0018: let the king's hand touch the towering chest
0018: Let the hand of the village king touch the towering chest
When the village king saw the three armies slaughtering chickens and ducks, he said: "I asked you to make two random dishes, but you made such a big noise. In this case, let's just do something real. Narcissus, go tell Dong Mao and Niu Zai
, ask them to come and drink with me, just say that I asked them to come, lest they find reasons to refuse."
Narcissus said "Oh", stood up, patted the chicken feathers on his hands, and said as he walked without washing his hands: "I'll go right now, lest they say that the treat is not sincere." As Narcissus walked on the road, he had to admire the village king's behavior.
Come.
The king of the village invited Dongmao and Cai Cai, borrowed flowers and offered them to the Buddha, not only to win over people's hearts, but also asked her to go and not let the three armies go, firstly to dispel the worries of the three armies, and secondly because he knew that he would not be able to touch his body if he stayed.
This is indeed the case for Xiao Jiujiu in the heart of the village king. He thought, I am accompanying you and the three armies at home, and the three armies of the village should feel at ease.
Sanjun was busy, but he still talked to the village king from time to time. He was afraid of neglecting the village king. Sanjun knew that the village king would not reveal anything first when doing things, so he did not tell the village king about the birth certificate.
Sanjun said: "We still have cured fish at home, and it smells delicious! Is it enough to make a bowl of cured fish and some green vegetables?"
"That's enough! Cured fish is a good dish to go with wine. By the way, the three armies, today's target at noon is Dongmao. Remember, don't keep staring at me to accompany the wine. Let's get Dongmao drunk together. Yours
He can also do something to make him drink more happily." After the village king finished speaking, he laughed.
"Listen to the king of the village, if you want Dongmao to get drunk, he must get drunk today!" The three armies know that the king of the village likes to get someone drunk every time he drinks. Otherwise, for him, the dinner wine is just a waste.
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After a while, Niu Zai came. Niu Zai was close to the home of the three armies. He laughed loudly when he saw the village king: "Zhai Wang, thank you for never forgetting me when you drink! However, I am also afraid of being drunk."
"Don't worry, if you don't get drunk today at noon, it won't be your turn if you want to get drunk. I can't forget you when I drink, and I can't forget you when doing things. Third Army, do you have a brush and ink at home?"
"Prince of the village, you know, I don't have ink in my stomach, so how can I use this at home?" Sanjun said embarrassedly.
"Niuzai, go to the accountant Wang Wen's house and borrow pen and ink, and ask him to give you two pieces of rice paper. Go back quickly." The village king assigned work to Niuzai.
"King of the Village, you asked me to go right now and you didn't invite him to drink. How can you say that?" Niu Zai said in embarrassment.
"Your mouth just isn't as good as Dongmao. You said you didn't even know what I asked you to borrow? Did you also tell him that we were drinking together? You know, he only went to junior high school, and later
Although he is studious, writes well, and is diligent, he likes to pretend to be polite. Drinking will ruin the atmosphere. I don't like drinking with him. Go away!" The last three words of the village king emphasized his tone.
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll go right away." After Niu Zai said that, he walked away quickly.
The cows walked for a while, and Narcissus and Dongmao came chatting and laughing. Dongmao met the village king and said: "Zhaiwang, I will have a happy drink with you at noon today. You didn't enjoy the funeral wine last night. It's true, yesterday morning people
They’ve all been buried, so it’s not fun to have a cocktail tonight!”
"Who didn't let you drink to your heart's content? Don't blame others if you don't drink. You have to take care of your mouth!" The village king glared at Dong Mao.
"I'm just joking. White wedding wine is no better than red wedding wine. Without the atmosphere of drinking, who wants to get drunk." Dongmao quickly changed his tune.
The village king looked at Narcissus, then turned around and looked at the three armies, and said: "Darcissus, why don't you go and help the three armies?"
Narcissus gave the village king a wink: "Okay, I will follow the village king's arrangements." After Narcissus finished speaking, he laughed to himself.
Niu Zai brought pen and ink and rice paper. The village king said, "I'm going to write something in the inner room. Don't disturb me. Narcissus, is there a desk in your room?"
"Yes, yes. But I need to clean it up. Come with me and I'll clean it up in no time." After Narcissus finished speaking, he went into the inner room, with the village king following behind.
Narcissus's room was tidied. After Narcissus entered the room, he took away the mirror and a cardboard box placed on the desk.
Then, she moved a stool and put it in front of the desk and said, "Prince of the village, just sit here and work!"
After Narcissus finished speaking, she pulled down the sleeve of the Walled King. The Walled King didn't know whether Narcissus used force on purpose or because she didn't control her strength well. With her pull, the Walled King's hand touched his towering chest.
Narcissus pretended not to know, put down the king's hand, and without even looking at the king, said: "You work, I'll go out to help." After saying that, Narcissus left the room like a gust of wind.