When the three armies were cooking the cured fish, the village king came out with his hands clasped behind his back: "It smells so good! The cooking skills of the three armies have improved again. This cured fish has whetted my appetite even before it comes out of the pot. How long do I have to wait before we can start the meal?"
Already?"
"It's coming, it's coming! Just cook the cured fish and a green vegetable. King of the village, why don't you and Dongmao and the others drink first?" said the three armies.
"No. Thank you for your hard work. We have to wait for you. Don't worry, it's still early! Dongmao! Cowboy! You two come here and write your names." After the village king said that, he turned around and entered the back room.
Dong Mao and Niu Zai followed, and the village king gave Dong Mao the pen: "Write the full name, Li Dongmao." Dong Mao took the pen and looked at the rice paper on the desk. "What are you looking at? Write here! Two
Zhang Du wrote, I will tell you what happened when you drink."
Dong Mao dipped his pen in ink: "I'm just curious and want to know something first. Well, I'll write it, so isn't it just a certifier? It doesn't matter what big thing it is. My handwriting is not good, but Confucius didn't mind that his handwriting was ugly...
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"You talk a lot of nonsense! Hurry up and write it to Niu Zai, and start drinking soon!" The village king became impatient again.
After Dongmao finished writing, he gave the pen to Niu Zai. Niu Zai didn't say anything and wrote his name on two pieces of paper.
"Let's go out and get ready to drink." Seeing that both of them had signed, the village king led them out of the door.
As soon as the dishes were finished, the army came back with hoes on their shoulders.
"Dajun, you are so diligent, wash your hands quickly and get ready to drink." The village king greeted the army.
"Hello, King of the Village. The King of the Village is here for a drink." Da Jun said with a smile. "Yes, I'm here to drink. I'll have a few drinks with you." The King of the Village knew that Da Jun was a bit confused and didn't care about what he said.
The dishes were served and people sat around the table. Narcissus said: "Drink!"
"Everyone, wait a minute! I have something to say in advance. Don't talk about work after drinking. This is the rule of law, as you know. Lichun, Lihua, you two eat first, and you can eat as you like." The village king greeted the two men of the three armies.
a daughter.
"The king of the village is the king of the village. No matter how much he drinks, he will not express his opinions casually. It's great that you don't talk about work after drinking!" Dong Mao smiled and agreed.
"Your Dongmao mouth is really like a Dongmao grass that has been cut open and never closes! However, your mouth will come in handy this afternoon. Okay, listen to what I'm talking about." After the village king finished speaking,
Clearing his throat: "We have a big event to do today, so I asked the three armies to prepare a special banquet, and also invited Dong Mao and Niu Zai, who are prestigious among the villagers, as witnesses." After speaking, the village king deliberately paused and looked at the three armies.
The three armies didn't know what was going on and didn't dare to ask. Narcissus saw the village king staring at the three armies and said, "Wang Wang, whatever you arrange to do, the three armies and I will listen to you."
The village king smiled: "What can happen? It's not just about getting the birth certificate for you. What I'm doing today is to prepare for you to get the birth certificate. Whether it's true or false, we'll take care of it.
If it is true, it becomes a fact. Even if it is false, it becomes true, you know?"
"I know, I know." Everyone agreed.
Seeing Li Chun and Li Hua looking at the dishes on the table, the village king said to Narcissus: "Narcissus, you still haven't said anything?"
"What are you saying?" Narcissus was confused and didn't know what order the village king asked her to give.
"Let the two children eat first!" The village king said with a smile: "Children are the future and flowers, let them be special!"
"Lichun, Lihua, you two eat first, scoop out the rice, and I will pick up the vegetables for you." As soon as Narcissus finished speaking, the two children hurriedly got the bowls and chopsticks.
Dong Mao wanted to interrupt, but didn't dare. He was thinking about drinking, and was afraid that interrupting would delay the drinking time. But Niu Zai kept scanning everyone with his eyes. Jun sat there and kept smiling.
The village king cleared his throat and paused. He was ready to speak formally.