Niu Zai was dragged by Sanjun towards his house, but he turned his head and scolded Dongmao, "Damn Dongmao... you bully people... I'm not done with you..." Sanjun dragged him.
As he left, he said, "I'm so drunk that I can't even figure my head out like this!"
Here Dongmao heard the cow scolding him, and while scolding the cow, he jumped with his feet to get away from the water fairy.
"Dongmao! Let me see how you two will be embarrassed to face each other after you sober up tomorrow!" Narcissus said, holding Dongmao with both hands, for fear that he would catch up and fight with the calf.
The three armies took the calf and walked away. Dongmao jumped a few times and faced Narcissus. When he saw Narcissus hugging him, he suddenly hugged Narcissus and kissed him.
Narcissus quickly let go of the hand holding Dongmao, and retracted her hand from his back to push Dongmao away, trying to break away from him: "Dongmao, you are drunk, you can't..."
Dong Mao kissed her a few times and held her tightly, "Darcissus, you hold her first... mine... I will also hold yours... kiss..." Dong Mao said while hugging Narcissus and kissing her.
"Let go...you're drunk...you can't...like this..." Narcissus used both hands to grab Dongmao's hand, but he held it tightly, "Dongmao, if you don't let go, I'll beat you."
Got it!"
"Hitting...hitting means kissing! I'll kiss you!" Dongmao said and kissed Narcissus on the face again.
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and Dongmao received a slap on the face. Dongmao stopped moving and looked at Narcissus, and Narcissus also stopped struggling and looked at Dongmao.
The two looked at each other for a while, and Dongmao let go of his hand and said, "Narcissus... I'm sorry... I'm really drunk."
"You are indeed drunk! You and Cowboy were both drunk, and you even quarreled with him, did you know that?" Narcissus tugged on his clothes.
"Oh! Did I quarrel with the cow? I was drunk, he wouldn't hold grudges, right?" Dongmao looked at Narcissus, and the wine seemed to have been knocked away by Narcissus' slap.
"You're drunk, why should you hold grudges? Sit down and I'll pour you a cup of hot tea." Narcissus said and turned around to get the teapot. Dongmao sat on the stool. "Narcissus, you weren't angry just now, were you?"
Narcissus turned around with the teapot and said, "Why am I angry? You don't know anything when you are drunk. I am angry and have nothing to do!" He said and served Dong Mao Man with tea.
The army finally got the calf to the door of his house. As soon as he arrived in front of his own house, the calf stopped jumping around. He stood facing the door and shouted: "Xiao Qin! A guest is here! Pour some tea! I'll come too..."
A cup of tea...sober up!"
"You worthless guy! Why did you let Sanjun help you back when you were drunk again!" Xiaoqin heard the voice and walked to the door, "Sanjun, I'm troubling you again. Help him into the inner room and let him fall asleep on the bed, and he will
Stop making trouble."
"What are you making a fuss about? You... wild bitch... have I ever... made a fuss with you?" Niu Zai said as he was being helped into the room.
Xiaoqin stopped talking and hinted to Sanjun not to pay attention to him. Sanjun put the calf down on the bed, took off his shoes, and threw his body into the middle of the bed. Xiaoqin pulled up the quilt to cover him, and joined Sanjun
Out of the inner room.
"Army, he must be exhausted after helping him back! Sit down for a while, drink a cup of tea and take a rest." Xiaoqin said, pouring him tea and pouring a cup for herself.
"Sanjun, Niu Zai didn't quarrel with anyone when he was drunk, right?" Xiaoqin saw Sanjun sitting down, and she sat opposite him.
Sanjun smiled and said: "I didn't quarrel with anyone. I just told Dongmao and the two others a joke, and they said it quite seriously."
"He! After drinking a few times, he quarreled with others and woke up unaware of anything. Tell me, why did he insist on getting drunk?"
"Be happy! The scar on Xue'er's face is gone. Everyone is happy and drank more Jibei. It's okay. Dongmao was also drunk. After the two of them sobered up, nothing happened." Sanjun looked at Xiaoqin.
"What kind of joke did they two say, and did they say it seriously?" Xiaoqin asked with a smile.
"Dongmao was drunk and bored, and praised Narcissus. Narcissus said that his wife was capable and was quite good at farm work. Dongmao also said that Narcissus was better at doing farm work at night and asked me if I was right. Niu Zai said, the three armies only know
Can Narcissus know how Li Rong is? Just like this, it was a mess, the two of them talked about each other's wives, and they started quarreling!" After the three armies finished speaking, they started laughing.
"The three armies, Niu Zai and Dongmao are both envious of you for having Narcissus. Niu Zai compares me with Narcissus, and Dongmao also compares his wife with Narcissus. We are not as beautiful as Narcissus, and we are not as charming as Narcissus. The two of them compare themselves to each other.
The anger was vented on the other party. Is that so?" Xiaoqin looked at the three armies and smiled.
"How is this possible? It can't be like this." Sanjun said with a smile.
"I think that's true. Sanjun, tell me the truth. In your eyes, how much worse am I than Narcissus?" Xiaoqin opened her eyes wide and looked at Sanjun.
"Well, you and Narcissus should have your own love for this!" After the three soldiers finished speaking, they laughed sheepishly.
"What do you mean, each has its own spring? Where is the spring of Narcissus? Where is my spring? Tell me." Xiaoqin looked at the three armies and smiled.
"Well, as Dong Mao and Niu Zai said, I only know Narcissus. You, I don't have...hehe, how do I know?" Sanjun rubbed his hands after finishing speaking.
"You're not with me... you can see from the outside! On the outside, you can tell me how beautiful Narcissus and I are." Xiao Qin seemed to insist that the three armies tell the difference between Narcissus and me.
"I really said it!" Sanjun looked at Xiaoqin.
"Seriously. Just say it, don't worry. I won't curse anyone no matter what you say." Xiao Qin seemed to be deliberately teasing the three armies.
"Narcissus, you do have a pretty face. When you walk, your butt is very charming..." Sanjun said with a smile.
Xiaoqin slapped Sanjun, "You! I told Narcissus! You actually compared my butt with her face!" As she said this, Xiaoqin hugged her belly and laughed.
Sanjun felt that what he said was indeed not right. He didn't know how to say it for a moment. When he saw Xiaoqin holding her belly and laughing, her chest was shaking with laughter. He tapped her chest with his hand and said, "You still have this place."
, spring is endless."
Xiaoqin quickly sat up straight and said: "I see you men, all of you are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. By the way, Dongmao is still at your house!"
"Yeah! When I was dragging the calf home, I pushed him to the ground and Narcissus held him to prevent him from chasing the calf for fear that they would fight." Sanjun said with a smile.
"Oh! Go back quickly! Dongmao is drunk and can't figure it out. Narcissus is at home alone. Don't cause any unpleasant things." Xiaoqin looked at the three armies.
The three armies stood up and said, "I don't think so! OK, I'm leaving."
"What's really going on, please calm down!" Xiaoqin said with a smile.
The three soldiers didn't answer and walked quickly towards home.