand a word?" Li Rong looked at Cai Qing and smiled.
"Tell me, tell me, the toad wants to eat swan meat! I, I can't stand it!" Cai Qing looked at Li Rong.
"You! Isn't that what you said to your mother-in-law when we had a quarrel? Do you still hold grudges about this?" Li Rong said with a smile.
"I, I will remember this sentence. One day, I will, want to eat your, god... swan..."
"Okay, okay, I'll let you eat someday, okay?" Li Rong looked at him with a smile, "Let's go! You can't eat today, you go back and kill the noon pig!"
"You really want me to eat? Okay, when I get a good opportunity, I will eat you, the swan. Now... I will go back and kill... kill the noon pig..."